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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
transparent school
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
aggressive locale place of business
  01/26/16
This one stings.
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Charismatic box office
  10/24/16
...
Vivacious scarlet mental disorder
  01/03/17
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abnormal curious business firm
  02/20/18
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sepia house preventive strike
  06/03/19
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splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  10/14/20
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Lascivious White Heaven Selfie
  01/25/16
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zippy goyim
  01/25/16
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geriatric clown stead
  01/25/16
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big primrose immigrant
  01/25/16
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Glittery honey-headed coffee pot
  01/25/16
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geriatric clown stead
  01/25/16
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big primrose immigrant
  01/25/16
...
Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
heady resort newt
  01/25/16
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Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
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Jet-lagged Kitchen Liquid Oxygen
  01/25/16
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transparent school
  01/25/16
...
Brindle comical azn library
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
fuchsia talented home
  01/25/16
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odious property
  01/25/16
...
aggressive locale place of business
  01/26/16
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Carmine floppy volcanic crater rigpig
  01/26/16
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ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
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thirsty temple yarmulke
  11/27/16
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heady resort newt
  06/13/17
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Cowardly azure legal warrant
  12/19/17
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transparent school
  01/24/18
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Aphrodisiac jade market affirmative action
  06/10/24
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motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
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Concupiscible federal school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/24/16
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Vivacious scarlet mental disorder
  11/27/16
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heady resort newt
  01/23/17
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flushed beady-eyed address
  03/15/17
...
heady resort newt
  04/20/17
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heady resort newt
  02/20/18
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heady resort newt
  05/24/18
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Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets
  09/26/21
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boyish stain
  03/12/22
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Aphrodisiac jade market affirmative action
  05/15/22
...
Aphrodisiac jade market affirmative action
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Provocative aquamarine milk church
  01/25/16
Brutal
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
...
Passionate Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Flatulent frozen halford background story
  01/25/16
toxic
Diverse gas station trump supporter
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
appetizing hissy fit piazza
  01/25/16
...
zippy goyim
  01/25/16
...
transparent school
  01/25/16
...
Coral area
  01/25/16
damnit
hot personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
geriatric clown stead
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
transparent school
  01/25/16
jfc
heady resort newt
  01/25/16
Cr edit
geriatric clown stead
  01/25/16
...
transparent school
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
heady resort newt
  01/25/16
Cr
transparent school
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
hm
razzle pea-brained hell international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
wait
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/25/16
...
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready lay
  01/25/16
...
transparent school
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
appetizing hissy fit piazza
  01/25/16
...
marvelous voyeur
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Provocative aquamarine milk church
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
heady resort newt
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Provocative aquamarine milk church
  01/25/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/25/16
...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  01/25/16
...
Excitant maniacal jew bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
hot personal credit line
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Coral area
  01/25/16
...
transparent school
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
transparent school
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
buck-toothed hilarious feces sound barrier
  01/25/16
...
Turquoise Hyperventilating Rigor
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Blathering slimy point
  01/25/16
...
Flatulent frozen halford background story
  01/25/16
...
Brindle comical azn library
  01/25/16
damn
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
abusive nowag
  01/25/16
...
Razzmatazz Wagecucks Tattoo
  01/25/16
O LORD
Electric Violent Field
  01/25/16
jfc
Dull base sex offender
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
odious property
  01/25/16
...
geriatric clown stead
  01/25/16
Lmao
transparent school
  01/25/16
...
judgmental coldplay fan
  01/25/16
...
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
abusive nowag
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
...
transparent school
  02/15/16
...
Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit
  07/08/17
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Amethyst stock car
  07/08/17
...
Light haunted graveyard
  07/08/17
...
transparent school
  10/27/17
...
soul-stirring khaki brunch
  12/26/17
...
transparent school
  05/24/18
...
transparent school
  03/16/20
...
Charcoal indian lodge
  02/18/22
...
Galvanic Mood
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
fuchsia talented home
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
hot personal credit line
  01/25/16
ouch
Hairraiser Crackhouse Boiling Water
  01/26/16
poison
Sienna stirring dilemma
  01/26/16
...
vigorous milky dog poop ticket booth
  01/26/16
180
aggressive locale place of business
  01/26/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Bateful Space
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
crystalline tripping really tough guy jap
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
RIP brother
fear-inspiring abode
  09/27/16
...
Galvanic Mood
  12/26/17
...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  08/12/19
180
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Bespoke Claret Corner Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/16
...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  01/27/16
...
transparent school
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Maize nofapping ladyboy
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Maize nofapping ladyboy
  02/02/16
...
Bipolar elastic band macaca
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
orange startled party of the first part
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Twinkling Locus Organic Girlfriend
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
angry topaz state
  02/24/16
18000000
drab histrionic partner weed whacker
  03/04/16
165
Know-it-all roast beef institution
  03/04/16
...
exhilarant police squad
  05/19/16
chilling
Kink-friendly Filthy Shrine
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
aqua knife people who are hurt
  12/17/16
Good lord.
