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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
low-t razzmatazz home national security agency
  04/05/26
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bossy crackhouse
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
low-t razzmatazz home national security agency
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
mustard den
  04/05/26
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dull stirring office milk
  04/05/26
Lol
Godawful range sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
translucent azn stead
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
translucent azn stead
  04/05/26
...
low-t razzmatazz home national security agency
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Vigorous institution queen of the night
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
bossy crackhouse
  04/05/26
...
Hyperventilating State
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
yapping sepia antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Stubborn Pungent Cruise Ship
  04/05/26
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Diverse Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  04/05/26
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purple property mental disorder
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Offensive harsh hell elastic band
  04/05/26
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olive stimulating indirect expression
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Offensive harsh hell elastic band
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
brilliant exhilarant degenerate
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
bistre swollen double fault base
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
chrome painfully honest alpha public bath
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Soul-stirring Church Round Eye
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Chartreuse bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
chrome painfully honest alpha public bath
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Diverse Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  04/05/26
...
low-t razzmatazz home national security agency
  04/05/26
...
comical death wish library
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
brilliant exhilarant degenerate
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry
  04/05/26
...
dull stirring office milk
  04/05/26
...
dull stirring office milk
  04/05/26
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well-lubricated indian lodge
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
well-lubricated indian lodge
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
spectacular yellow school stain
  04/05/26
...
low-t razzmatazz home national security agency
  04/05/26
...
mustard den
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Alcoholic forum
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Aquamarine seedy mother
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
brilliant exhilarant degenerate
  04/05/26
...
fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry
  04/05/26
...
chest-beating cobalt really tough guy shrine
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Vivacious Amethyst Senate
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
mustard den
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: low-t razzmatazz home national security agency

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: low-t razzmatazz home national security agency

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: mustard den

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: dull stirring office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Godawful range sweet tailpipe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: translucent azn stead

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: translucent azn stead

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: low-t razzmatazz home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Vigorous institution queen of the night

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: bossy crackhouse

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: yapping sepia antidepressant drug

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Stubborn Pungent Cruise Ship

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Diverse Step-uncle's House Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: purple property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Offensive harsh hell elastic band

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: olive stimulating indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Offensive harsh hell elastic band

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: brilliant exhilarant degenerate

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: bistre swollen double fault base

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: chrome painfully honest alpha public bath

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Church Round Eye

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse bawdyhouse

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: chrome painfully honest alpha public bath

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Diverse Step-uncle's House Rigpig

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: low-t razzmatazz home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: comical death wish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: brilliant exhilarant degenerate

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dull stirring office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dull stirring office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated indian lodge

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: spectacular yellow school stain

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: low-t razzmatazz home national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine seedy mother

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: brilliant exhilarant degenerate

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mentally impaired party of the first part dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: chest-beating cobalt really tough guy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Vivacious Amethyst Senate

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: mustard den

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2",#49812165)