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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
tell me
emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Jet bateful sex offender
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
big faggotry
  08/14/13
lmao
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
brass boiling water kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
trip filthy office
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
big faggotry
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Stimulating frum gaping brethren
  08/14/13
best of thread
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jet-lagged step-uncle's house
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Jet bateful sex offender
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Vermilion tanning salon persian
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Swashbuckling messiness rehab
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Swashbuckling messiness rehab
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Razzmatazz maroon national
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Swashbuckling messiness rehab
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
Floppy harsh indirect expression
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ty for the advice friend
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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  08/14/13
whatever
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Swashbuckling messiness rehab
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Jet bateful sex offender
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Jet bateful sex offender
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Mint Wonderful Piazza
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
pearly sickened parlour
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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beady-eyed den doctorate
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
lmao
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Charismatic senate kitty cat
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Charismatic senate kitty cat
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Razzmatazz maroon national
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
flesh wild preventive strike giraffe
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
flesh wild preventive strike giraffe
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Cyan titillating gunner mood
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Plum Faggot Firefighter
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Swashbuckling messiness rehab
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
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Splenetic Wine Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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180 infuriating stage
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Splenetic Wine Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
violet razzle house
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Plum Faggot Firefighter
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Disturbing pit volcanic crater
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Odious Hell
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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I want pizza
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narrow-minded stag film
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Charismatic senate kitty cat
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Adventurous hateful hunting ground
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Arrogant Soul-stirring Sanctuary Generalized Bond
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone carnelian really tough guy rigpig

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Disturbing pit volcanic crater

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: shaky dashing resort

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Translucent market



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic new version milk

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: burgundy fighting dilemma elastic band



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: massive crusty party of the first part indian lodge



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Lime Hospital Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: avocado vigorous heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Offensive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Nofapping concupiscible liquid oxygen friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: twinkling bawdyhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Offensive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: brass boiling water kitchen

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: big faggotry

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: brass boiling water kitchen

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: saffron philosopher-king dysfunction

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: trip filthy office

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Rebellious hyperventilating plaza

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: snowy ticket booth

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Onyx stirring therapy famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Medicated Rusted Menage Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: burgundy fighting dilemma elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: exciting gaming laptop theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: avocado vigorous heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Nofapping concupiscible liquid oxygen friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: big faggotry

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: aromatic vengeful chad

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: big faggotry

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Vermilion tanning salon persian

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Underhanded Brunch Death Wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: contagious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Medicated Rusted Menage Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: shaky dashing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: massive crusty party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Vermilion tanning salon persian

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: electric lake roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: copper keepsake machete

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine elite jewess base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Erotic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: violet razzle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: violet razzle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: exciting gaming laptop theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: diverse startling cuckold bbw

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: trip filthy office

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: trip filthy office

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Citrine exhilarant principal's office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Curious deep gas station masturbator

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: diverse startling cuckold bbw

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative Green Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Floppy harsh indirect expression

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: racy genital piercing patrolman

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Underhanded Brunch Death Wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Transparent Fanboi Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Stimulating frum gaping brethren

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: rose stead feces

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: rose stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Mewling mentally impaired newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Underhanded Brunch Death Wish

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mint Wonderful Piazza

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: pearly sickened parlour

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Laughsome Fishy Mental Disorder Institution

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed den doctorate

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Jet bateful sex offender

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Provocative Green Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: ruby nudist meetinghouse

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Salmon Garrison

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: rose stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted flushed skinny woman

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: emerald violent orchestra pit hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Primrose wagecucks degenerate

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: vibrant queen of the night

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: histrionic locale black woman

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz maroon national

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Comical dun parlor mad cow disease

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Cyan titillating gunner mood

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed den doctorate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: burgundy fighting dilemma elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Comical dun parlor mad cow disease

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Cyan titillating gunner mood

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Plum Faggot Firefighter

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness rehab

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: ivory hissy fit mother

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Onyx stirring therapy famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: ivory hissy fit mother

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Onyx stirring therapy famous landscape painting

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: ivory hissy fit mother

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Comical dun parlor mad cow disease

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Thirsty codepig

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: diverse startling cuckold bbw

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: coral twisted partner

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: nubile public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Onyx stirring therapy famous landscape painting

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Medicated Rusted Menage Depressive

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Onyx stirring therapy famous landscape painting

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: 180 infuriating stage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Red ladyboy pozpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Cyan titillating gunner mood



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: histrionic locale black woman



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Wine Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated black theater

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Nofapping concupiscible liquid oxygen friendly grandma



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Boyish stage psychic

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: 180 infuriating stage

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Aggressive henna temple reading party

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: flesh wild preventive strike giraffe

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: pearl awkward property



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: anal aphrodisiac station

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Bisexual sienna mediation alpha

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Milky glittery hall stain

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: duck-like free-loading cruise ship mad-dog skullcap

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Blue Spot

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Lavender digit ratio

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: 180 infuriating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Splenetic Wine Twinkling Uncleanness

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: violet razzle house

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Plum Faggot Firefighter

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Disturbing pit volcanic crater

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: slap-happy crystalline clown school

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aquamarine corner dingle berry



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Cracking point

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Odious Hell

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: mahogany chest-beating deer antler

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: shaky dashing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: copper keepsake machete

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded stag film



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Medicated Rusted Menage Depressive



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: shaky dashing resort



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Arousing irate native

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Charismatic senate kitty cat



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Adventurous hateful hunting ground

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Arrogant Soul-stirring Sanctuary Generalized Bond

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Adventurous hateful hunting ground

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: exciting gaming laptop theatre



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse sneaky criminal box office



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Hideous amber cumskin



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: exciting gaming laptop theatre



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: exciting gaming laptop theatre



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