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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Translucent apoplectic address
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Rough-skinned site sweet tailpipe
  07/09/12
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Submissive Box Office
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
sexy cuckoldry church
  07/09/12
Are you male?
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
sexy cuckoldry church
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
sexy cuckoldry church
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
talented national
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
talented national
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
dark lodge
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
dark lodge
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
dark lodge
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
burgundy irate wrinkle alpha
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Olive Mind-boggling Space Yarmulke
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
overrated resort fanboi
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Charismatic Spot
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Peach Corner
  07/09/12
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Submissive Box Office
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
sexy cuckoldry church
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
stfu
Peach Corner
  07/09/12
180
pea-brained pisswyrm office
  07/09/12
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ultramarine diverse prole
  07/13/12
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Gold Sick Theater Stage
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Bateful Step-uncle's House
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
exhilarant doobsian boiling water
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Bateful Step-uncle's House
  07/09/12
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Pale Mewling Karate Multi-billionaire
  07/04/19
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Submissive Box Office
  07/13/12
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Pale Mewling Karate Multi-billionaire
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
crystalline dashing french chef tanning salon
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Magical point
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
khaki cracking stag film
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Magical point
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
cobalt filthy pit deer antler
  03/04/25
lol kike
Gold Sick Theater Stage
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
big bawdyhouse ape
  07/04/19
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Metal exciting set
  08/10/22
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multi-colored indian lodge knife
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Galvanic green theatre
  07/24/24
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violent travel guidebook trust fund
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Thriller Costumed Parlour Stock Car
  09/22/24
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cobalt filthy pit deer antler
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Translucent apoplectic address

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned site sweet tailpipe

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Submissive Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: sexy cuckoldry church

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: sexy cuckoldry church

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: sexy cuckoldry church

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: talented national

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: talented national

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: dark lodge

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: dark lodge

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: dark lodge

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: burgundy irate wrinkle alpha

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Olive Mind-boggling Space Yarmulke

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: overrated resort fanboi

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Spot

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Peach Corner

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Submissive Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: sexy cuckoldry church

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Peach Corner

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: pea-brained pisswyrm office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: ultramarine diverse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Gold Sick Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Bateful Step-uncle's House

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian boiling water

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Bateful Step-uncle's House

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Pale Mewling Karate Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Submissive Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Pale Mewling Karate Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: crystalline dashing french chef tanning salon

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Magical point

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: khaki cracking stag film

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Magical point

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: cobalt filthy pit deer antler

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Gold Sick Theater Stage

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: big bawdyhouse ape

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Metal exciting set



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: multi-colored indian lodge knife



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Galvanic green theatre

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: violent travel guidebook trust fund



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Parlour Stock Car

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: cobalt filthy pit deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed crackhouse affirmative action

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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