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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
contagious orchestra pit
  09/15/13
explain.
Fluffy nudist address
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
contagious orchestra pit
  09/15/13
this is not bad
demanding sanctuary
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
carmine cruel-hearted coldplay fan
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
misanthropic dashing windowlicker pit
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Embarrassed to the bone cracking alpha
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Deep boiling water fortuitous meteor
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
demanding sanctuary
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
mauve piazza psychic
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Titillating Old Irish Cottage Background Story
  09/15/13
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vengeful lay immigrant
  09/15/13
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Fluffy nudist address
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
demanding sanctuary
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
contagious orchestra pit
  09/15/13
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ungodly tan stead
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Histrionic dark temple famous landscape painting
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
sapphire meetinghouse
  09/15/13
its ok.
contagious orchestra pit
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
drab greedy casino faggotry
  09/25/15
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contagious orchestra pit
  12/03/15
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abnormal hot abode
  12/03/15
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contagious orchestra pit
  01/22/16
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Shimmering mentally impaired corner
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ungodly tan stead
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
contagious orchestra pit
  06/22/16
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abnormal hot abode
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
contagious orchestra pit
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Brindle soul-stirring giraffe tanning salon
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
contagious orchestra pit
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Brindle soul-stirring giraffe tanning salon
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
contagious orchestra pit
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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contagious orchestra pit
  05/16/18
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contagious orchestra pit
  07/03/19
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exciting dun mother
  07/03/19
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contagious orchestra pit
  07/30/19
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contagious orchestra pit
  02/11/23
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aquamarine beady-eyed theater goyim
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Well-lubricated orange library
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Galvanic stage
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
claret theater stage quadroon
  02/11/23
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cheese-eating principal's office
  10/25/23
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Fluffy nudist address

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: carmine cruel-hearted coldplay fan

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: misanthropic dashing windowlicker pit

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cracking alpha

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Deep boiling water fortuitous meteor

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: mauve piazza psychic

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Titillating Old Irish Cottage Background Story

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: vengeful lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Fluffy nudist address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: ungodly tan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Histrionic dark temple famous landscape painting

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: sapphire meetinghouse

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: drab greedy casino faggotry

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: abnormal hot abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Shimmering mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: ungodly tan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: abnormal hot abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring giraffe tanning salon

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring giraffe tanning salon

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: exciting dun mother

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed theater goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated orange library

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic stage

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: claret theater stage quadroon

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2",#48867830)