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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
sable sneaky criminal
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Comical costumed double fault corner
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
sable sneaky criminal
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Comical costumed double fault corner
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Multi-colored New Version
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Multi-colored New Version
  09/10/24
Same
Vivacious shrine
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Multi-colored New Version
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
sable sneaky criminal
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Multi-colored New Version
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
sable sneaky criminal
  09/10/24
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Comical costumed double fault corner
  09/10/24
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Puce Talking Kitchen Nibblets
  09/10/24
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Sickened rigpig
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Comical costumed double fault corner
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Abnormal Flickering Volcanic Crater
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Razzmatazz hospital
  09/10/24
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sable sneaky criminal
  09/10/24
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Opaque rambunctious wagecucks old irish cottage
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Multi-colored New Version
  09/10/24
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Tan pervert lodge
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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swollen henna market trust fund
  10/07/24
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swollen henna market trust fund
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Amethyst stimulating space deer antler
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
sable sneaky criminal
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
shimmering mewling nursing home roast beef
  11/26/24
1800000
ocher cerebral hall
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: sable sneaky criminal

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Comical costumed double fault corner

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: sable sneaky criminal

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Comical costumed double fault corner

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored New Version

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored New Version

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious shrine

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored New Version

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: sable sneaky criminal

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored New Version

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: sable sneaky criminal

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Comical costumed double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Puce Talking Kitchen Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Comical costumed double fault corner

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Flickering Volcanic Crater

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hospital

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: sable sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Opaque rambunctious wagecucks old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored New Version

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Tan pervert lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: swollen henna market trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: swollen henna market trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Amethyst stimulating space deer antler

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: sable sneaky criminal

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: shimmering mewling nursing home roast beef

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: ocher cerebral hall

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#49736580)