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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Painfully honest walnut laser beams | 10/09/12 |
| Painfully honest walnut laser beams | 10/09/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Painfully honest walnut laser beams http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Painfully honest walnut laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Painfully honest walnut laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: galvanic haunted graveyard weed whacker lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: bright harsh pit jap What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: bat shit crazy crusty shitlib incel http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Ocher overrated gunner dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Infuriating orchestra pit Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Ocher overrated gunner cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: flatulent pungent jew nursing home "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: beady-eyed factory reset button range It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Painfully honest walnut laser beams Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: diverse poppy area tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: splenetic vengeful rehab patrolman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: balding meetinghouse awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Underhanded center wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: swashbuckling bistre electric furnace school cafeteria these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: black arrogant gaming laptop Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: titillating skinny woman abode 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: deep yarmulke potus You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Umber House Toaster lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Demanding fragrant chapel kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2",#49639607) |