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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Vibrant self-absorbed kitchen
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Vibrant self-absorbed kitchen
  10/17/25
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diverse plaza dysfunction
  10/17/25
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lemon odious crackhouse
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
chestnut dashing home
  10/17/25
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Magenta corner
  10/17/25
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puce thriller personal credit line dilemma
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
topaz up-to-no-good depressive
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
chestnut dashing home
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
chestnut dashing home
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
citrine marvelous degenerate deer antler
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
buff ticket booth partner
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
salmon shrine foreskin
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
salmon shrine foreskin
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
erotic market place of business
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
salmon shrine foreskin
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Yellow codepig boistinker
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Razzle light jew
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
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trip frozen mexican shitlib
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
erotic market place of business
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
diverse plaza dysfunction
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Garnet community account masturbator
  10/17/25
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Magenta corner
  10/17/25
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trip frozen mexican shitlib
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
diverse plaza dysfunction
  10/17/25
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puce thriller personal credit line dilemma
  10/17/25
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ivory bearded institution
  10/18/25
lol
hyperactive infuriating pit marketing idea
  10/18/25
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Racy hairy legs public bath
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Bright dingle berry
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Magenta corner
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Bright dingle berry
  10/17/25
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Magenta corner
  10/17/25
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lemon odious crackhouse
  10/18/25
:(
Cruel-hearted spot blood rage
  10/17/25
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bateful nursing home cuckold
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
swashbuckling haunting toaster
  10/18/25
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deranged brunch pisswyrm
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
topaz up-to-no-good depressive
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
contagious library
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Pearl hyperventilating box office goal in life
  10/18/25
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bateful nursing home cuckold
  10/18/25
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chestnut dashing home
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Magenta corner
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
contagious library
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
chestnut dashing home
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Low-t liquid oxygen boltzmann
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Lavender Soul-stirring State Indirect Expression
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
motley dull faggot firefighter university
  10/18/25
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citrine marvelous degenerate deer antler
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Bright dingle berry
  10/18/25
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Magenta corner
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Magenta corner

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Vibrant self-absorbed kitchen

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Magenta corner

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Vibrant self-absorbed kitchen

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: diverse plaza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lemon odious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: chestnut dashing home

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Magenta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: puce thriller personal credit line dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: topaz up-to-no-good depressive

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: chestnut dashing home

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: chestnut dashing home

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Magenta corner

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: citrine marvelous degenerate deer antler

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: buff ticket booth partner

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: salmon shrine foreskin

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Magenta corner

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: salmon shrine foreskin

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: erotic market place of business

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: salmon shrine foreskin

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Magenta corner

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Yellow codepig boistinker

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle light jew

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Magenta corner

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: trip frozen mexican shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: erotic market place of business

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: diverse plaza dysfunction

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet community account masturbator

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Magenta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: trip frozen mexican shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: diverse plaza dysfunction

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: puce thriller personal credit line dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: ivory bearded institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: hyperactive infuriating pit marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Racy hairy legs public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Bright dingle berry

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Magenta corner

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Bright dingle berry

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Magenta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: lemon odious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spot blood rage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: bateful nursing home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling haunting toaster

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: deranged brunch pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: topaz up-to-no-good depressive

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: contagious library

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pearl hyperventilating box office goal in life

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: bateful nursing home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: chestnut dashing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Magenta corner

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: contagious library

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: chestnut dashing home

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Low-t liquid oxygen boltzmann

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Lavender Soul-stirring State Indirect Expression

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: motley dull faggot firefighter university

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: citrine marvelous degenerate deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Bright dingle berry

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Magenta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2",#49359746)