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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
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  03/02/26
He poasts
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  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
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  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Very tactful center factory reset button
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Very tactful center factory reset button
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
garnet kitty
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Very tactful center factory reset button
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
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  03/09/26
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ivory tattoo
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Vigorous Twinkling Private Investor Bawdyhouse
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
ivory tattoo
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
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  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
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  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
180 Coldplay Fan Candlestick Maker
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
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  03/02/26
grindr?
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  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
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  03/03/26
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  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
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i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
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We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Very tactful center factory reset button
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Flesh Telephone Library
  03/09/26
wtf
Very tactful center factory reset button
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
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  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
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  03/09/26
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ivory tattoo
  03/09/26
...
amethyst submissive mood
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
ivory tattoo
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
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  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
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  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
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  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Underhanded hot masturbator gas station

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Frum brass public bath stock car



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: ivory tattoo



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Frum brass public bath stock car



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: garnet kitty

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: grizzly church selfie

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: ivory tattoo



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Twinkling Private Investor Bawdyhouse

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful School Cafeteria

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful School Cafeteria

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ivory tattoo

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful School Cafeteria

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: 180 Coldplay Fan Candlestick Maker

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: french skinny woman

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: amethyst submissive mood

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Vivacious keepsake machete striped hyena

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: dun turdskin

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: opaque aphrodisiac national electric furnace



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: flushed jew potus

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh Telephone Library

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Very tactful center factory reset button

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: big spot

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: disturbing angry university

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: ivory tattoo



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst submissive mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: ivory tattoo

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2",#49747130)