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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
translucent nursing home
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
jesus no...
amber big school
  10/24/16
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razzmatazz theater gunner
  01/03/17
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odious feces
  02/20/18
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ruddy lodge
  06/03/19
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Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  10/14/20
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Cobalt turdskin address
  01/25/16
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self-centered roommate pisswyrm
  01/25/16
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Red slippery church
  01/25/16
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Electric trust fund fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
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Mahogany Filthpig Hell
  01/25/16
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Red slippery church
  01/25/16
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Electric trust fund fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
chest-beating juggernaut
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
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Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
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Charismatic sticky theater stage
  01/25/16
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talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Stage Quadroon
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
bonkers range patrolman
  01/25/16
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Bateful pungent french chef
  01/25/16
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translucent nursing home
  01/26/16
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Orange magical queen of the night state
  01/26/16
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Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
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bisexual library liquid oxygen
  11/27/16
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drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  06/13/17
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Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  12/19/17
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talented cruise ship
  01/24/18
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hyperactive lavender tattoo skinny woman
  06/10/24
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Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
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Racy Citrine Trailer Park
  10/24/16
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razzmatazz theater gunner
  11/27/16
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drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/23/17
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Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
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drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  04/20/17
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drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  02/20/18
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drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
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Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film
  09/26/21
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abusive opaque ratface shrine
  03/12/22
...
hyperactive lavender tattoo skinny woman
  05/15/22
...
hyperactive lavender tattoo skinny woman
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Mind-boggling Home
  01/25/16
Brutal
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
...
iridescent public bath factory reset button
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Galvanic Alcoholic Hall
  01/25/16
toxic
Aromatic hunting ground
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Offensive principal's office
  01/25/16
...
self-centered roommate pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/25/16
damnit
ultramarine persian brunch
  01/25/16
...
Red slippery church
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
jfc
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Red slippery church
  01/25/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Cr
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
thriller locale
  01/25/16
hm
Stirring Salmon Background Story
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
thriller locale
  01/25/16
wait
massive coiffed property
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/25/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Offensive principal's office
  01/25/16
...
disturbing volcanic crater
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Mind-boggling Home
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Mind-boggling Home
  01/25/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  01/25/16
...
Umber resort wagecucks
  01/25/16
...
ultramarine persian brunch
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/25/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
haunting excitant black woman
  01/25/16
...
tripping kitty cat
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
chocolate heaven
  01/25/16
...
Galvanic Alcoholic Hall
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Stage Quadroon
  01/25/16
damn
thriller locale
  01/25/16
...
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
aqua marvelous cuck
  01/25/16
O LORD
razzle brass corner
  01/25/16
jfc
Heady ebony chapel faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Bateful pungent french chef
  01/25/16
...
Red slippery church
  01/25/16
Lmao
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Green soggy location
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
...
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/26/16
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Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
...
talented cruise ship
  02/15/16
...
Bearded Native Coffee Pot
  07/08/17
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coral alcoholic stead
  07/08/17
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Sepia indian lodge ape
  07/08/17
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talented cruise ship
  10/27/17
...
Vivacious Mint Knife Church Building
  12/26/17
...
talented cruise ship
  05/24/18
...
talented cruise ship
  03/16/20
...
Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  02/18/22
...
Motley blood rage space
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
bonkers range patrolman
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
ultramarine persian brunch
  01/25/16
ouch
Glittery primrose dog poop
  01/26/16
poison
cheese-eating thirsty kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Chrome Lascivious Parlor
  01/26/16
180
translucent nursing home
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Hideous Spectacular Piazza
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
thriller locale
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Duck-like Concupiscible School Cafeteria Pocket Flask
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Exciting hairy legs shitlib
  09/27/16
...
Motley blood rage space
  12/26/17
...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  08/12/19
180
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Supple Frozen Macaca Telephone
  01/27/16
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  01/27/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
trip lime stage
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
trip lime stage
  02/02/16
...
confused bawdyhouse
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
exhilarant pink house mediation
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Bull Headed Sweet Tailpipe
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
indigo comical box office place of business
  02/24/16
18000000
frum menage
  03/04/16
165
Hateful Elite Depressive Theatre
  03/04/16
...
mewling area clown
  05/19/16
chilling
Wonderful laser beams windowlicker
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
hairraiser codepig garrison
  12/17/16
Good lord.
irate deranged toaster university
  01/03/17
oh my.
cracking tanning salon
  01/23/17
toxic
Carmine Passionate National
  03/13/17
...
Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
...
Umber resort wagecucks
  04/02/17
...
Aphrodisiac philosopher-king
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Curious chestnut institution gaping
  07/08/17
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  10/27/17
mother of god
coral alcoholic stead
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
At-the-ready sanctuary
  10/27/17
JFC
Seedy Indirect Expression
  10/27/17
...
Fragrant ladyboy
  12/26/17
...
flesh flirting rehab
  12/26/17
ouch
Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess
  02/20/18
...
Histrionic spot
  02/20/18
...
Transparent Field Immigrant
  01/16/19
...
boyish base mood
  08/09/19
...
Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Sooty toilet seat
  07/28/25
...
Cerise senate
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
pontificating 180 ticket booth
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
vigorous meetinghouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Dashing Stage Quadroon
  01/25/16
...
Bateful pungent french chef
  01/25/16
...
pea-brained orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
toxic
thriller locale
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
thriller locale
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
pale rigor
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
TY bro
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
...
Bateful pungent french chef
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
soul-stirring black casino mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
iridescent public bath factory reset button
  10/27/17
...
Underhanded dilemma
  10/27/17
...
talented cruise ship
  05/24/18
...
cracking tanning salon
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Cerebral athletic conference foreskin
  10/27/17
credited advice
Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess
  05/24/18
even more toxic
thriller locale
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Floppy vermilion fat ankles police squad
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
lol
Silver Hospital
  06/01/17
...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
translucent nursing home
  01/26/16
...
Motley blood rage space
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
thriller locale
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
thriller locale
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Beady-eyed station useless brakes
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
thriller locale
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
Lmao
adventurous locus corn cake
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
talented cruise ship
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
talented cruise ship
  01/25/16
lmao true
thriller locale
  01/25/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
...
Motley blood rage space
  12/26/17
Haha
stimulating narrow-minded parlour yarmulke
  03/19/20
...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
...
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
soul-stirring black casino mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
