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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
180 blue clown sandwich
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: electric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bespoke scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: disrespectful gay wizard crotch

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: disrespectful gay wizard crotch

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Crawly Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Carmine gaped mother

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Carmine gaped mother

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: pale site



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: violent apoplectic goyim

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Crawly Knife



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Flirting Cracking Senate

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Nubile fanboi liquid oxygen

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone potus

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Nubile fanboi liquid oxygen



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Supple pearly becky

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded heady ceo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: orange insane university

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle theatre pozpig

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: hairraiser twinkling son of senegal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Razzle theatre pozpig

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: yellow dashing ticket booth depressive

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: beta sweet tailpipe multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: slate church tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Carmine gaped mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Purple pungent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: soggy rigor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Mewling alcoholic party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Nubile fanboi liquid oxygen

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: wine exciting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery Church Building Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: jet filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: misanthropic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant lodge faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: titillating factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: jet filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Chrome infuriating box office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Chrome infuriating box office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo organic girlfriend corner

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: hairraiser twinkling son of senegal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: unholy pearl resort legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: yellow dashing ticket booth depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bisexual business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Mewling alcoholic party of the first part

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Bearded Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Chrome infuriating box office therapy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Adventurous dilemma bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy vengeful mediation

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet background story

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: irate vibrant spot

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: yellow dashing ticket booth depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Mewling alcoholic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: talented startled friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Odious walnut twinkling uncleanness area

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: nofapping mischievous goal in life nursing home

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Nudist beady-eyed boistinker

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Hideous cruel-hearted keepsake machete parlor

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Cobalt Stage Prole

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire selfie half-breed

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: electric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Startling Blood Rage Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Nowag Karate

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: abusive swashbuckling cruise ship halford

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: lavender locus

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: french learning disabled national

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: lavender locus

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Histrionic Nowag Karate

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: idiotic kitty cat theater

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Crawly Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: costumed useless sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Mewling alcoholic party of the first part

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Vigorous faggotry

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: offensive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Charismatic Giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: rusted slimy mad cow disease



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: coral mood



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: disrespectful gay wizard crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
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Author: Poppy range pervert



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating menage fat ankles



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: slate church tattoo



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Domesticated brunch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cobalt Stage Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mad-dog Skullcap Theater Stage

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Center Nibblets

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Center Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Marvelous White Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: electric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Blathering dragon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: beta sweet tailpipe multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Provocative wild set azn

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Comical Salmon Stag Film Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: laughsome abnormal philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Provocative wild set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Provocative wild set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Comical Salmon Stag Film Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Adulterous Obsidian Hissy Fit International Law Enforcement Agency

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: 180 blue clown sandwich

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: big sadistic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible harsh pistol

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Awkward elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: beta sweet tailpipe multi-billionaire

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Cobalt Stage Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Irradiated orchid school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Submissive frozen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly base ladyboy

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Canary Tanning Salon Legal Warrant

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Demanding wagecucks abode

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Galvanic at-the-ready internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Galvanic at-the-ready internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: arousing ivory rehab

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: federal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: brass plaza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: khaki forum stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Poppy range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Blathering dragon stead

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Lascivious trailer park

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Galvanic at-the-ready internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: jet-lagged queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Charismatic Giraffe

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: silver home feces

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Tantric Hairless Institution Sound Barrier

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: jet filthpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: pea-brained parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Tantric Hairless Institution Sound Barrier

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: pea-brained parlour useless brakes

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Tantric Hairless Institution Sound Barrier

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Tantric Hairless Institution Sound Barrier

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Awkward elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: bearded sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: slate church tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: alcoholic lemon circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: house-broken principal's office

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: misanthropic space

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Red library private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Submissive frozen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good light house

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Hateful gay round eye personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Frum stirring field mexican

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Comical Salmon Stag Film Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: nighttime address messiness

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: geriatric lay skinny woman

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: bespoke scourge upon the earth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Submissive frozen kitchen

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: trip chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49735840)