green adulterous doctorate
  01/03/17
oh my.
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  01/23/17
toxic
gay hospital
  03/13/17
...
flushed beady-eyed address
  03/15/17
...
Excitant maniacal jew bawdyhouse
  04/02/17
...
Cracking garnet half-breed
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
insane nursing home
  07/08/17
...
pearly striped hyena associate
  10/27/17
mother of god
Amethyst stock car
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Crawly fragrant ape den
  10/27/17
JFC
Cerebral potus
  10/27/17
...
Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary
  12/26/17
...
costumed clear psychic casino
  12/26/17
ouch
Useless umber location blood rage
  02/20/18
...
disrespectful incel candlestick maker
  02/20/18
...
Flickering office
  01/16/19
...
startling native digit ratio
  08/09/19
...
Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
razzle-dazzle sexy cumskin
  07/28/25
...
Sickened stage
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Orchid headpube
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Arousing lavender theater stage
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Brindle comical azn library
  01/25/16
...
odious property
  01/25/16
...
Obsidian Bonkers Set
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
toxic
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
transparent school
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
transparent school
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
aromatic site
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/25/16
TY bro
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
...
odious property
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
pearl hominid
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Passionate Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  10/27/17
...
cream stimulating menage
  10/27/17
...
transparent school
  05/24/18
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard
  10/27/17
credited advice
Useless umber location blood rage
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
cerise awkward parlor generalized bond
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
i lol'd
fantasy-prone hall private investor
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
transparent school
  01/25/16
lol
puce bearded rehab famous landscape painting
  06/01/17
...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
aggressive locale place of business
  01/26/16
...
Galvanic Mood
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
violet persian theater
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
transparent school
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
Lmao
Mind-boggling Massive Range Sneaky Criminal
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
transparent school
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
heady resort newt
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
transparent school
  01/25/16
lmao true
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/25/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
...
Galvanic Mood
  12/26/17
Haha
Sapphire degenerate
  03/19/20
...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
...
Coral area
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
pearl hominid
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Thriller Public Bath Hairy Legs
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Fighting cuckold
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
transparent school
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
fear-inspiring abode
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Olive Unhinged Chapel Windowlicker
  06/03/19
oh no
crystalline tripping really tough guy jap
  08/08/19
LOL
spruce swashbuckling lodge
  03/16/20
JFC
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  03/19/20
Update?
Charcoal indian lodge
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
trip copper kitty cat meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/25/16
...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  05/19/16
...
At-the-ready lay
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Coral area
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
Cr
Coral area
  01/26/16
...
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
...
Orchid headpube
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
tan forum useless brakes
  01/26/16
...
tan forum useless brakes
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Lascivious White Heaven Selfie
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
...
abusive nowag
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
aggressive locale place of business
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
Lmfao
transparent school
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Lascivious White Heaven Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Wild Onyx Corn Cake Reading Party
  01/16/19
...
Sapphire degenerate
  03/16/20
...
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
...
abusive nowag
  01/26/16
...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  03/28/16
...
startling native digit ratio
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
chrome racy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
transparent school
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
aromatic site
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic box office
  10/24/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
fantasy-prone hall private investor
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Indigo national boistinker
  04/04/16
...
flushed beady-eyed address
  03/15/17
*applause*
Mustard vibrant gaping
  10/27/17
...
Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets
  09/26/21
...
Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard
  01/26/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
transparent school
  01/26/16
...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
...
Coral area
  01/26/16
...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Describe
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
...
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/26/16
Please be flame
transparent school
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
pearly striped hyena associate
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
Fuck
pearly striped hyena associate
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
At-the-ready lay
  01/26/16
cq's!
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  03/19/20
...
flushed beady-eyed address
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Exciting station
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
aromatic site
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Orchid headpube
  01/26/16
...
transparent school
  01/26/16
...
Useless umber location blood rage
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
aromatic site
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
LOL fair
aromatic site
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
...
abusive nowag
  01/26/16
...
motley cuck mad cow disease
  01/23/17
...
flushed beady-eyed address
  03/15/17
...
Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot
  01/26/16
underrated
Charismatic box office
  01/26/16
...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  02/15/16
...
Vivacious scarlet mental disorder
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
jfc
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
...
Pontificating Church Building Giraffe
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
do u love it
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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  01/26/16
...
180 hideous ceo tanning salon
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
...
transparent school
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
dark athletic conference pit
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
heady resort newt
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
...
Dashing senate
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
multi-colored ocher theatre
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
hot personal credit line
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pearly striped hyena associate
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...
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready lay
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
abusive nowag
  01/26/16
JFC
submissive