lay son of senegal
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
snowy scourge upon the earth
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
talented cruise ship
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Cerebral athletic conference foreskin
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Exciting hairy legs shitlib
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Sickened dopamine dysfunction
  06/03/19
oh no
Duck-like Concupiscible School Cafeteria Pocket Flask
  08/08/19
LOL
Buff pozpig
  03/16/20
JFC
cracking tanning salon
  03/19/20
Update?
Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Pearl elastic band plaza
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  05/19/16
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
Cr
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
...
pontificating 180 ticket booth
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Ruby cuckold business firm
  01/26/16
...
Ruby cuckold business firm
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Cobalt turdskin address
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Bearded Native Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
translucent nursing home
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Lmfao
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Cobalt turdskin address
  01/26/16
...
costumed genital piercing
  01/16/19
...
stimulating narrow-minded parlour yarmulke
  03/16/20
...
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
...
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  03/28/16
...
boyish base mood
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
apoplectic newt old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
pale rigor
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
amber big school
  10/24/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Judgmental Center Jew
  04/04/16
...
Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
*applause*
Disgusting Whorehouse
  10/27/17
...
Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Cerebral athletic conference foreskin
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
...
irradiated shimmering gas station
  01/26/16
...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Describe
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
...
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
Please be flame
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
Fuck
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/26/16
cq's!
thriller locale
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
cracking tanning salon
  03/19/20
...
Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
ceo messiness
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
pale rigor
  01/26/16
except for your autism
pontificating 180 ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
pale rigor
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
LOL fair
pale rigor
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt
  01/23/17
...
Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
...
Bearded Native Coffee Pot
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
bright metal temple
  01/26/16
underrated
amber big school
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  02/15/16
...
razzmatazz theater gunner
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Olive forum
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...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
jfc
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Lilac Selfie Den
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
do u love it
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Rose nibblets
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
talented cruise ship
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
mentally impaired degenerate
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Crawly point main people
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
ultramarine persian brunch
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Gaped Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Avocado arousing abode water buffalo
  01/26/16
JFC
orchid party of the first part
  01/26/16
180
Pearly
  01/26/16
...
Topaz roast beef
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Crawly point main people
  01/26/16
...
Crawly point main people
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
180 twist
talented cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
THIS
Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
flatulent
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
chest-beating juggernaut
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
chest-beating juggernaut
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
thriller locale
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
pale rigor
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Sable step-uncle's house round eye
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
thriller locale
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
cowardly voyeur
  01/26/16
fucking damn
ultramarine persian brunch
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Stage Quadroon
  01/26/16
180
brindle national security agency
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Bateful pungent french chef
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
talented cruise ship
  01/27/16
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
trip lime stage
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
effete
  05/19/16
repost please
Bateful pungent french chef
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
effete
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
mentally impaired degenerate
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
massive coiffed property
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  01/27/16
180.
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  01/27/16
...
flatulent
  01/29/16
...
hairraiser codepig garrison
  01/31/16
...
massive coiffed property
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Mauve
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brave
talented cruise ship
  02/03/16
...
Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  02/22/16
...
massive coiffed property
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
talking cumskin
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...
Bateful pungent french chef
  03/08/16
...
talented cruise ship
  09/27/16
...
talented cruise ship
  03/04/16
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  04/04/16
...
Umber resort wagecucks
  04/04/16
cr
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  04/20/16
...
Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  05/11/16
...
massive coiffed property
  05/11/16
...
talented cruise ship
  06/17/16
...
Burgundy geriatric goyim milk
  09/27/16
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
thriller locale
  10/24/16
...
talented cruise ship
  10/24/16
i really like it here
effete
  10/24/16
...
hairraiser codepig garrison
  10/27/16
...
Spruce Personal Credit Line
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
talented cruise ship
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
striped hyena
  01/23/17
... ...
Cerebral athletic conference foreskin
  01/23/17
...
talented cruise ship
  07/08/17
Lol
talking cumskin
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
henna
  01/16/19
...
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  02/11/17
...
talented cruise ship
  03/13/17
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
...
Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market
  03/15/17
...
hairraiser codepig garrison
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
bistre doctorate
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
medicated
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
cracking tanning salon
  06/01/17
...
boiling water
  06/01/17
...
Swashbuckling Legal Warrant
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
dragon
  06/13/17
...
cracking tanning salon
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
self-absorbed sienna internal respiration
  07/08/17
...
dull hissy fit
  08/18/17
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  09/25/17
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  10/27/17
...
Fragrant ladyboy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Shivering
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
talented cruise ship
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Shivering
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Spruce Personal Credit Line
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
navy generalized bond
  05/24/18
...
Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner
  07/25/18
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  05/17/18
...
talented cruise ship
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
potus
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
talented cruise ship
  07/25/18
...
Orange magical queen of the night state
  07/25/18
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
talented cruise ship
  01/16/19
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
henna
  01/16/19
Jfc
talented cruise ship
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Maniacal
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
chest-beating juggernaut
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
smoky alpha
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
smoky alpha
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
smoky alpha
  01/17/19
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  04/08/19
...
greedy haunted graveyard
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Fragrant ladyboy
  04/09/19
...
smoky alpha
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
smoky alpha
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
talented cruise ship
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
canary
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
talented cruise ship
  06/03/19
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Bull Headed Sweet Tailpipe
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
smoky alpha
  06/03/19
...
Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
smoky alpha
  08/08/19
...
smoky alpha
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Fishy karate
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
grizzly therapy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Fishy karate
  08/12/19
...
Fishy karate
  03/16/20
...
Cyan dingle berry
  02/02/20
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  03/14/20
...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  03/16/20
...
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  09/30/20
...
Keepsake Machete
  08/27/21
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  09/13/21
...
Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead
  09/26/21
...
Mustard halford
  10/11/21
...
Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film
  10/11/21
bump
Federal Organic Girlfriend
  03/12/22
...
drab lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/05/23
...
Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Sapphire impertinent kitty
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Well-lubricated Antidepressant Drug
  10/13/23
...
talented cruise ship
  01/03/24
...
Razzle-dazzle brethren
  08/09/24
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Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle
  07/28/25
...
yellow reading party
  12/29/25
...
milky new version
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
bronze masturbator
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: translucent nursing home

