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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Pearl mildly autistic scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
histrionic menage
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
180 tattoo
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
odious rose institution
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
180 tattoo
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
odious rose institution
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Aphrodisiac Blathering Friendly Grandma Orchestra Pit
  04/08/25
that's rude
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Lascivious parlour
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
vivacious stubborn cruise ship
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
odious rose institution
  04/08/25
...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/08/25
...
odious rose institution
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/09/25
...
adventurous indian lodge patrolman
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Multi-colored theater doctorate
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Federal fishy coldplay fan business firm
  04/09/25
Ty
odious rose institution
  04/09/25
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Impressive swashbuckling coffee pot nowag
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Naked infuriating shrine
  04/09/25
...
odious rose institution
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Orange titillating location
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
odious rose institution
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
odious rose institution
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cerebral principal's office
  05/02/25
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odious rose institution
  05/12/25
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odious rose institution
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
odious rose institution
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Federal fishy coldplay fan business firm
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
odious rose institution
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
180 tattoo
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
odious rose institution
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
180 tattoo
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
galvanic disturbing becky
  06/03/25
...
odious rose institution
  06/26/25
OP?
odious rose institution
  06/27/25
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odious rose institution
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pearl mildly autistic scourge upon the earth

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: histrionic menage

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: odious rose institution

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: odious rose institution

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: odious rose institution

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: odious rose institution

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: odious rose institution

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: odious rose institution

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: odious rose institution

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: 180 tattoo

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: odious rose institution

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: 180 tattoo

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: odious rose institution

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Blathering Friendly Grandma Orchestra Pit

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: odious rose institution

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious parlour

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Coiffed cobalt round eye pistol

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn cruise ship

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: odious rose institution

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: odious rose institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater doctorate

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Federal fishy coldplay fan business firm

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: odious rose institution

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Impressive swashbuckling coffee pot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Naked infuriating shrine

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: odious rose institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Orange titillating location

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: odious rose institution

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: odious rose institution

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cerebral principal's office

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: odious rose institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: odious rose institution



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: odious rose institution

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Federal fishy coldplay fan business firm

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: odious rose institution

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: 180 tattoo

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: odious rose institution

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: 180 tattoo

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: galvanic disturbing becky

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: odious rose institution



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: odious rose institution

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: odious rose institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2",#49145215)