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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
amber submissive range
  01/26/16
This one stings.
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Bateful emerald rehab idiot
  10/24/16
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Ivory 180 nursing home
  01/03/17
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Free-loading Senate Trust Fund
  02/20/18
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Stimulating den
  06/03/19
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Carnelian idea he suggested site
  10/14/20
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burgundy wrinkle
  01/25/16
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Diverse mother
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disgusting theater stage
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Twinkling cruel-hearted hospital death wish
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fragrant hall
  01/25/16
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disgusting theater stage
  01/25/16
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Twinkling cruel-hearted hospital death wish
  01/25/16
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Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/25/16
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Racy institution
  01/25/16
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Shimmering ratface
  01/25/16
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Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
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Purple Partner
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Awkward navy heaven
  01/25/16
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Mewling marketing idea
  01/25/16
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amber submissive range
  01/26/16
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translucent disturbing skinny woman brethren
  01/26/16
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galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
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Overrated Black Cruise Ship
  11/27/16
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talented narrow-minded new version
  06/13/17
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dead location roast beef
  12/19/17
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Fishy messiness
  01/24/18
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anal stage
  06/10/24
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pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
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Charismatic home
  10/24/16
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Ivory 180 nursing home
  11/27/16
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talented narrow-minded new version
  01/23/17
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chestnut hell
  03/15/17
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talented narrow-minded new version
  04/20/17
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talented narrow-minded new version
  02/20/18
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talented narrow-minded new version
  05/24/18
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Ruddy forum
  09/26/21
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vermilion property
  03/12/22
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anal stage
  05/15/22
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anal stage
  05/04/24
ruthless.
mustard travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Brutal
Racy institution
  01/25/16
...
stirring immigrant community account
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
silver low-t karate
  01/25/16
toxic
peach center
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Pontificating Jet Stock Car
  01/25/16
...
Diverse mother
  01/25/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
...
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
damnit
Stubborn Pit
  01/25/16
...
disgusting theater stage
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
jfc
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/25/16
Cr edit
disgusting theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/25/16
Cr
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
hm
Aphrodisiac orchid market tank
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
wait
Soul-stirring state
  01/25/16
...
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Sooty boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Pontificating Jet Stock Car
  01/25/16
...
trip flirting station
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
mustard travel guidebook
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
mustard travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/25/16
...
dead location roast beef
  01/25/16
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primrose thriller telephone preventive strike
  01/25/16
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Stubborn Pit
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Crusty Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
...
red selfie
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
razzle obsidian whorehouse doctorate
  01/25/16
...
silver low-t karate
  01/25/16
...
Purple Partner
  01/25/16
damn
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
...
haunting corner
  01/25/16
...
onyx place of business ceo
  01/25/16
O LORD
geriatric famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
jfc
Multi-colored Coral Locale
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Mewling marketing idea
  01/25/16
...
disgusting theater stage
  01/25/16
Lmao
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
...
Grizzly Arrogant Kitchen Faggot Firefighter
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pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
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haunting corner
  01/26/16
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galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
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Fishy messiness
  02/15/16
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Topaz trailer park
  07/08/17
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vibrant philosopher-king
  07/08/17
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Hairraiser wine lay
  07/08/17
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Fishy messiness
  10/27/17
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bipolar cracking chapel regret
  12/26/17
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Fishy messiness
  05/24/18
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Fishy messiness
  03/16/20
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wild box office gaming laptop
  02/18/22
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adventurous twisted mediation
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Awkward navy heaven
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Stubborn Pit
  01/25/16
ouch
avocado crackhouse
  01/26/16
poison
lemon public bath
  01/26/16
...
blue alpha mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
180
amber submissive range
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
ungodly jet-lagged boltzmann ticket booth
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
shaky parlour
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
laughsome embarrassed to the bone area
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Passionate Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Sanctuary
  09/27/16
...
adventurous twisted mediation
  12/26/17
...
galvanic corn cake
  08/12/19
180
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  01/26/16
...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
mentally impaired double fault brunch
  01/27/16
