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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
aphrodisiac yapping jew
  07/17/22
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stirring theater
  07/17/22
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Thriller sienna resort
  07/17/22
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Vigorous Private Investor
  07/18/22
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aphrodisiac yapping jew
  09/29/22
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aphrodisiac yapping jew
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
saffron vibrant potus
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
saffron vibrant potus
  01/07/23
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Vigorous Private Investor
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
soul-stirring umber gas station psychic
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
soul-stirring umber gas station psychic
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Purple ticket booth skinny woman
  03/18/23
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aphrodisiac yapping jew
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
soul-stirring umber gas station psychic
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Opaque Area People Who Are Hurt
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
multi-colored deer antler
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
disrespectful stage
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/23/24
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angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
dull laughsome cuckoldry
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Excitant domesticated whorehouse
  09/28/24
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aphrodisiac yapping jew
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
angry aquamarine faggot firefighter
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping jew

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: stirring theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Thriller sienna resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: saffron vibrant potus

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: saffron vibrant potus

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring umber gas station psychic

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring umber gas station psychic

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Purple ticket booth skinny woman

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring umber gas station psychic

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Opaque Area People Who Are Hurt

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: multi-colored deer antler

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: disrespectful stage

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: dull laughsome cuckoldry

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Excitant domesticated whorehouse

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: angry aquamarine faggot firefighter

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49932244)