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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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  11/17/13
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duck-like rigpig national
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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kink-friendly temple
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
wonderful set trump supporter
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
bipolar trust fund
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Pale foreskin pozpig
  11/18/13
tp
aromatic native cumskin
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
coral vivacious step-uncle's house
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
kink-friendly temple
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
impertinent contagious alpha
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
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  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Beady-eyed violent business firm
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
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  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
soul-stirring locus
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Godawful pit wagecucks
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
violet flirting boiling water
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
kink-friendly temple
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
stimulating topaz messiness athletic conference
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
dark big preventive strike space
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
violet flirting boiling water
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
violet flirting boiling water
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
dark big preventive strike space
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
violet flirting boiling water
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
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  11/17/13
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Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Frozen spot dysfunction
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Beady-eyed violent business firm
  11/17/13
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impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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  11/17/13
only?
Frozen spot dysfunction
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
dark big preventive strike space
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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  11/17/13
lol
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  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Sinister nursing home
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Frozen spot dysfunction
  11/17/13
lmao.
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  11/18/13
cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
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  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Sinister nursing home
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
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  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
mildly autistic lascivious hominid center
  11/17/13
LOL
impertinent contagious alpha
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
mildly autistic lascivious hominid center
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
mildly autistic lascivious hominid center
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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  11/17/13
really embarassing
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  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
ocher location cuckold
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
mildly autistic lascivious hominid center
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Frozen spot dysfunction
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
frum aqua police squad faggot firefighter
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
excitant rose base
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
navy french chef
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Racy massive range
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
duck-like rigpig national
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
excitant rose base
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
duck-like rigpig national
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: indigo theater stage dog poop

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: frisky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: wonderful set trump supporter

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bipolar trust fund

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Pale foreskin pozpig

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic native cumskin

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: coral vivacious step-uncle's house

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly temple

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored travel guidebook generalized bond

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Swollen piazza place of business

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent business firm

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Slimy aphrodisiac mental disorder principal's office

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: copper twisted casino

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: walnut boyish sound barrier area

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: gaped weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Spectacular hilarious blood rage

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: avocado dilemma

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker Son Of Senegal

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: mint razzle locale turdskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: opaque motley senate

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Arrogant bat-shit-crazy ticket booth

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Godawful pit wagecucks

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: violet flirting boiling water

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly temple

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: stimulating topaz messiness athletic conference

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: dark big preventive strike space

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: violet flirting boiling water

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: violet flirting boiling water

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: dark big preventive strike space

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: violet flirting boiling water

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Ebony love of her life

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Frozen spot dysfunction

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent business firm

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: grizzly passionate cruise ship genital piercing

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Frozen spot dysfunction

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: fragrant keepsake machete wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Sinister nursing home

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: dark big preventive strike space

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: transparent bearded rehab

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: transparent bearded rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Sinister nursing home

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Frozen spot dysfunction

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Pale foreskin pozpig

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aquamarine legend

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Pale foreskin pozpig

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: fighting razzle-dazzle tattoo

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating half-breed

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling deep stag film cuck

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Doobsian flushed institution

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Sinister nursing home

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Chestnut Shrine Gunner

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Maniacal Marvelous Heaven New Version

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Glassy tantric scourge upon the earth

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: impertinent contagious alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Bespoke amethyst property

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: stimulating topaz messiness athletic conference

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: canary boltzmann associate

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Chocolate Self-centered Feces National Security Agency

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: ocher location cuckold

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: fighting razzle-dazzle tattoo

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Frozen spot dysfunction

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: adulterous 180 library

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan whorehouse

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Claret Factory Reset Button Sex Offender

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe hell

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic lascivious hominid center

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: pearl immigrant idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Citrine Thriller Stead Antidepressant Drug

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Floppy Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: pearl immigrant idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: cyan cowardly gaping parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: frum aqua police squad faggot firefighter

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: frum aqua police squad faggot firefighter

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: excitant rose base

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Orange gas station headpube

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: excitant rose base

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: navy french chef

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: navy french chef

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: excitant rose base

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: federal tanning salon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Racy massive range

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: excitant rose base

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Citrine Thriller Stead Antidepressant Drug

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: opaque motley senate

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: rambunctious chartreuse old irish cottage university

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: bonkers persian

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Magical pea-brained gaming laptop kitty cat

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: fragrant keepsake machete wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: stirring house

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Arousing vermilion school

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan whorehouse

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Amber roommate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: onyx bateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: costumed internal respiration

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan whorehouse

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Bull Headed Hairraiser Theatre Sandwich

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: provocative wine yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Heady den newt

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling deep stag film cuck

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Splenetic Hospital

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Wild hall

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty theater

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling deep stag film cuck

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Supple demanding reading party market

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood smoky deer antler state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: walnut boyish sound barrier area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: galvanic stock car sneaky criminal

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Histrionic Forum Legal Warrant

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Ruby Office Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: walnut boyish sound barrier area

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Tan adventurous home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Yapping Vengeful Garrison Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243540)



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Author: Spectacular hilarious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: aromatic native cumskin

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Bearded School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457883)



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Author: comical puce philosopher-king menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: duck-like rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397898)