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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:06 PM
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im so happy i dont own or want this item
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: cowgod
I don’t even want Nintendo to fail. I would even reward them for being mediocre. I wouldn’t be proud of it but I would. I don’t want to live in a hellscape of steam backlogs and mobile zoomer games and western indies and the State of AAA. They’re at least “not all of these other things.” It’s just that the fans are the biggest Losers in the entire world. You can’t talk about Nintendo uncensored for 5 seconds without insulting them gratuitously bc they’re extremely Losery and Fragile. doodikoff is case in point. He’s just amassing hardware with no end in sight. And tbf Nintendo did go 15 years without releasing a single game (2002-2016). I’m not going to be like their fans and pretend that the games are good when they aren’t even releasing games. I’ll give credit where it’s due but I have nothing to say about games that don’t even exist and haven’t been announced.
If Switch 2 did its job of actually being a Switch Pro well, that would be nice. But the screen is Ruinous. If it had Games that would be nice, but it doesn’t. Basically we need AAA M-rated Mario/Zelda or westerners like us will never be satisfied. I want Ganon to bleed red as Link performs a fatality on him, just like in OOT (gold cartridge). N64 was Scummy af and enemies died bloody, gruesome deaths. Doom 64 is the best Console Doom of the 90s btw.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff
List of Top Nintendo Games between 2002-2016 and Metacritic scores (plus 2017 BOTW). IMO superior to PS3 and PS4 exclusives combined.
Metroid Prime GameCube (2002) - 97
Super Mario Galaxy Wii (2007) - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii (2010) - 97
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2003) – 96
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006) – 95
Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001/02) – 92
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004) – 87
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) – 93
Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) – 93
Xenoblade Chronicles (2010) – 92
Super Mario 3D World (2013) – 93
Mario Kart 8 (2014) – 88:
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (2013, 3DS) – 91
Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012, 3DS) – 92
Mario Kart DS (2005, DS) – 91
Metroid Fusion (2002, GBA) – 92
Honorable Mention
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) - 97
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