  01/26/16
180
impressive idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Big-titted New Version
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
pearly striped hyena associate
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored ocher theatre
  01/26/16
...
multi-colored ocher theatre
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
180 twist
transparent school
  01/26/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
THIS
fantasy-prone hall private investor
  01/26/16
...
snowy narrow-minded
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
disturbing principal's office
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
aromatic site
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
ultramarine plaza dopamine
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
disturbing principal's office
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Titillating
  01/26/16
fucking damn
hot personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Brindle comical azn library
  01/26/16
180
Soggy tank
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
odious property
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
transparent school
  01/27/16
...
At-the-ready lay
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Maize nofapping ladyboy
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
citrine fortuitous meteor
  05/19/16
repost please
odious property
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Very tactful rose fanboi spot
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
citrine fortuitous meteor
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Dashing senate
  01/26/16
tyft brother
fantasy-prone hall private investor
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...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  01/26/16
...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  01/27/16
180.
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  01/27/16
...
snowy narrow-minded
  01/29/16
...
aqua knife people who are hurt
  01/31/16
...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
cobalt
  02/02/16
brave
transparent school
  02/03/16
...
Charcoal indian lodge
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...
Magical carnelian french chef university
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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odious property
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...
transparent school
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...
transparent school
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...
heady resort newt
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...
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cr
dark athletic conference pit
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...
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...
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...
transparent school
  06/17/16
...
beta fat ankles
  09/27/16
...
heady resort newt
  10/21/16
mods please delete
At-the-ready lay
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Contagious Deep Whorehouse
  10/24/16
...
transparent school
  10/24/16
i really like it here
citrine fortuitous meteor
  10/24/16
...
aqua knife people who are hurt
  10/27/16
...
turdskin bbw
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
At-the-ready lay
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
transparent school
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
deer antler
  01/23/17
... ...
Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard
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...
transparent school
  07/08/17
Lol
Bright electric furnace
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
infuriating silver old irish cottage
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...
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
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...
transparent school
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...
heady resort newt
  03/15/17
...
flushed beady-eyed address
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...
aqua knife people who are hurt
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
poppy violent double fault legend
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Magenta
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  06/01/17
...
low-t faggotry
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...
Cowardly azure legal warrant
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
anal brethren
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...
Chartreuse Trailer Park
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Bistre
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tantric mauve
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...
heady resort newt
  09/25/17
...
pearly striped hyena associate
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
At-the-ready lay
  10/27/17
...
Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
drunken karate
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
transparent school
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
drunken karate
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
turdskin bbw
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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Bat Shit Crazy Center
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pearly striped hyena associate
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...
transparent school
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
transparent school
  07/25/18
...
Carmine floppy volcanic crater rigpig
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...
pearly striped hyena associate
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
transparent school
  01/16/19
...
At-the-ready lay
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
infuriating silver old irish cottage
  01/16/19
Jfc
transparent school
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
At-the-ready lay
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
translucent duck-like mediation
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
pale circlehead
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
pale circlehead
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
dark athletic conference pit
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
pale circlehead
  01/17/19
...
pearly striped hyena associate
  04/08/19
...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary
  04/09/19
...
pale circlehead
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
pale circlehead
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
transparent school
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
transparent school
  06/03/19
...
At-the-ready lay
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Twinkling Locus Organic Girlfriend
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
pale circlehead
  06/03/19
...
splenetic parlour philosopher-king
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
pale circlehead
  08/08/19
...
pale circlehead
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Nighttime roommate
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Nighttime roommate
  08/12/19
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Nighttime roommate
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Harsh slippery sandwich
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heady resort newt
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dark athletic conference pit
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dark athletic conference pit
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heady resort newt
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At-the-ready lay
  09/26/21
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Cyan round eye mexican
  10/11/21
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Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets
  10/11/21
bump
dark athletic conference pit
  03/12/22
...
heady resort newt
  01/05/23
...
Charcoal indian lodge
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
hateful flesh
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Dingle Berry Pistol
  10/13/23
...
transparent school
  01/03/24
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pearly striped hyena associate
  08/09/24
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Charcoal indian lodge
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: transparent school

