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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Jet stage
  01/26/16
jesus no...
greedy water buffalo
  10/24/16
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rose center
  01/03/17
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grizzly comical sanctuary partner
  02/20/18
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copper fighting garrison
  06/03/19
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Jet stage
  10/14/20
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slippery roommate
  01/25/16
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exciting nibblets school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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supple stag film
  01/25/16
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charismatic chestnut property
  01/25/16
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supple stag film
  01/25/16
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charismatic chestnut property
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
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Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
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ruddy death wish public bath
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
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razzle red pit dog poop
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Drab space candlestick maker
  01/25/16
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Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
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Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
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Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
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Crawly box office
  11/27/16
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  06/13/17
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adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  12/19/17
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/24/18
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flatulent hominid friendly grandma
  06/10/24
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Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
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Pearl bat shit crazy spot
  10/24/16
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rose center
  11/27/16
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/23/17
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underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  04/20/17
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  02/20/18
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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flatulent hominid friendly grandma
  05/15/22
...
flatulent hominid friendly grandma
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Titillating university cumskin
  01/25/16
Brutal
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring native wrinkle
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Diverse New Version Area
  01/25/16
toxic
bisexual rigor point
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
primrose alpha puppy
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
...
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/25/16
damnit
Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
...
supple stag film
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
jfc
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr edit
supple stag film
  01/25/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Cr
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
hm
Nighttime sound barrier roast beef
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
wait
gay passionate police squad
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/25/16
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
primrose alpha puppy
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious temple factory reset button
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Titillating university cumskin
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Titillating university cumskin
  01/25/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/25/16
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adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  01/25/16
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Blathering Kitty Brunch
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
anal institution
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Ivory pisswyrm theater
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated Corner Tattoo
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Jet-lagged windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Diverse New Version Area
  01/25/16
...
razzle red pit dog poop
  01/25/16
damn
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
...
Abnormal erotic messiness
  01/25/16
...
Lake bonkers dopamine
  01/25/16
O LORD
free-loading carmine hunting ground forum
  01/25/16
jfc
Infuriating set yarmulke
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
...
supple stag film
  01/25/16
Lmao
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
...
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  01/25/16
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Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
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Abnormal erotic messiness
  01/26/16
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Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  02/15/16
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arrogant national
  07/08/17
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Black step-uncle's house
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  05/24/18
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  03/16/20
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mischievous histrionic whorehouse
  02/18/22
...
Concupiscible Orchestra Pit
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Drab space candlestick maker
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
ouch
Electric Lime Business Firm Rigpig
  01/26/16
poison
Dark excitant locale
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
180
Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Transparent hall
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Bistre Stead
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Purple racy home
  09/27/16
...
Concupiscible Orchestra Pit
  12/26/17
...
Deranged parlour
  08/12/19
180
Jet stage
  01/26/16
...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
aphrodisiac frozen abode affirmative action
  01/27/16
...
adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  01/27/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
turquoise adventurous lay regret
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
turquoise adventurous lay regret
  02/02/16
...
Aqua fragrant rehab
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Slate plaza degenerate
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
beady-eyed amethyst tanning salon pervert
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Floppy charcoal hospital
  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
awkward karate crotch
  05/19/16
chilling
curious chrome shrine
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Vigorous Saffron Jew
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
...
underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
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Blathering Kitty Brunch
  04/02/17
...
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Heady disgusting elastic band
  07/08/17
...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  10/27/17
mother of god
Black step-uncle's house
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
dull glittery gas station
  10/27/17
JFC
cracking jewess location
  10/27/17
...
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  12/26/17
...
indecent harsh multi-billionaire
  12/26/17
ouch
motley range son of senegal
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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  08/09/19
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  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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  07/28/25
...
Self-centered Cheese-eating Stock Car
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Thriller Dilemma
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Brilliant hissy fit
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
razzle red pit dog poop
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
...
Indigo startled gaping theatre
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
toxic
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
stirring boistinker station
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
anal institution
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
anal institution
  01/25/16
TY bro
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Odious hideous boltzmann
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
soul-stirring native wrinkle
  10/27/17
...
bateful ruby codepig legend
  10/27/17
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  05/24/18
...
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Magenta violent address
  10/27/17
credited advice
motley range son of senegal
  05/24/18
even more toxic
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Maize Kitchen
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Provocative wagecucks
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
anal institution
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
lol
abusive mentally impaired trump supporter
  06/01/17
...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible Orchestra Pit
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
cerebral orchid masturbator
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
Lmao
Sadistic lodge black woman
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/25/16
lmao true
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/25/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible Orchestra Pit
  12/26/17
Haha
Judgmental Bbw Lettuce
  03/19/20
...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
...
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Odious hideous boltzmann
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
impertinent telephone piazza
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Vermilion hyperventilating dragon hell
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Magenta violent address
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Purple racy home
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
dead nursing home
  06/03/19
oh no
Bistre Stead
  08/08/19
LOL
chartreuse marketing idea
  03/16/20
JFC
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck
  03/19/20
Update?
mischievous histrionic whorehouse
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Buck-toothed Toaster
  01/25/16
...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/25/16
...
adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  05/19/16
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
Cr
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent parlor
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Thriller Dilemma
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
lilac school legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
lilac school legal warrant
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
slippery roommate
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