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dead location roast beef
  01/27/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
contagious persian step-uncle's house
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
contagious persian step-uncle's house
  02/02/16
...
swashbuckling pocket flask
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Pink school cafeteria hunting ground
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
dull fat ankles
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
transparent pea-brained nibblets
  02/24/16
18000000
hyperactive khaki lettuce reading party
  03/04/16
165
glittery base
  03/04/16
...
rusted meetinghouse deer antler
  05/19/16
chilling
Chocolate aromatic office
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
marvelous factory reset button address
  12/17/16
Good lord.
cerebral organic girlfriend
  01/03/17
oh my.
Ocher Temple
  01/23/17
toxic
boyish rough-skinned resort
  03/13/17
...
chestnut hell
  03/15/17
...
primrose thriller telephone preventive strike
  04/02/17
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spruce talking police squad theatre
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
henna juggernaut stead
  07/08/17
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Insanely creepy ape
  10/27/17
mother of god
vibrant philosopher-king
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
internet-worthy parlor
  10/27/17
JFC
Soggy antidepressant drug clown
  10/27/17
...
honey-headed spot
  12/26/17
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vigorous maroon tattoo candlestick maker
  12/26/17
ouch
Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin
  02/20/18
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Irradiated casino cuckoldry
  02/20/18
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Indigo School
  01/16/19
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Appetizing milk
  08/09/19
...
Ruddy forum
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Rose Background Story Gunner
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
citrine exciting plaza
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Purple Partner
  01/25/16
...
Mewling marketing idea
  01/25/16
...
histrionic cordovan digit ratio orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
toxic
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Racy institution
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/25/16
TY bro
Racy institution
  01/25/16
...
Mewling marketing idea
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Heady Useless Brakes Piazza
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
stirring immigrant community account
  10/27/17
...
Yapping zippy house filthpig
  10/27/17
...
Fishy messiness
  05/24/18
...
Ocher Temple
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
opaque house-broken keepsake machete
  10/27/17
credited advice
Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin
  05/24/18
even more toxic
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
hateful gas station old irish cottage
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
i lol'd
claret metal space
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
lol
provocative field son of senegal
  06/01/17
...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Racy institution
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
amber submissive range
  01/26/16
...
adventurous twisted mediation
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Titillating Cream Shrine
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
Lmao
Out-of-control Big Giraffe Mental Disorder
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Fishy messiness
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Fishy messiness
  01/25/16
lmao true
shaky parlour
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
...
adventurous twisted mediation
  12/26/17
Haha
snowy main people
  03/19/20
...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
...
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Heady Useless Brakes Piazza
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
violet arousing stage
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
brass university
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Fishy messiness
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
opaque house-broken keepsake machete
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Passionate Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Sanctuary
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Bat Shit Crazy Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/19
oh no
laughsome embarrassed to the bone area
  08/08/19
LOL
exhilarant naked locus dopamine
  03/16/20
JFC
Ocher Temple
  03/19/20
Update?
wild box office gaming laptop
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
insecure sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
Racy institution
  01/25/16
...
dead location roast beef
  05/19/16
...
Sooty boistinker
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
Cr
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
...
Rose Background Story Gunner
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
turquoise church building
  01/26/16
...
turquoise church building
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
burgundy wrinkle
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Topaz trailer park
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
...
haunting corner
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
amber submissive range
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
burgundy wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Bonkers hissy fit stag film
  01/16/19
...
snowy main people
  03/16/20
...
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
...
haunting corner
  01/26/16
...
dead location roast beef
  03/28/16
...
Appetizing milk
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Misanthropic Greedy Masturbator Wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  01/26/16
...
Bateful emerald rehab idiot
  10/24/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
claret metal space
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Jade feces blood rage
  04/04/16
...
chestnut hell
  03/15/17
*applause*
Vivacious Dragon
  10/27/17
...
Ruddy forum
  09/26/21
...
opaque house-broken keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
...
Supple Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Describe
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Insanely creepy ape
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
Fuck
Insanely creepy ape
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Sooty boistinker
  01/26/16
cq's!
shaky parlour
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Ocher Temple
  03/19/20
...
chestnut hell
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
razzle-dazzle plum cuck principal's office
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Rose Background Story Gunner
  01/26/16
...
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
...
Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/26/16
...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
...
haunting corner
  01/26/16
...
pearly excitant native windowlicker
  01/23/17
...
chestnut hell
  03/15/17
...
Topaz trailer park
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
doobsian jap point
  01/26/16
underrated
Bateful emerald rehab idiot
  01/26/16
...
dead location roast beef
  02/15/16
...
Ivory 180 nursing home
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Crimson Nofapping Dilemma Becky
  01/26/16
...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
jfc
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
...
Wonderful Abode Voyeur
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
do u love it
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling chad
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Fishy messiness
