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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: lascivious buck-toothed alpha

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Bearded Racy School Cafeteria

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: effete idea he suggested university



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: smoky razzle travel guidebook

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: effete idea he suggested university



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Bossy hairraiser preventive strike

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: medicated immigrant

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: disturbing point

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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Comical locus new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Pea-brained theatre goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Khaki provocative spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Silver trailer park really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Bearded Racy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Beta reading party lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Indigo startled cuckold

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Brindle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: vigorous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Aqua range blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Hateful aggressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: obsidian knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Dashing Masturbator Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Magenta hell therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Thriller Yellow Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: mauve hunting ground

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: bistre talented piazza

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: mauve hunting ground

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Frozen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz carnelian toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: wonderful cobalt milk jew

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: tan field circlehead

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Offensive nursing home

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Magenta hell therapy

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: mustard shrine

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: splenetic painfully honest theater stage

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: smoky razzle travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Greedy shitlib box office

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: effete idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Iridescent Disrespectful Trust Fund

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Deranged whorehouse

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Slate diverse ceo depressive

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: lime hall dog poop

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: exciting cyan senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: bistre talented piazza

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: drab house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Motley candlestick maker bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Comical locus new version

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Aromatic misunderstood ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling walnut becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Brindle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Dead appetizing voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: exciting cyan senate

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: exciting cyan senate

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Pearly Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Hot Step-uncle's House

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Slate diverse ceo depressive

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: exciting cyan senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: irradiated property chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: bespoke cruise ship

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: yapping onyx market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: nighttime spruce space pozpig

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: irradiated property chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz carnelian toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Slate diverse ceo depressive

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: nighttime spruce space pozpig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: hairless nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: mauve hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: swollen haunted graveyard stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: 180 flatulent turdskin jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Awkward brass rigpig quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing Masturbator Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Chestnut set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: ruddy native psychic

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: hairless nibblets

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz carnelian toaster

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: hairless nibblets

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: smoky razzle travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Charismatic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: hilarious stead

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: nighttime spruce space pozpig

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Supple navy hissy fit corner

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: nighttime spruce space pozpig

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Wild fishy area fanboi

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: rusted adventurous abode internal respiration

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Abusive Stimulating Striped Hyena Dingle Berry

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pearly Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Ebony multi-colored mad cow disease

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Ebony multi-colored mad cow disease

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Motley candlestick maker bawdyhouse

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Poppy trip theater messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Chrome Pit

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Chrome Pit

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Olive business firm

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Magenta hell therapy



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Aromatic misunderstood ticket booth



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy excitant personal credit line base



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Brindle resort



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amber lay

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Pearly Stag Film

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Magical azure garrison feces

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fuchsia dilemma

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Magical azure garrison feces

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: marvelous legend

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Abusive Stimulating Striped Hyena Dingle Berry



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: medicated immigrant

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous legend

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Sepia menage dopamine



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: exciting cyan senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: effete idea he suggested university



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed parlor bbw

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Ultramarine liquid oxygen

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Ocher doobsian elastic band



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: histrionic saffron affirmative action



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: mischievous hospital regret



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic Faggot Firefighter Antidepressant Drug

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Greedy shitlib box office



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous hospital regret



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Brindle resort

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Twisted center

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic saffron affirmative action



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Bearded Racy School Cafeteria



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Brindle resort



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Brindle resort



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: spectacular domesticated codepig police squad

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Big station love of her life

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Brindle resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Harsh windowlicker

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: drab house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery Selfie Cuckoldry

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: fragrant gas station friendly grandma



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: shivering beady-eyed skinny woman address



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: spectacular domesticated codepig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: drab house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Awkward brass rigpig quadroon

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Slippery crackhouse



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: spectacular domesticated codepig police squad



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy newt

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Disgusting arousing wrinkle



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Dead appetizing voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amber lay

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: light giraffe filthpig

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: deep church building laser beams

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: spectacular domesticated codepig police squad



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Black State Brethren

180

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: vibrant chartreuse gaming laptop



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse gaming laptop



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: 180 flatulent turdskin jewess



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: 180 flatulent turdskin jewess



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant chartreuse gaming laptop



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: sienna puppy scourge upon the earth

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Big station love of her life



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Hateful aggressive boltzmann

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2",#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Sooty heaven



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Author: curious puce foreskin goyim

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling mahogany locale



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Odious electric furnace multi-billionaire



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
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