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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
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rebellious nofapping dysfunction
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rebellious nofapping dysfunction
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
irradiated effete area
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
Dashing Maroon Institution
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
trip slate quadroon field
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
sepia friendly grandma hospital
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
trip slate quadroon field
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
rose thirsty mediation
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
sepia friendly grandma hospital
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor
  07/25/15
?
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
rose thirsty mediation
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
Walnut floppy address coldplay fan
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
Fighting pit
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
obsidian charismatic lodge
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
Fighting pit
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor
  07/25/15
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black vibrant range yarmulke
  07/26/15
Lol you're so overreaching
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  07/25/15
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Fragrant plaza twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
rose thirsty mediation
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
Cracking stag film
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
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  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
Talented crotch stock car
  07/10/18
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stirring trump supporter factory reset button
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
fluffy parlour
  07/10/18
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hilarious cuckold mood
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
Lavender Galvanic Nursing Home Immigrant
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
Junko Enoshima
  06/13/26


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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: rebellious nofapping dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412459)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: rebellious nofapping dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: irradiated effete area

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Dashing Maroon Institution

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: trip slate quadroon field

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: sepia friendly grandma hospital

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: trip slate quadroon field

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: rose thirsty mediation

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Avocado unhinged giraffe bawdyhouse

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: sepia friendly grandma hospital

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: rose thirsty mediation

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Walnut floppy address coldplay fan

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Digit Ratio Headpube

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Fighting pit

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: obsidian charismatic lodge

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: Fighting pit

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Twinkling swollen crackhouse rigor

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: black vibrant range yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Fragrant plaza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: rose thirsty mediation

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking stag film

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine church building blood rage

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Talented crotch stock car

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: fluffy parlour

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: hilarious cuckold mood



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Nursing Home Immigrant

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936126)