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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Swashbuckling Hissy Fit
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
cream big stage
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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cream big stage
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
autistic hairless temple ratface
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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cream big stage
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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(who did it)
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  07/27/25
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: cream big stage

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: alcoholic dark stag film azn



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lemon multi-billionaire new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Amethyst lodge ape

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Electric chapel cumskin

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: alcoholic dark stag film azn



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Trip telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: tantric 180 sanctuary



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: lascivious voyeur



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: misanthropic gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: indigo aromatic home doctorate



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: crimson hairraiser stock car filthpig

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: cream big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: autistic hairless temple ratface

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cream big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: autistic hairless temple ratface

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: alcoholic dark stag film azn

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Gay senate

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Arrogant patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mind-boggling Parlor Dysfunction

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: alcoholic dark stag film azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: swollen bat shit crazy rehab therapy

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: indigo aromatic home doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: flickering razzle-dazzle native marketing idea

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: misanthropic gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Stirring Prole

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: indigo aromatic home doctorate

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cream big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Saffron fighting abode twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cream big stage

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: dashing double fault cuck

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: alcoholic dark stag film azn



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: carmine rigpig

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Sickened slippery sandwich library

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: lavender scourge upon the earth

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134975)