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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
godawful scourge upon the earth
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
Appetizing mother
  10/13/22
love the effort
Razzle-dazzle Weed Whacker Gunner
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
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  07/10/22
Team Crust
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  07/11/22
Lol
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drab chapel
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
harsh juggernaut
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
godawful scourge upon the earth
  07/10/22
Same
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Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
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  07/10/22
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I lost it at (no explanation)
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godawful scourge upon the earth
  07/11/22
I guess
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Crimson aromatic jap shrine
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“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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cooked unc
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26
Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing mother

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Weed Whacker Gunner

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: snowy dragon community account

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Claret Arousing Indian Lodge Dog Poop



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Claret Arousing Indian Lodge Dog Poop

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: drab chapel



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: harsh juggernaut

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: umber geriatric bawdyhouse

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Trip Sanctuary Cuck



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Seedy Becky Pit

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Seedy Becky Pit

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: topaz market



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: boyish theatre



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Federal cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: carmine bateful legend box office

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Crimson aromatic jap shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: harsh juggernaut

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Talented Self-absorbed Range



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Claret Arousing Indian Lodge Dog Poop



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: Appetizing mother



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: 180 fluffy shitlib twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Appetizing mother



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Sable affirmative action university

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Appetizing mother



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: pink dashing faggotry



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: exciting crusty temple

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: pink dashing faggotry



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Federal cruise ship



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: umber geriatric bawdyhouse

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: godawful scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: cardinal swan

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

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