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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
thirsty kitty cat
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
White mewling circlehead pit
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Well-lubricated cerise gas station
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Scarlet multi-colored principal's office mad cow disease
  08/30/25
...
Excitant lake theater reading party
  09/05/25
, he lisped
buff yarmulke sex offender
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Domesticated property sweet tailpipe
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
thirsty kitty cat
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Domesticated property sweet tailpipe
  08/31/25
...
Lavender Volcanic Crater
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Flushed boyish selfie
  08/31/25
delusional take
Lavender Volcanic Crater
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
razzle brethren native
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Flushed boyish selfie
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
supple fuchsia toaster
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Flushed boyish selfie
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
thirsty kitty cat
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Flushed boyish selfie
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
thirsty kitty cat
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
supple fuchsia toaster
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Flushed boyish selfie
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
supple fuchsia toaster
  09/05/25
...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Ruby Nursing Home Toilet Seat
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
supple fuchsia toaster
  09/05/25
...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
supple fuchsia toaster
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
thirsty kitty cat
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
adulterous brunch
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
adulterous brunch
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/05/25
Kenny
supple fuchsia toaster
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
thirsty kitty cat
  09/06/25
...
Bearded School
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/06/25
...
Bearded School
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
thirsty kitty cat
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
burgundy laughsome university azn
  09/07/25
Explain
thirsty kitty cat
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Wine histrionic gay wizard wrinkle
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
thirsty kitty cat
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
thirsty kitty cat
  09/07/25
...
razzle brethren native
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Flushed boyish selfie
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Flushed boyish selfie
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Flushed boyish selfie
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Flushed boyish selfie
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Flushed boyish selfie
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Flushed boyish selfie
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: White mewling circlehead pit

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated cerise gas station

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet multi-colored principal's office mad cow disease

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant lake theater reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: buff yarmulke sex offender

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Domesticated property sweet tailpipe

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Domesticated property sweet tailpipe

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Lavender Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Lavender Volcanic Crater

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: razzle brethren native

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Ruby Nursing Home Toilet Seat

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: adulterous brunch

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: adulterous brunch

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: supple fuchsia toaster

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bearded School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bearded School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: burgundy laughsome university azn

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Wine histrionic gay wizard wrinkle

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: thirsty kitty cat

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: razzle brethren native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flushed boyish selfie

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599047)