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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: navy laughsome rigpig locale

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Azn



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: lime aphrodisiac immigrant church



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Maize Tank

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Maize Tank

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: electric really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: orchid hairraiser range

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: orchid hairraiser range

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: canary passionate spot



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Indecent razzle national security agency gas station

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: electric really tough guy



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Excitant soggy pistol base

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Brass home skinny woman

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Comical Vermilion Bbw Area

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: navy laughsome rigpig locale

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Brass home skinny woman



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: curious drunken box office

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: navy laughsome rigpig locale

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cowardly water buffalo dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Garrison Factory Reset Button

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Avocado internet-worthy indirect expression

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Talented Garnet Corner Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Avocado internet-worthy indirect expression

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: supple bonkers scourge upon the earth crackhouse

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: well-lubricated gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Frisky Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: orchid hairraiser range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: deep nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: shimmering vibrant crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Travel Guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Brass home skinny woman

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Startled Piazza Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Salmon Hilarious Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Coral idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Insane mint parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: ruddy bearded jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Provocative aggressive telephone



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: dashing haunting hospital wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Insane mint parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Crimson diverse national cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Crimson diverse national cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: lemon dopamine macaca

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Talented Garnet Corner Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: supple bonkers scourge upon the earth crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Floppy dull school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Travel Guidebook

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: territorial translucent halford house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Crimson diverse national cuck

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: elite pisswyrm meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Onyx stirring pit

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sienna Pozpig Jewess

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ceo

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: supple bonkers scourge upon the earth crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: glittery senate genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Thriller forum clown

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: bossy exciting native depressive

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: spectacular nubile kitchen jew

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: glassy puppy stage

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Insecure point

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nofapping Pervert Cruise Ship

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Candlestick Maker Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged university hissy fit

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating lascivious rehab

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: black soul-stirring site

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: ocher international law enforcement agency

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: black soul-stirring site

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged university hissy fit

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: sepia dog poop

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: electric really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Travel Guidebook

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Buff Mind-boggling Hall

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle irate selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Pale razzmatazz business firm roommate



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Maize Tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: violet aromatic school cafeteria



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: violet aromatic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Titillating Violent Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Jet Cracking Giraffe

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Insecure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: trip mother codepig

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious associate institution

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: obsidian rambunctious associate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: apoplectic heady chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: galvanic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: lilac filthy partner cuckoldry

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Angry french chef mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling stubborn theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lilac filthy partner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: lilac filthy partner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: racy patrolman property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Angry french chef mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: saffron stock car fat ankles

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: concupiscible tantric blood rage

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready tattoo sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: tripping violent multi-billionaire principal's office

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: startling marvelous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated gaping

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Insecure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Histrionic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: boyish brilliant filthpig

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Mustard mildly autistic chapel

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Painfully honest chestnut queen of the night

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: twinkling domesticated indian lodge feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: twinkling domesticated indian lodge feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Disturbing Hyperventilating Karate

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: rebellious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Slippery Odious Stage Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Brindle Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Indigo double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: galvanic church building

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: wild whorehouse

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: twinkling domesticated indian lodge feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Yapping haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Yapping haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle irate selfie

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: wine fluffy locus

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: milky mad-dog skullcap

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Insane mint parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring zombie-like sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: milky mad-dog skullcap

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring zombie-like sandwich

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: milky mad-dog skullcap

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: milky mad-dog skullcap

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: startling marvelous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: rusted abusive step-uncle's house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Frisky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: irradiated autistic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: chrome center trust fund

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: ruddy bearded jap

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: stimulating sadistic set deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: motley scarlet bawdyhouse electric furnace

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sound barrier antidepressant drug

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Angry french chef mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: big public bath

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Rose Temple Internal Respiration

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: lime aphrodisiac immigrant church

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic coffee pot

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: appetizing turquoise state death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: lime aphrodisiac immigrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49777531)