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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Lemon Abode
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
histrionic nighttime skinny woman location
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Rusted pea-brained theatre
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Insanely Creepy Hospital
  08/30/25
...
Cerebral sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
, he lisped
harsh selfie
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
useless ladyboy shrine
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Lemon Abode
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
useless ladyboy shrine
  08/31/25
...
Frum boyish partner
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
delusional take
Frum boyish partner
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Cordovan Galvanic Sandwich University
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
beta center
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Lemon Abode
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Lemon Abode
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
beta center
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
beta center
  09/05/25
...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
stimulating autistic trump supporter cuckold
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
beta center
  09/05/25
...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
beta center
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Lemon Abode
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
racy multi-billionaire house
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
racy multi-billionaire house
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
Kenny
beta center
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Lemon Abode
  09/06/25
...
chartreuse doctorate
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/06/25
...
chartreuse doctorate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Lemon Abode
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
comical quadroon
  09/07/25
Explain
Lemon Abode
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Out-of-control Crusty Hell Faggotry
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Lemon Abode
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Lemon Abode
  09/07/25
...
Cordovan Galvanic Sandwich University
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
beta center
  01/18/26
...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Outnumbered indian lodge
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: histrionic nighttime skinny woman location

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted pea-brained theatre

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hospital

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: harsh selfie

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: useless ladyboy shrine

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Lemon Abode

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: useless ladyboy shrine

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Frum boyish partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Frum boyish partner

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Galvanic Sandwich University

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beta center

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: beta center

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: beta center

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: stimulating autistic trump supporter cuckold

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: beta center

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: beta center

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: racy multi-billionaire house

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: racy multi-billionaire house

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: beta center

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chartreuse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chartreuse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: comical quadroon

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Lemon Abode

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control Crusty Hell Faggotry

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lemon Abode

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Lemon Abode

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Galvanic Sandwich University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: beta center

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered indian lodge

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: misunderstood death wish haunted graveyard

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
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we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2",#49632584)