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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
indigo pit
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Chest-beating useless brakes spot
  04/08/23
Jfc
glassy bateful nursing home voyeur
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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passionate house-broken rehab
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Chest-beating useless brakes spot
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passionate house-broken rehab
  04/09/23
sure bud
magenta university
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onyx racy hunting ground nibblets
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
silver pocket flask whorehouse
  04/08/23
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Azure lay
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Hateful Theater
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
poppy provocative church
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Sexy orchid gunner
  04/09/23
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passionate house-broken rehab
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Titillating generalized bond
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aromatic box office
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Bonkers appetizing native mother
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Boyish cruise ship jew
  04/08/23
Big if true
insanely creepy national
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
aromatic box office
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
indigo pit
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Azure lay
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
ebony tantric menage
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth
  04/09/23
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passionate house-broken rehab
  04/09/23
Jesus.
deep abode antidepressant drug
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Translucent domesticated degenerate
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Bonkers appetizing native mother
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
indigo pit
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
indigo pit
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indigo pit
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silver pocket flask whorehouse
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
cream theatre
  05/10/23
new here?
aphrodisiac coral point
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Chest-beating useless brakes spot
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
red splenetic goyim market
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
silver pocket flask whorehouse
  05/10/23
throwaway?
red splenetic goyim market
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
silver pocket flask whorehouse
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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silver pocket flask whorehouse
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
cream theatre
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
glassy bateful nursing home voyeur
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
cream theatre
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
histrionic ocher famous landscape painting location
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
poppy provocative church
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
red splenetic goyim market
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
histrionic ocher famous landscape painting location
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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  03/01/26


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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: indigo pit

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: misanthropic bistre fortuitous meteor tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating useless brakes spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: glassy bateful nursing home voyeur

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: adulterous quadroon doctorate

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: passionate house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant godawful pozpig

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating useless brakes spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: passionate house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: magenta university

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: onyx racy hunting ground nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: silver pocket flask whorehouse

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Azure lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Hateful Theater

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: poppy provocative church

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Sexy orchid gunner

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: passionate house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating generalized bond

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: aromatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Bonkers appetizing native mother

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy national

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: aromatic box office

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: indigo pit

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Azure lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: ebony tantric menage

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: ebony tantric menage

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: passionate house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: deep abode antidepressant drug

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Slate library

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Translucent domesticated degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Bonkers appetizing native mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: indigo pit

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: indigo pit

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: indigo pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: silver pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: cream theatre

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coral point

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Chest-beating useless brakes spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: red splenetic goyim market

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Shivering iridescent scourge upon the earth

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: silver pocket flask whorehouse

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: red splenetic goyim market

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: silver pocket flask whorehouse

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: red splenetic goyim market

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: silver pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: cream theatre

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: glassy bateful nursing home voyeur

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: cream theatre

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: histrionic ocher famous landscape painting location

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: poppy provocative church

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: red splenetic goyim market

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: histrionic ocher famous landscape painting location

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Translucent domesticated degenerate

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Overrated fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Translucent domesticated degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Crusty saffron corner mad cow disease

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned drunken ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: red splenetic goyim market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: vigorous gaped reading party jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: poppy provocative church

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Overrated fear-inspiring parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: cerebral topaz business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: onyx racy hunting ground nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Aggressive territorial brunch

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: passionate house-broken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: poppy provocative church

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: 1 in the pink 2 in the stink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2",#49706376)