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: amber big school

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: bonkers range patrolman

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Home

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: iridescent public bath factory reset button



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Alcoholic Hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Aromatic hunting ground

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Offensive principal's office

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: self-centered roommate pisswyrm



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Author: irradiated shimmering gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: ultramarine persian brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Red slippery church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Red slippery church

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: thriller locale

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Stirring Salmon Background Story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: thriller locale

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: massive coiffed property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Offensive principal's office

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: disturbing volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Home

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Home

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



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Author: Umber resort wagecucks



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: ultramarine persian brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: irradiated shimmering gas station

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: haunting excitant black woman

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: tripping kitty cat



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: chocolate heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Alcoholic Hall



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Author: Dashing Stage Quadroon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: thriller locale

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Author: Avocado arousing abode water buffalo



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Author: aqua marvelous cuck



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: razzle brass corner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Heady ebony chapel faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680340)



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Author: Red slippery church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: bonkers range patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: ultramarine persian brunch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Glittery primrose dog poop

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: cheese-eating thirsty kitchen

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Chrome Lascivious Parlor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: translucent nursing home

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Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Hideous Spectacular Piazza

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: thriller locale

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Duck-like Concupiscible School Cafeteria Pocket Flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Exciting hairy legs shitlib

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Motley blood rage space



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Supple Frozen Macaca Telephone

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: trip lime stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: trip lime stage

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: confused bawdyhouse



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: exhilarant pink house mediation

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Bull Headed Sweet Tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: indigo comical box office place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: frum menage

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Hateful Elite Depressive Theatre

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Author: mewling area clown



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Wonderful laser beams windowlicker