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
flushed sadistic library
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
bistre national fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Stubborn Pit
  01/26/16
...
Insanely creepy ape
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch
  01/26/16
...
Sooty boistinker
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
haunting corner
  01/26/16
JFC
self-centered yellow indian lodge
  01/26/16
180
Drab beady-eyed ladyboy electric furnace
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Church
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Insanely creepy ape
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig
  01/26/16
...
olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
180 twist
Fishy messiness
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
THIS
claret metal space
  01/26/16
...
crystalline lodge toilet seat
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
shaky parlour
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Fuchsia Theater Incel
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
galvanic corn cake
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
sexy spectacular tanning salon
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
shaky parlour
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Electric menage cuckold
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Stubborn Pit
  01/26/16
...
Purple Partner
  01/26/16
180
comical violent set quadroon
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Mewling marketing idea
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Fishy messiness
  01/27/16
...
Sooty boistinker
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
contagious persian step-uncle's house
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Scarlet elastic band
  05/19/16
repost please
Mewling marketing idea
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
sapphire toaster really tough guy
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Scarlet elastic band
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
bistre national fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
tyft brother
claret metal space
  01/26/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  01/26/16
...
Racy institution
  01/27/16
180.
dead location roast beef
  01/27/16
...
crystalline lodge toilet seat
  01/29/16
...
marvelous factory reset button address
  01/31/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Concupiscible pearl mood
  02/02/16
brave
Fishy messiness
  02/03/16
...
wild box office gaming laptop
  02/22/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Lascivious aquamarine
  02/22/16
...
Mewling marketing idea
  03/08/16
...
Fishy messiness
  09/27/16
...
Fishy messiness
  03/04/16
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  04/04/16
...
primrose thriller telephone preventive strike
  04/04/16
cr
flushed sadistic library
  04/20/16
...
wild box office gaming laptop
  05/11/16
...
Soul-stirring state
  05/11/16
...
Fishy messiness
  06/17/16
...
Startling sound barrier
  09/27/16
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Sooty boistinker
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
shaky parlour
  10/24/16
...
Fishy messiness
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Scarlet elastic band
  10/24/16
...
marvelous factory reset button address
  10/27/16
...
tripping hairless laser beams
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Sooty boistinker
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Fishy messiness
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
hyperventilating
  01/23/17
... ...
opaque house-broken keepsake machete
  01/23/17
...
Fishy messiness
  07/08/17
Lol
Lascivious aquamarine
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Costumed Odious
  01/16/19
...
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  02/11/17
...
Fishy messiness
  03/13/17
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  03/15/17
...
chestnut hell
  03/15/17
...
marvelous factory reset button address
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Bespoke floppy coffee pot volcanic crater
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Curious glassy
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Ocher Temple
  06/01/17
...
Motley newt
  06/01/17
...
dead location roast beef
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
carmine
  06/13/17
...
Ocher Temple
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Slate slap-happy shitlib
  07/08/17
...
Splenetic gay wizard
  08/18/17
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  09/25/17
...
Insanely creepy ape
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Sooty boistinker
  10/27/17
...
honey-headed spot
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
sepia judgmental multi-billionaire athletic conference
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Fishy messiness
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
sepia judgmental multi-billionaire athletic conference
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
tripping hairless laser beams
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Impertinent sable
  05/24/18
...
Racy institution
  07/25/18
...
Insanely creepy ape
  05/17/18
...
Fishy messiness
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Disrespectful ebony
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Fishy messiness
  07/25/18
...
translucent disturbing skinny woman brethren
  07/25/18
...
Insanely creepy ape
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Fishy messiness
  01/16/19
...
Sooty boistinker
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Costumed Odious
  01/16/19
Jfc
Fishy messiness
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Sooty boistinker
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
milky bbw
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Goyim
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Goyim
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
flushed sadistic library
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Goyim
  01/17/19
...
Insanely creepy ape
  04/08/19
...
Iridescent
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
honey-headed spot
  04/09/19
...
Goyim
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Goyim
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Fishy messiness
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Alcoholic Mahogany
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Fishy messiness
  06/03/19
...
Sooty boistinker
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
dull fat ankles
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Goyim
  06/03/19
...
Carnelian idea he suggested site
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Goyim
  08/08/19
...
Goyim
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
brindle friendly grandma nowag
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Demanding vengeful
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
brindle friendly grandma nowag
  08/12/19
...
brindle friendly grandma nowag
  03/16/20
...
Charcoal Cocky
  02/02/20
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  03/14/20
...
flushed sadistic library
  03/16/20
...
flushed sadistic library
  09/30/20
...
pale fear-inspiring party of the first part
  08/27/21
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  09/13/21
...
Sooty boistinker
  09/26/21
...
Green Depressive
  10/11/21
...
Ruddy forum
  10/11/21
bump
flushed sadistic library
  03/12/22
...
talented narrow-minded new version
  01/05/23
...
wild box office gaming laptop
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
private investor
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Cerise international law enforcement agency
  10/13/23
...
Fishy messiness
  01/03/24
...
Insanely creepy ape
  08/09/24
...
lfo
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: amber submissive range

