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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
comical smoky boiling water
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Awkward Hairraiser Ratface Gaping
  07/06/26
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Mischievous Umber Stain
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
drunken abnormal black woman meetinghouse
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
drab wagecucks
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Insanely creepy laser beams
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Jet indian lodge
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Exciting Dopamine
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
confused coldplay fan tanning salon
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Jet indian lodge
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
cordovan house-broken set
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
confused coldplay fan tanning salon
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Floppy wrinkle
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Avocado fanboi
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
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  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Floppy wrinkle
  07/06/26
any employer would
curious onyx box office factory reset button
  07/06/26
...
ungodly double fault dingle berry
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Topaz Brethren Rigor
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
curious onyx box office factory reset button
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car
  07/06/26
...
confused coldplay fan tanning salon
  07/06/26
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  07/06/26
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Mischievous Umber Stain
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Cowardly narrow-minded electric furnace
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
startled overrated space
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Spectacular Cruise Ship Striped Hyena
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
lilac idiot parlor
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
stimulating doobsian nursing home
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
big temple multi-billionaire
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: comical smoky boiling water

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Awkward Hairraiser Ratface Gaping

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Umber Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: drunken abnormal black woman meetinghouse

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: drab wagecucks

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy laser beams

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Jet indian lodge

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Exciting Dopamine

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan tanning salon

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Jet indian lodge

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: cordovan house-broken set

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan tanning salon

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Floppy wrinkle

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Avocado fanboi

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: curious onyx box office factory reset button

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Floppy wrinkle

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: curious onyx box office factory reset button

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: ungodly double fault dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Topaz Brethren Rigor

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: curious onyx box office factory reset button

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Frisky House Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Umber Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Cowardly narrow-minded electric furnace

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: startled overrated space

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Cruise Ship Striped Hyena

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: lilac idiot parlor

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Tantric Geriatric Marketing Idea

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: stimulating doobsian nursing home

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Vibrant Olive Filthpig Stock Car

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: big temple multi-billionaire

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49998433)