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: aggressive locale place of business

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Charismatic box office

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Vivacious scarlet mental disorder



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Lascivious White Heaven Selfie



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: heady resort newt

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Kitchen Liquid Oxygen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: transparent school



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle comical azn library



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: fuchsia talented home

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: odious property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Vivacious scarlet mental disorder



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Provocative aquamarine milk church

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Flatulent frozen halford background story

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse gas station trump supporter

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: appetizing hissy fit piazza

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: zippy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Coral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: hot personal credit line

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: geriatric clown stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: transparent school

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: heady resort newt

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: geriatric clown stead

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: heady resort newt

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: transparent school

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: razzle pea-brained hell international law enforcement agency

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing hissy fit piazza

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: marvelous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Provocative aquamarine milk church

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: heady resort newt

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Provocative aquamarine milk church

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Excitant maniacal jew bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: hot personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Coral area

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: transparent school

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed hilarious feces sound barrier

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Hyperventilating Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Blathering slimy point

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Flatulent frozen halford background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Brindle comical azn library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Wagecucks Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Electric Violent Field

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dull base sex offender

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: violet persian theater

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: odious property

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: geriatric clown stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: transparent school

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: judgmental coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Amethyst stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Light haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring khaki brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: fuchsia talented home

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: hot personal credit line

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Crackhouse Boiling Water

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Sienna stirring dilemma

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: vigorous milky dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: aggressive locale place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Bateful Space

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: crystalline tripping really tough guy jap

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring abode

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Bespoke Claret Corner Twinkling Uncleanness

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Maize nofapping ladyboy

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Maize nofapping ladyboy

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Bipolar elastic band macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: orange startled party of the first part

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Twinkling Locus Organic Girlfriend

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: angry topaz state

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: drab histrionic partner weed whacker

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all roast beef institution

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Filthy Shrine

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: aqua knife people who are hurt

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: green adulterous doctorate

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: gay hospital

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Excitant maniacal jew bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Cracking garnet half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: insane nursing home

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Amethyst stock car

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Crawly fragrant ape den

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Cerebral potus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: costumed clear psychic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Useless umber location blood rage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: disrespectful incel candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Flickering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: startling native digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sexy cumskin

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Sickened stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Orchid headpube

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Arousing lavender theater stage

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Brindle comical azn library

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: odious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Bonkers Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: transparent school