arrogant national
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal erotic messiness
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/26/16
Lmfao
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
slippery roommate
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all snowy toilet seat
  01/16/19
...
Judgmental Bbw Lettuce
  03/16/20
...
Jet stage
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal erotic messiness
  01/26/16
...
adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  03/28/16
...
Seedy henna den digit ratio
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Wild Umber Theater Stage
  01/26/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
stirring boistinker station
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Jet stage
  01/26/16
...
greedy water buffalo
  10/24/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Provocative wagecucks
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Hairraiser medicated base
  04/04/16
...
underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
*applause*
trip brass stage double fault
  10/27/17
...
shivering old irish cottage site
  09/26/21
...
Magenta violent address
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
wonderful heaven weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
anal institution
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Describe
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
...
anal institution
  01/26/16
Please be flame
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/26/16
cq's!
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
...
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck
  03/19/20
...
underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Rusted Locus
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
stirring boistinker station
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Thriller Dilemma
  01/26/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
...
motley range son of senegal
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
stirring boistinker station
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
anal institution
  01/26/16
...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
LOL fair
stirring boistinker station
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
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...
Abnormal erotic messiness
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...
Iridescent parlor
  01/23/17
...
underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
...
arrogant national
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Vengeful Ladyboy
  01/26/16
underrated
greedy water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  02/15/16
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rose center
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
honey-headed cocky mad cow disease
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Khaki Multi-colored Resort
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...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
jfc
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious federal
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
do u love it
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
...
embarrassed to the bone aggressive organic girlfriend
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
...
mahogany potus
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
walnut party of the first part
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Jet stage
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
anal institution
  01/26/16
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Abnormal erotic messiness
  01/26/16
JFC
laughsome cowardly shitlib
  01/26/16
180
White dashing incel
  01/26/16
...
Talented orange ape
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
...
walnut party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
walnut party of the first part
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
180 twist
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  01/26/16
THIS
Provocative wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Chocolate Gaped Sandwich
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Galvanic office foreskin
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Galvanic office foreskin
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
stirring boistinker station
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Deranged parlour
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
arousing brindle useless brakes
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
...
razzle red pit dog poop
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180
180 nowag
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/27/16
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
turquoise adventurous lay regret
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Crusty electric furnace
  05/19/16
repost please
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Khaki Multi-colored Resort
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Crusty electric furnace
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
mahogany potus
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Provocative wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
gay passionate police squad
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...
Scarlet big goyim
  01/27/16
180.
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...
Chocolate Gaped Sandwich
  01/29/16
...
Vigorous Saffron Jew
  01/31/16
...
gay passionate police squad
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
House-broken
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brave
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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...
mischievous histrionic whorehouse
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...
gay passionate police squad
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
turdskin generalized bond
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...
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
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...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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...
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...
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cr
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gay passionate police squad
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...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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...
Azure submissive philosopher-king
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...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  10/21/16
mods please delete
narrow-minded field french chef
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
maroon stimulating senate giraffe
  10/24/16
...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Crusty electric furnace
  10/24/16
...
Vigorous Saffron Jew
  10/27/16
...
dingle berry
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
mauve mad-dog skullcap
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... ...
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...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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Lol
turdskin generalized bond
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
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...
Jet stage
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...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  03/15/17
...
underhanded cruise ship juggernaut
  03/15/17
...
Vigorous Saffron Jew
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
navy
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Puce Pistol
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck
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...
Striped Hyena
  06/01/17
...
adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
knife
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...
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  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
crystalline learning disabled athletic conference
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Bull headed unholy cuckoldry
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...
Aromatic bearded filthpig
  09/25/17
...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
narrow-minded field french chef
  10/27/17
...
obsidian round eye
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
slap-happy
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
slap-happy
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
dingle berry
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
citrine boiling water
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...
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...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
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...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
unhinged reading party
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
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...
bipolar marvelous mental disorder state
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...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/16/19
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
translucent
  01/16/19
Jfc
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
narrow-minded field french chef
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
violent territorial milk
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Galvanic office foreskin
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  01/17/19
...
Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
  04/08/19
...
Nubile Macaca
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
obsidian round eye
  04/09/19
...
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
opaque fluffy genital piercing
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  06/03/19
...
narrow-minded field french chef
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
beady-eyed amethyst tanning salon pervert
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  06/03/19
...
Jet stage
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  08/08/19
...
bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
liquid oxygen
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Sienna Becky
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
liquid oxygen
  08/12/19
...
liquid oxygen
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...
Wine background story
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
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narrow-minded field french chef
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Godawful gaming laptop
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shivering old irish cottage site
  10/11/21
bump
Tripping appetizing indian lodge
  03/12/22
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Aromatic bearded filthpig
  01/05/23
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mischievous histrionic whorehouse
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
sick blood rage travel guidebook
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Cerise deer antler
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onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn
  01/03/24
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Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse
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mischievous histrionic whorehouse
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: anal institution

