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my little restricted guy, business man and butt cheeks are on a generational run

kind of insane seeing them all hit their peak simultaneously...
laughsome garrison turdskin
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Maroon effete national knife
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you too man, fuck i forgot. add spaceship autoadmit to th...
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/29/25
Tyty
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titillating harsh gas station incel
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red brunch
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laughsome garrison turdskin
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Maroon effete national knife
  08/29/25
this thread warms my heart
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/29/25
Witty + insightful men are 180
Maroon effete national knife
  08/29/25
YES WE ARE BROTHER
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titillating harsh gas station incel
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Maroon effete national knife
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Should I get back into the cheatmo game, but with more preca...
red brunch
  08/29/25
but the allure of Asian pussy is irresistable tp
Maroon effete national knife
  08/29/25
It's so tight and tasty and just unghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
red brunch
  08/29/25
I really, really like it here apropos of nothing
Maroon effete national knife
  08/29/25
IF THINGS ARE going well with your wife, i'd say no. sorr...
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/29/25
Things are good but I really really really want some Asian p...
red brunch
  08/29/25
do you wait until the last 2-3 days of the month like i do? ...
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/29/25
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Maroon effete national knife
  08/29/25
make a little birdhouse in ur soul
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/29/25
Never heard that unironically gorgeous song before until jus...
Maroon effete national knife
  08/30/25
"They Might Be ZoZoers"
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Swashbuckling Double Fault Jew
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Oh yeah for sure I’m always late with time and I round...
red brunch
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(Me when explaining to other men online and off what all of ...
Maroon effete national knife
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wow when i was split from my wife and living with my mist...
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amethyst church
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What the hell is wrong with Buttcheeks. Why won’t he s...
Sienna spectacular whorehouse
  08/29/25
At the risk of sounding clueless about the Autoadmit storyli...
Maroon effete national knife
  08/30/25
It’s spaceporn, who is a perennial victim of mocking, ...
laughsome garrison turdskin
  08/30/25
I, too, used to mock and defame SP. I regret doing so and wo...
red brunch
  08/30/25
Feuding is 120, especially with legendary content creators. ...
laughsome garrison turdskin
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any retard can tell inside 5 minutes that it is your overwro...
amethyst church
  08/30/25
Im really only obsessively “hilarious lolcow” to...
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hairless shivering state
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great things are happening on xoxohth.com and autoadmit.com,...
Ruby preventive strike
  08/30/25
it's all about to get so great
amethyst church
  08/30/25
i might relapse man, fuck it
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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

kind of insane seeing them all hit their peak simultaneously. what a timeline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223306)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223308)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

you too man, fuck i forgot.

add spaceship autoadmit to the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223317)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

Tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223320)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: titillating harsh gas station incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223359)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223366)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: red brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223313)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223321)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223354)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223367)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

this thread warms my heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223356)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

Witty + insightful men are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223371)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

YES WE ARE BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223375)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223377)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: titillating harsh gas station incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223407)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223409)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: red brunch

Should I get back into the cheatmo game, but with more precautions? Wife said she'll divorce me if I ever do it again, so the stakes are higher but the allure of Asian pussy is irresistable and I don't know if I want to live a life without it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223376)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

but the allure of Asian pussy is irresistable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223378)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: red brunch

It's so tight and tasty and just unghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223380)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

I really, really like it here apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223381)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

IF THINGS ARE going well with your wife, i'd say no.

sorry about the all caps, i was inputting my time entries into INTAPP. i am on august 4 and the month is due on tuesday. and we're in fucking ocean city until tuesday. sweet vacation bro!

anyway, yeah dont do it if things with wife are good. and if things aren't good and you don't think they're fixable, then divorce.

that said, if you do cheatmo, pls poast it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: red brunch

Things are good but I really really really want some Asian pussy. I need to enter my time too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223385)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

do you wait until the last 2-3 days of the month like i do? my last firm fined me all the time for that. but now i am in MIDLAW with a mere 150 attys at the firm and they don't penalize me.

fight the urge for asian poon brother. do it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223391)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223405)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

make a little birdhouse in ur soul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223428)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

Never heard that unironically gorgeous song before until just now, tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223572)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

"They Might Be ZoZoers"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223574)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223722)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Double Fault Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49225114)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: red brunch

Oh yeah for sure I’m always late with time and I round and pad like crazy. People that have affairs are more likely to commit fraud in business as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223469)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

(Me when explaining to other men online and off what all of my many, many 1 poast OP threads actually mean from a performance art standpoint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223576)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

wow

when i was split from my wife and living with my mistress from late 2020-early 2022, i barely did any work at all. i was a partner in biglaw at the time and nobody knew what i was up to since we were on lockdown (and we all traveled all the time as it was, so we never saw each other). i billed like 1400-1600 per year, but i actually worked maybe 500 hours each year and that's being generous. none of the clients ever said anything lmao.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223723)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: amethyst church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223475)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Maroon effete national knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223577)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sienna spectacular whorehouse

What the hell is wrong with Buttcheeks. Why won’t he stop trying to harass and dox me here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223490)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:53 AM
Author: Maroon effete national knife

At the risk of sounding clueless about the Autoadmit storyline writers' room, which online persona / performance artist is this? (In my megapoasting days I could recognize pumos and even quotemos sometimes at a glance, but it's been a while, Thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223581)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

It’s spaceporn, who is a perennial victim of mocking, defamation, and threats. Including by me for a while but we’re friends now and will be having lunch soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223731)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: red brunch

I, too, used to mock and defame SP. I regret doing so and would like to make amends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223745)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

Feuding is 120, especially with legendary content creators. We should all be FRIENDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49225134)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: amethyst church

any retard can tell inside 5 minutes that it is your overwrought histrionic whining and crying and blustering that makes it SO MUCH FUN to mock and defame you

dozens of people have tried patiently and in simple words that even a mongoloid could understand to explain this to you, countless times over the years

but because you are a Kallmans-afflicted retarded clown, you absolutely refuse to understand this, and instead continue to whine and cry and bluster about it, with malice no less, and indiscriminately spray your blundering and malicious accusations all over the place, in the process repeatedly beclowning yourself again, and again, and again

as a result, you will continue to be a hilariously funny lolcow, and will continue to be mocked and defamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223820)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sienna spectacular whorehouse

Im really only obsessively “hilarious lolcow” to you right now. Primarily you. Why are you obsessed w harassing me. You personally.

It’s gay as fuck. Please stop bumping child rape fantasies involving me. It’s really creepy and enough is enough. If you keep it up it will be clear to everyone something is really deeply wrong with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223944)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: hairless shivering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223730)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Ruby preventive strike

great things are happening on xoxohth.com and autoadmit.com, great time to poast, great time to really like it here, great times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223750)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: amethyst church

it's all about to get so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223825)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin

i might relapse man, fuck it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49223857)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: laughsome garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49227533)



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Date: November 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: red brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49472309)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Surfeando las estrellas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767689&forum_id=2",#49815680)