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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Wild puppy chapel
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Wild puppy chapel
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency
  10/03/12
dat racis
Amber Hall Organic Girlfriend
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
swashbuckling drab house
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
trip school cafeteria
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
violet pistol
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
saffron antidepressant drug
  10/11/12
180
Hairraiser insane telephone den
  10/22/12
jesus....
vivacious cumskin
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Laughsome new version menage
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Laughsome new version menage
  12/22/15
still glad
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  05/30/16
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razzmatazz stage old irish cottage
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/03/12
prescient
Wild puppy chapel
  10/30/12
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Wild puppy chapel
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Shivering exciting forum cuck
  10/20/14
lol
Flirting Purple Depressive
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
flickering location
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Sick silver abode
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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Filthy Chocolate Locus Goyim
  03/07/17
The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
puce cruel-hearted casino
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
wonderful native
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Scarlet resort messiness
  12/09/12
haha ty
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
  05/25/23
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
180 Pocket Flask
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Sick silver abode
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Elite arrogant reading party
  10/04/12
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Provocative Bronze Wagecucks Feces
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Impertinent bawdyhouse gunner
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
excitant orchid center
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/11/12
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Impertinent bawdyhouse gunner
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
sticky unhinged fortuitous meteor
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/22/12
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cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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mind-boggling national
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Costumed histrionic mental disorder tattoo
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
mint razzle travel guidebook senate
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Magenta stage
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/22/12
lol
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  10/23/12
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  10/30/12
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exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
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transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Wild puppy chapel
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Wild puppy chapel
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Wild puppy chapel
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Turquoise Step-uncle's House Death Wish
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/30/12
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light juggernaut
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Provocative Bronze Wagecucks Feces
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/31/12
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transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Galvanic Blue Milk
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
talented stain
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/02/12
...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Wild puppy chapel
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Wild puppy chapel
  03/07/17
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Hairraiser insane telephone den
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Black weed whacker
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
mint razzle travel guidebook senate
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
charcoal frozen clown
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
gay locale
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Aromatic mahogany potus
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Wild puppy chapel
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fantasy-prone affirmative action roast beef
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
floppy university
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Sick silver abode
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Irradiated Big-titted Nursing Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
trip school cafeteria
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
Dashing mad cow disease
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exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  12/09/12
Lies
contagious jade rehab blood rage
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
exhilarant zombie-like property mexican
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Scarlet resort messiness
  12/09/12
180.
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Wild puppy chapel
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
  01/12/13
Update?
Tantric half-breed nibblets
  02/04/13
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Cobalt Sickened Generalized Bond
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
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Second page!?
sticky unhinged fortuitous meteor
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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chest-beating goal in life
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Glittery sanctuary keepsake machete
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Has the hippo tired?
Sapphire Place Of Business Area
  07/08/13
update?
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transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig
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motley address
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Bonkers set really tough guy
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
coral heady church building
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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smoky therapy preventive strike
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Any updates?
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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Snowy sadistic temple hairy legs
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
light juggernaut
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
light juggernaut
  02/12/15
lets do this
Irradiated Big-titted Nursing Home Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Canary bipolar degenerate
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Canary bipolar degenerate
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Jet-lagged Vibrant Range
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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trip school cafeteria
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motley address
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
marvelous unholy ticket booth
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the latest?
Tantric half-breed nibblets
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op literally died before the hippo
Alcoholic indigo chad
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
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update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
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Bonkers set really tough guy
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Tantric half-breed nibblets
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Amber Hall Organic Girlfriend

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling drab house

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: violet pistol

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: saffron antidepressant drug

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser insane telephone den

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious cumskin

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Laughsome new version menage

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Laughsome new version menage

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Laughsome new version menage

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz stage old irish cottage



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Shivering exciting forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Flirting Purple Depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: flickering location

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Sick silver abode

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Jet Garrison Dragon

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: curious olive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Filthy Chocolate Locus Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: puce cruel-hearted casino

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: wonderful native

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Scarlet resort messiness

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Big Partner Tanning Salon

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: 180 Pocket Flask

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Sick silver abode

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Elite arrogant reading party

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Provocative Bronze Wagecucks Feces

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Impertinent bawdyhouse gunner

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: excitant orchid center

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Impertinent bawdyhouse gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: sticky unhinged fortuitous meteor

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Thriller space sweet tailpipe

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Costumed histrionic mental disorder tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: mint razzle travel guidebook senate

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Magenta stage

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz stage old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Death Wish

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: light juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Provocative Bronze Wagecucks Feces

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Opaque Gaping

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Glittery sanctuary keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Blue Milk

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: talented stain

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser insane telephone den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Black weed whacker

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: chestnut spectacular base international law enforcement agency

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: mint razzle travel guidebook senate

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: charcoal frozen clown

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: gay locale

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Aromatic mahogany potus

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Mustard lascivious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: floppy university

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Sick silver abode

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed black woman theatre

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: chartreuse fragrant site psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Big-titted Nursing Home Twinkling Uncleanness

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: trip school cafeteria

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing mad cow disease

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: contagious jade rehab blood rage

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: exhilarant zombie-like property mexican

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Snowy sadistic temple hairy legs

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Translucent Submissive Private Investor Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Scarlet resort messiness

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flushed Lay Genital Piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: supple cordovan theater stage athletic conference

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Gaped Brunch

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Pontificating corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Wild puppy chapel

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Cobalt Sickened Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: sticky unhinged fortuitous meteor

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: chest-beating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Glittery sanctuary keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: smoky therapy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Place Of Business Area

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: ultramarine state national security agency

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: transparent confused famous landscape painting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: motley address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bonkers set really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: coral heady church building

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Sooty fat ankles

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Costumed histrionic mental disorder tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: smoky therapy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Vibrant Range

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Passionate brindle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Thriller space sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser insane telephone den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: multi-colored cream plaza police squad

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Snowy sadistic temple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Sapphire Place Of Business Area

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: light juggernaut

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: light juggernaut

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Big-titted Nursing Home Twinkling Uncleanness

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Canary bipolar degenerate

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: contagious jade rehab blood rage

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Canary bipolar degenerate

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Vibrant Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Indecent haunting doctorate market

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Cerise Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Shivering exciting forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: curious olive spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Pink insanely creepy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: racy laser beams indian lodge

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Costumed histrionic mental disorder tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Bateful electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: cerebral ruddy selfie whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Aggressive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Hateful becky party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Cerise Masturbator

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: pearly adventurous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: trip school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic indigo chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: motley address

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: marvelous unholy ticket booth

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic indigo chad

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Abnormal khaki shrine

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: topaz parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: cracking frisky people who are hurt crotch

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Office Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: boyish field

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Bonkers set really tough guy

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Sick silver abode

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Bonkers set really tough guy

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Sick silver abode

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic indigo chad

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring white heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: titillating rose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: ivory stirring sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: comical buck-toothed patrolman alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Tantric half-breed nibblets

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2",#50112233)