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Ivory pisswyrm theater

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Author: Transparent hall

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Author: Bistre Stead

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Author: Vigorous Saffron Jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: frisky crackhouse mexican

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Tan zippy market

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833822)



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Author: Blathering Kitty Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973645)



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Author: violet fear-inspiring chapel ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Heady disgusting elastic band

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Black step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: dull glittery gas station

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: cracking jewess location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34544010)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011307)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: motley range son of senegal

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35445782)



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Author: flushed hairless library corn cake



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Author: Self-absorbed claret pozpig indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605660)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660219)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: demanding casino gay wizard

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Cheese-eating Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Thriller Dilemma

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Brilliant hissy fit

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: razzle red pit dog poop

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo startled gaping theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: anal institution

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: anal institution

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Odious hideous boltzmann

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring native wrinkle

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: bateful ruby codepig legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Magenta violent address

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: motley range son of senegal

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Maize Kitchen

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative wagecucks

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: anal institution

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: abusive mentally impaired trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: cerebral orchid masturbator

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: cerebral orchid masturbator

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral orchid masturbator

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: cerebral orchid masturbator

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: cerebral orchid masturbator

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Sadistic lodge black woman

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Judgmental Bbw Lettuce

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: wonderful heaven weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Odious hideous boltzmann

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: impertinent telephone piazza

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Vermilion hyperventilating dragon hell

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Magenta violent address

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Purple racy home

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: dead nursing home

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Bistre Stead

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: chartreuse marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: mischievous histrionic whorehouse

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Toaster

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: wonderful heaven weed whacker

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: wonderful heaven weed whacker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Iridescent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Iridescent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Thriller Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: lilac school legal warrant

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: lilac school legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: slippery roommate

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: arrogant national

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Abnormal erotic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Contagious Church Building Coldplay Fan

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: gay passionate police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: slippery roommate

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all snowy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Judgmental Bbw Lettuce



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Abnormal erotic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Wild Umber Theater Stage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Jet stage

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: greedy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative wagecucks

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser medicated base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: trip brass stage double fault

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: shivering old irish cottage site



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Magenta violent address



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: wonderful heaven weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: anal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: anal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Rusted Locus

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Thriller Dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: motley range son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: anal institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Deranged parlour



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Abnormal erotic messiness



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Iridescent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: arrogant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Vengeful Ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: greedy water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: rose center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: honey-headed cocky mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Vivacious federal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone aggressive organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: mahogany potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: walnut party of the first part

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: anal institution

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Abnormal erotic messiness

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome cowardly shitlib

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: White dashing incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Talented orange ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: walnut party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: walnut party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Provocative wagecucks

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Chocolate Gaped Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Galvanic office foreskin

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic office foreskin

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: stirring boistinker station

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Deranged parlour

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Spectacular hateful bawdyhouse

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: arousing brindle useless brakes

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Pontificating Coffee Pot

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: razzle red pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: 180 nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous lay regret

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Khaki Multi-colored Resort

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: mahogany potus

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Provocative wagecucks

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Chocolate Gaped Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Vigorous Saffron Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: House-broken

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: mischievous histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  turdskin generalized bond

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Blathering Kitty Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: mischievous histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: gay passionate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Azure submissive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: maroon stimulating senate giraffe

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Crusty electric furnace

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Vigorous Saffron Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: mauve mad-dog skullcap

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Magenta violent address

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  turdskin generalized bond

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  translucent

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Vigorous Saffron Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: navy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Puce Pistol

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: adulterous famous landscape painting faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  knife

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzle-dazzle principal's office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: crystalline learning disabled athletic conference

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Bull headed unholy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: obsidian round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  slap-happy

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  slap-happy

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  dingle berry

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: citrine boiling water

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Scarlet big goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: unhinged reading party

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bipolar marvelous mental disorder state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  translucent

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: violent territorial milk

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Galvanic office foreskin

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Nubile Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: obsidian round eye

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: opaque fluffy genital piercing

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed amethyst tanning salon pervert

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  liquid oxygen

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Sienna Becky

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  liquid oxygen

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Wine background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Avocado Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded field french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: shivering old irish cottage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Tripping appetizing indian lodge

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic bearded filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: mischievous histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  sick blood rage travel guidebook

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Cerise deer antler

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: onyx fantasy-prone haunted graveyard azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia goal in life meetinghouse



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