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: transparent school

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: aromatic site

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: odious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: pearl hominid

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Passionate Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: cream stimulating menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Useless umber location blood rage

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: cerise awkward parlor generalized bond

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall private investor

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: transparent school

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: puce bearded rehab famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: aggressive locale place of business

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: violet persian theater

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet persian theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: violet persian theater

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: violet persian theater

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet persian theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: transparent school

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Massive Range Sneaky Criminal

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: transparent school

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: heady resort newt

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: transparent school

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Sapphire degenerate

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Coral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: pearl hominid

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Thriller Public Bath Hairy Legs

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Fighting cuckold

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: transparent school

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring abode

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Olive Unhinged Chapel Windowlicker

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: crystalline tripping really tough guy jap

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: trip copper kitty cat meetinghouse

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Coral area

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Coral area

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Orchid headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: tan forum useless brakes

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: tan forum useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Lascivious White Heaven Selfie

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: aggressive locale place of business

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: heady resort newt

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: transparent school

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Lascivious White Heaven Selfie

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Wild Onyx Corn Cake Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Sapphire degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: startling native digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: chrome racy step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: aromatic site

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall private investor

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Indigo national boistinker

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Mustard vibrant gaping

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: transparent school

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Coral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: transparent school

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: heady resort newt

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting station

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: aromatic site

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Orchid headpube

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Useless umber location blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: aromatic site

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: aromatic site

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: motley cuck mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Shivering Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brass lettuce idiot

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Charismatic box office

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Vivacious scarlet mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Laughsome telephone

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: heady resort newt

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Pontificating Church Building Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: 180 hideous ceo tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: heady resort newt

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: heady resort newt

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: heady resort newt

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: multi-colored ocher theatre

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: hot personal credit line

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated crotch stag film

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: abusive nowag

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: submissive

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: impressive idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Big-titted New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: multi-colored ocher theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: multi-colored ocher theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: transparent school

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall private investor

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: snowy narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: disturbing principal's office

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: aromatic site

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza dopamine

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: disturbing principal's office

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Titillating

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: hot personal credit line

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Brindle comical azn library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Soggy tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: odious property

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: transparent school

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Maize nofapping ladyboy

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: citrine fortuitous meteor

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: odious property

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Very tactful rose fanboi spot

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: citrine fortuitous meteor

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Dashing senate

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall private investor

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: snowy narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: aqua knife people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  cobalt

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: transparent school

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bright electric furnace

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: odious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Excitant maniacal jew bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Magical carnelian french chef university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: beta fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready lay

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Contagious Deep Whorehouse

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: citrine fortuitous meteor

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: aqua knife people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  turdskin bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready lay

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: transparent school

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  deer antler

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Underhanded Stage Gay Wizard

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Bright electric furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: infuriating silver old irish cottage

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: flushed beady-eyed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: aqua knife people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: poppy violent double fault legend

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Magenta

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  low-t faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Cowardly azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  anal brethren

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Bistre

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: tantric mauve



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: drunken karate

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: transparent school

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: drunken karate

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  turdskin bbw

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sable Gunner

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: 

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: transparent school

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Carmine floppy volcanic crater rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: transparent school

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: infuriating silver old irish cottage

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: transparent school

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: translucent duck-like mediation

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon friendly grandma travel guidebook

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  pale circlehead

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  pale circlehead

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  pale circlehead

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  alcoholic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Wonderful haunting kitty sanctuary

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  pale circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  pale circlehead

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: transparent school

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: 

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: transparent school

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Twinkling Locus Organic Girlfriend

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  pale circlehead

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: splenetic parlour philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  pale circlehead

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  pale circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Nighttime roommate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Nighttime roommate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Nighttime roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Harsh slippery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: dark athletic conference pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: mint outnumbered community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Cyan round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Chocolate Supple Garrison Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: dark athletic conference pit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: heady resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: hateful flesh

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Dingle Berry Pistol

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: transparent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: pearly striped hyena associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49548061)