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: mustard travel guidebook

ruthless.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Racy institution

Brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: silver low-t karate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: peach center

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Pontificating Jet Stock Car

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Diverse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Stubborn Pit

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: disgusting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: disgusting theater stage

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: shaky parlour

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orchid market tank

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: shaky parlour

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Pontificating Jet Stock Car

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: trip flirting station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: mustard travel guidebook

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: mustard travel guidebook

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: primrose thriller telephone preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Stubborn Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Crusty Water Buffalo

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: red selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: razzle obsidian whorehouse doctorate

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: silver low-t karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Purple Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: shaky parlour

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: haunting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: onyx place of business ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: geriatric famous landscape painting

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Coral Locale

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: disgusting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Grizzly Arrogant Kitchen Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: haunting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser wine lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: bipolar cracking chapel regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: wild box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: adventurous twisted mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Awkward navy heaven

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Pit

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: avocado crackhouse

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: lemon public bath

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: blue alpha mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: amber submissive range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: ungodly jet-lagged boltzmann ticket booth

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: shaky parlour

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: laughsome embarrassed to the bone area

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Passionate Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Sanctuary

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: adventurous twisted mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: galvanic corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired double fault brunch

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: contagious persian step-uncle's house

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: contagious persian step-uncle's house

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Pink school cafeteria hunting ground

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: dull fat ankles

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: transparent pea-brained nibblets

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: hyperactive khaki lettuce reading party

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: glittery base

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: rusted meetinghouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Chocolate aromatic office

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous factory reset button address

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: cerebral organic girlfriend

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Ocher Temple

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: boyish rough-skinned resort

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: chestnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: primrose thriller telephone preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: spruce talking police squad theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: henna juggernaut stead

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Soggy antidepressant drug clown

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: vigorous maroon tattoo candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Irradiated casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Indigo School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Appetizing milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Rose Background Story Gunner

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: citrine exciting plaza

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Purple Partner

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: histrionic cordovan digit ratio orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Racy institution

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: shaky parlour

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Racy institution

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: shaky parlour

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Racy institution

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: shaky parlour

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: shaky parlour

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Racy institution

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Racy institution

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Racy institution

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes Piazza

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: stirring immigrant community account

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Yapping zippy house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Ocher Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: opaque house-broken keepsake machete

