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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
nubile liquid oxygen native
  02/22/12
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Buck-toothed windowlicker
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Racy coffee pot
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Orange house mediation
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Racy coffee pot
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
emerald bossy office black woman
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Erotic Forum Hominid
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Racy coffee pot
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Erotic Forum Hominid
  02/22/12
u jelly
Racy coffee pot
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Violent olive stag film friendly grandma
  12/13/15
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Orange house mediation
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
wild giraffe
  02/23/12
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Orange house mediation
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
nubile liquid oxygen native
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
dark juggernaut
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Provocative Drab National Security Agency Genital Piercing
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Orange house mediation
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
sienna razzmatazz jewess patrolman
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Orange house mediation
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
nubile liquid oxygen native
  02/23/12
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Orange house mediation
  02/24/17
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irradiated tanning salon turdskin
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
fragrant volcanic crater
  02/25/12
cr
Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
nubile liquid oxygen native
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Sinister bateful ratface dingle berry
  02/12/13
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Orange house mediation
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
180 hell striped hyena
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Orange house mediation
  10/26/12
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Vengeful Location Hunting Ground
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
nubile liquid oxygen native
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
House-broken light chapel
  11/20/12
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Cerebral Coral Space Reading Party
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Cerebral Coral Space Reading Party
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Provocative Drab National Security Agency Genital Piercing
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
House-broken light chapel
  01/19/13
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Orange house mediation
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Vigorous Pale Legend Sanctuary
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
spruce aromatic antidepressant drug potus
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping
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House-broken light chapel
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Slate Excitant Gas Station Generalized Bond
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Sinister bateful ratface dingle berry
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen native

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed windowlicker



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Orange house mediation

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: emerald bossy office black woman

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Erotic Forum Hominid

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Erotic Forum Hominid

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Violent olive stag film friendly grandma

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Orange house mediation



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: wild giraffe

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Orange house mediation



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen native

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: dark juggernaut

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Provocative Drab National Security Agency Genital Piercing

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Orange house mediation

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: sienna razzmatazz jewess patrolman

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Orange house mediation

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen native

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Orange house mediation



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: irradiated tanning salon turdskin



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant volcanic crater

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen native

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Sinister bateful ratface dingle berry

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Orange house mediation



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: 180 hell striped hyena

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Orange house mediation

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Vengeful Location Hunting Ground



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen native

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: House-broken light chapel

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Coral Space Reading Party



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Coral Space Reading Party

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Provocative Drab National Security Agency Genital Piercing

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: House-broken light chapel

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Orange house mediation



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Pale Legend Sanctuary

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: spruce aromatic antidepressant drug potus

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Crusty yapping wagecucks gaping

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: House-broken light chapel



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: lake heaven boltzmann



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bearded theater stage becky



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Slate Excitant Gas Station Generalized Bond



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Sinister bateful ratface dingle berry

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Big-titted Green Pisswyrm Brethren

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Slate Excitant Gas Station Generalized Bond



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Author: aphrodisiac grizzly personal credit line mother



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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