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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM Author: lascivious buck-toothed alpha
April 7, 2003 11:46 AM
TO: Doug Feith
FROM: Donald Rumsfeld
SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries
We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.
We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.
And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.
Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?
Thanks.
http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645333) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: Bearded Racy School Cafeteria
Please solve peace in the Middle East.
Thank
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645403) |
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner
*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*
*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*
*never hears back*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645965) |
Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM Author: Iridescent Disrespectful Trust Fund
Doug Feith to jr. associate:
FW: Issues w/Various Countries
pls handle
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645983) |
Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM Author: Slate diverse ceo depressive
lol xoxo Franks
"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646046) |
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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM Author: bespoke cruise ship
the emphasis is a little more entertaining:
Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670042)
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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM Author: hairless nibblets
& he's almost as proliferous.
in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.
20,000.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646197) |
Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM Author: hilarious stead
Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.
The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27647599) |
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: Olive business firm
TO: Joint Chiefs
FROM: George W. Bush (heh)
SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence
Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.
Thank.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650035) |
Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM Author: Self-absorbed parlor bbw
April 7, 2003 11:48 AM
TO: Donald Rumsfeld
FROM: Doug Feith
SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries
Will do. Thank
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669994)
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Brindle resort
Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.
He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.
4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.
4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.
Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27851765) |
Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: insanely creepy newt
To: Paul Wolfowitz
CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone
From: Donald H. Rumsfeld
Date: November 23rd 2001
Re: Lists
We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.
Thanks,
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#35228655)
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Date: March 7th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: .,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.: ( ✅🍑)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#49722909) |
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