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: shaky parlour

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: hateful gas station old irish cottage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: shaky parlour

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: claret metal space

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Racy institution

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: shaky parlour

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: provocative field son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: shaky parlour

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Racy institution

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: amber submissive range

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: adventurous twisted mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Racy institution

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: shaky parlour

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: shaky parlour

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Shrine

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Racy institution

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: shaky parlour

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Racy institution

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control Big Giraffe Mental Disorder

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: shaky parlour

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: adventurous twisted mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: snowy main people

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Heady Useless Brakes Piazza

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: violet arousing stage

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: brass university

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: opaque house-broken keepsake machete

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Passionate Nighttime Scourge Upon The Earth Sanctuary

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Sneaky Criminal

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: laughsome embarrassed to the bone area

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: exhilarant naked locus dopamine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher Temple

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: wild box office gaming laptop

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: insecure sweet tailpipe

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: doobsian jap point

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: doobsian jap point

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: doobsian jap point

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Rose Background Story Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: turquoise church building

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: turquoise church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: burgundy wrinkle

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: haunting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: amber submissive range

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring state

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: burgundy wrinkle

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Bonkers hissy fit stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: snowy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: haunting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Appetizing milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic Greedy Masturbator Wagecucks

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Bateful emerald rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: claret metal space

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Jade feces blood rage

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: chestnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Dragon

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: opaque house-broken keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: doobsian jap point

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: doobsian jap point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: doobsian jap point

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: doobsian jap point

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: doobsian jap point

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: shaky parlour

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Ocher Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: chestnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum cuck principal's office

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Rose Background Story Gunner

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Walnut haunted graveyard foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: haunting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: pearly excitant native windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: chestnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: doobsian jap point

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Bateful emerald rehab idiot

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Ivory 180 nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Crimson Nofapping Dilemma Becky

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: bistre national fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Pit

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all mad cow disease crotch

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: haunting corner

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: self-centered yellow indian lodge

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Drab beady-eyed ladyboy electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Dashing Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: olive razzmatazz french chef rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: claret metal space

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: crystalline lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: shaky parlour

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theater Incel

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: sexy spectacular tanning salon

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: shaky parlour

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Electric menage cuckold

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Pit

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Purple Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: comical violent set quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: contagious persian step-uncle's house

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: sapphire toaster really tough guy

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bistre national fortuitous meteor

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: claret metal space

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: dead location roast beef

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: crystalline lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: marvelous factory reset button address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible pearl mood

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: wild box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Lascivious aquamarine

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Mewling marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: primrose thriller telephone preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: wild box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Startling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Sooty boistinker

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: shaky parlour

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Scarlet elastic band

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: marvelous factory reset button address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: tripping hairless laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Sooty boistinker

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Fishy messiness

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: opaque house-broken keepsake machete

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Lascivious aquamarine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Costumed Odious

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: chestnut hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: marvelous factory reset button address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Bespoke floppy coffee pot volcanic crater

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Curious glassy

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Ocher Temple

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Motley newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: dead location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: carmine

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Ocher Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Slate slap-happy shitlib

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Splenetic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: honey-headed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: sepia judgmental multi-billionaire athletic conference

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: sepia judgmental multi-billionaire athletic conference

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: tripping hairless laser beams

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Impertinent sable

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful ebony

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: translucent disturbing skinny woman brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Costumed Odious

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Fishy messiness

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: milky bbw

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Lilac Garrison Affirmative Action

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  Goyim

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  Goyim

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: flushed sadistic library

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  Goyim

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Iridescent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: honey-headed spot

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  Goyim

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Fishy messiness

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic Mahogany

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Fishy messiness

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: dull fat ankles

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  Goyim

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  Goyim

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: brindle friendly grandma nowag

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Demanding vengeful

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: brindle friendly grandma nowag

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: brindle friendly grandma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Charcoal Cocky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: flushed sadistic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: pale fear-inspiring party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Sooty boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Green Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: flushed sadistic library

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: wild box office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  private investor

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Cerise international law enforcement agency

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136888)