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser codepig garrison

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: irate deranged toaster university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Carmine Passionate National

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Umber resort wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Curious chestnut institution gaping

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: coral alcoholic stead

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready sanctuary

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Seedy Indirect Expression

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: flesh flirting rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Histrionic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Transparent Field Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: boyish base mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Sooty toilet seat

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Cerise senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: pontificating 180 ticket booth

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Quadroon

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: pea-brained orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: thriller locale

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: thriller locale

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: thriller locale

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: pale rigor

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: thriller locale

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring black casino mad-dog skullcap

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: iridescent public bath factory reset button

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Underhanded dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Cerebral athletic conference foreskin

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: thriller locale

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion fat ankles police squad

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: thriller locale

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: thriller locale

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Silver Hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: thriller locale

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: translucent nursing home

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Motley blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: thriller locale

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: thriller locale

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station useless brakes

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: thriller locale

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: adventurous locus corn cake

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: thriller locale

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Motley blood rage space



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating narrow-minded parlour yarmulke

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: irradiated shimmering gas station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring black casino mad-dog skullcap

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author:  lay son of senegal

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: snowy scourge upon the earth

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Cerebral athletic conference foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Exciting hairy legs shitlib

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Sickened dopamine dysfunction

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Duck-like Concupiscible School Cafeteria Pocket Flask

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Buff pozpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Pearl elastic band plaza

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: bright metal temple

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: irradiated shimmering gas station

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: bright metal temple

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: irradiated shimmering gas station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: bright metal temple

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: pontificating 180 ticket booth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Ruby cuckold business firm

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Ruby cuckold business firm



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Cobalt turdskin address

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Bearded Native Coffee Pot

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Avocado arousing abode water buffalo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: translucent nursing home

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: massive coiffed property

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Cobalt turdskin address

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683523)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Avocado arousing abode water buffalo



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30156366)



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Author: boyish base mood



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  apoplectic newt old irish cottage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: pale rigor

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: amber big school



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Center Jew

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  Disgusting Whorehouse

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
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Author: lfo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Cerebral athletic conference foreskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: bright metal temple

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: massive coiffed property

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: bright metal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: bright metal temple

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: irradiated shimmering gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: bright metal temple

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bright metal temple

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: thriller locale

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  ceo messiness

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: pale rigor

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: pontificating 180 ticket booth

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Erotic Set Jewess



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: pale rigor

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: pale rigor

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Avocado arousing abode water buffalo



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Site People Who Are Hurt



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market



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Author: Bearded Native Coffee Pot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: bright metal temple

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: amber big school

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz theater gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Olive forum

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Lilac Selfie Den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: massive coiffed property

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: massive coiffed property

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Rose nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Crawly point main people

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: ultramarine persian brunch

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Gaped Digit Ratio

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Avocado arousing abode water buffalo

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Pearly

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Topaz roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Crawly point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Crawly point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  flatulent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: chest-beating juggernaut

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: chest-beating juggernaut

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: thriller locale

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: pale rigor

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Abnormal Aggressive Pervert Preventive Strike

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Sable step-uncle's house round eye

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: thriller locale

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  cowardly voyeur

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: ultramarine persian brunch

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  brindle national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: trip lime stage

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: effete

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Violet Unholy Headpube Goal In Life

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: effete

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired degenerate

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Magenta contagious twinkling uncleanness

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  flatulent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: hairraiser codepig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Mauve

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  talking cumskin

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Bateful pungent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Umber resort wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: massive coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Burgundy geriatric goyim milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: thriller locale

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: effete

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser codepig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: talented cruise ship

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  striped hyena

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Cerebral athletic conference foreskin

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  talking cumskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: henna

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Deer Antler Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser codepig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: bistre doctorate

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: medicated

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  dragon

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed sienna internal respiration

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  dull hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Shivering

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Shivering

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Spruce Personal Credit Line

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: navy generalized bond

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Provocative Crackhouse Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  potus

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Orange magical queen of the night state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: henna

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: talented cruise ship

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: chest-beating juggernaut

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  smoky alpha

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  smoky alpha

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  smoky alpha

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  greedy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  smoky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  smoky alpha

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: talented cruise ship

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: canary

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: talented cruise ship

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Bull Headed Sweet Tailpipe

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  smoky alpha

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Twinkling diverse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  smoky alpha

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  smoky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Fishy karate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: grizzly therapy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Fishy karate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Fishy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Cyan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Fluffy laughsome pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Mustard halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Federal Organic Girlfriend

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: drab lettuce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Sapphire impertinent kitty

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Well-lubricated Antidepressant Drug

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: talented cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Cream Office Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: yellow reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: milky new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  bronze masturbator

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49548061)