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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Spruce roast beef indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320592)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: domesticated spectacular sanctuary place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: pontificating harsh box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36385789)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: puce cerebral set



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded fuchsia area



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319361)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron ceo



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Opaque naked lodge



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sooty soggy potus station



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Dark Aromatic Round Eye Stage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319389)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319434)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: sable base multi-billionaire

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Glassy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35630925)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Primrose insanely creepy ticket booth hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Coral sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: flatulent striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Spruce roast beef indirect expression

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: plum famous landscape painting nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: dashing citrine theatre affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sooty soggy potus station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Umber Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Violet Vigorous Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: impertinent unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Glassy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Aggressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle swollen senate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Lemon cheese-eating gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: buff hideous cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Beta gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Lemon cheese-eating gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Spruce roast beef indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Pearl hairy legs parlour

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Pearl hairy legs parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Opaque naked lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: jade kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: plum famous landscape painting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: pink hospital police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Charcoal up-to-no-good theater stage

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Demanding hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Glassy Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: puce cerebral set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: canary mischievous ape pit

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: sexy thirsty property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: sexy thirsty property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: comical scarlet casino mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Glassy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: zippy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: sooty soggy potus station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: 180 Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Opaque naked lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Lemon cheese-eating gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Dark Aromatic Round Eye Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: pink hospital police squad

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Motley boistinker

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: irate light keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: bateful temple dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Pearl hairy legs parlour

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Drunken Prole Stage

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Pearl hairy legs parlour

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Drunken Prole Stage

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Dark Aromatic Round Eye Stage

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Violet Vigorous Mediation

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: domesticated spectacular sanctuary place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: peach piazza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Coral sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Violet Vigorous Mediation

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy persian jew

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Drunken Prole Stage

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: jade kitchen cuck

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Mahogany dilemma

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Deep coiffed shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Demanding hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Umber Dog Poop

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Opaque naked lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Dark Aromatic Round Eye Stage

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: comical scarlet casino mood

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath roommate

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: contagious magenta point therapy

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: dashing citrine theatre affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle swollen senate reading party

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: sooty soggy potus station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic turquoise range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Emerald histrionic hall mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: ruby shitlib

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Umber Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: domesticated spectacular sanctuary place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Opaque naked lodge

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: pink hospital police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Demanding hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: sexy thirsty property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: peach piazza idiot

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Charcoal up-to-no-good theater stage

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Gold voyeur

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Ocher tanning salon candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Diverse nursing home

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: cream rigor brunch

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: olive galvanic internal respiration

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: racy burgundy garrison

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Idea He Suggested Main People

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Wonderful Idea He Suggested Main People

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Opaque naked lodge

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Idea He Suggested Main People

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Opaque naked lodge

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Opaque naked lodge

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: ruby shitlib

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome arrogant philosopher-king plaza

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: sickened mentally impaired masturbator

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chad Forum

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded fuchsia area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: passionate offensive circlehead heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: exciting legend marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: big french kitty cat background story

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chad Forum

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: boyish tan rigpig

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: flatulent striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Charcoal up-to-no-good theater stage

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: cream rigor brunch

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: magical rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Beta gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: glittery market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Beta gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Charcoal up-to-no-good theater stage

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Crimson Heady Codepig Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Coral sneaky criminal

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: aqua kink-friendly half-breed deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: metal gay mental disorder principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed becky people who are hurt

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: peach piazza idiot

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Brass self-absorbed liquid oxygen corner

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded fuchsia area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded fuchsia area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Odious orange telephone private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2",#42268805)



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