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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
bossy area
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
aphrodisiac tank
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
curious electric furnace
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
medicated meetinghouse
  08/30/25
...
cowardly karate
  09/05/25
, he lisped
doobsian mildly autistic boltzmann rigor
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
heady frum degenerate roommate
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
bossy area
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
heady frum degenerate roommate
  08/31/25
...
Arousing friendly grandma useless brakes
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  08/31/25
delusional take
Arousing friendly grandma useless brakes
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Floppy Twisted Garrison
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
shimmering address old irish cottage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
shimmering address old irish cottage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
bossy area
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
shimmering address old irish cottage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
bossy area
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  09/05/25
...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Balding Thriller Spot
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  09/05/25
...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
bossy area
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
lake senate marketing idea
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
lake senate marketing idea
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/05/25
Kenny
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bossy area
  09/06/25
...
Honey-headed wonderful station feces
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/06/25
...
Honey-headed wonderful station feces
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bossy area
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
racy affirmative action
  09/07/25
Explain
bossy area
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
alcoholic know-it-all base kitty
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
bossy area
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
bossy area
  09/07/25
...
Floppy Twisted Garrison
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef
  01/18/26
...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
sepia gay wizard milk
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
shimmering address old irish cottage
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: bossy area

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tank

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: curious electric furnace

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: medicated meetinghouse

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cowardly karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: doobsian mildly autistic boltzmann rigor

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: heady frum degenerate roommate

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: bossy area

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: heady frum degenerate roommate

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Arousing friendly grandma useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Arousing friendly grandma useless brakes

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Floppy Twisted Garrison

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bossy area

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bossy area

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Balding Thriller Spot

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bossy area

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lake senate marketing idea

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: lake senate marketing idea

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bossy area

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed wonderful station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed wonderful station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: bossy area

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: racy affirmative action

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: bossy area

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: alcoholic know-it-all base kitty

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bossy area

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: bossy area

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Floppy Twisted Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored Water Buffalo French Chef

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: sepia gay wizard milk

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: shimmering address old irish cottage

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49634102)