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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Cracking Whorehouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Pungent voyeur
  07/06/26
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stimulating base ceo
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Cyan arrogant space sneaky criminal
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Excitant Self-centered Newt
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
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  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Electric hyperventilating theater
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Dark locus
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
diverse stag film toaster
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
Red floppy liquid oxygen
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Dark locus
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
180 private investor
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
Red floppy liquid oxygen
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
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  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
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  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
bossy resort
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
bisexual french nibblets
  07/06/26
any employer would
bossy resort
  07/06/26
...
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  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Iridescent stage place of business
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
bossy resort
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
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  07/06/26
...
Red floppy liquid oxygen
  07/06/26
...
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  07/06/26
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  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
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  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Ungodly Bonkers Bawdyhouse Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
orange insane water buffalo
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
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  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Motley hominid
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
Hairraiser gay wizard hall
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/07/26
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Cracking Whorehouse International Law Enforcement Agency

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Pungent voyeur

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: stimulating base ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Cyan arrogant space sneaky criminal

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Excitant Self-centered Newt

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay wizard hall

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Electric hyperventilating theater

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Dark locus

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: diverse stag film toaster

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Red floppy liquid oxygen

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Dark locus

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: 180 private investor

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Red floppy liquid oxygen

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: bisexual french nibblets

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Razzle dysfunction

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bossy resort

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: bisexual french nibblets

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: bossy resort

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: very tactful rough-skinned kitchen bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Iridescent stage place of business

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: bossy resort

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser gay wizard hall

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Red floppy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Seedy Orchestra Pit Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: stimulating base ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Deep corner

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Ungodly Bonkers Bawdyhouse Twinkling Uncleanness

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: orange insane water buffalo

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crimson puppy corn cake

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible fiercely-loyal immigrant

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Motley hominid

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser gay wizard hall

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2",#49998433)