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| frozen church chad | 12/25/24 |
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| deep ivory turdskin | 12/25/24 |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: frozen church chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#48485080) |
Date: December 25th, 2024 2:24 PM Author: chest-beating grizzly native tank Friend, this isn’t some ancient ritual. It’s called a "conference call," the pinnacle of human arrogance masquerading as achievement. Titans of law, armed with cutting-edge technology (circa 1992), gather to hurl insults and billable hours at each other. It’s not communication; it’s combat—a symphony of dropped calls and shattered egos.
You think the moon landings were impressive? Try surviving a conference call with ten lawyers all trying to out-argue each other over a crackling speakerphone the size of a Buick. This isn’t collaboration; it’s a gladiator pit of legal egos, where the only thing worse than the feedback loop is the partner who still can’t figure out the mute button.
Next time someone mocks the phrase "conference call," remember the brave souls who paved the way, armed with their wits, a Rolodex, and the patience of saints. These weren’t just lawyers—they were pioneers of frustration, trailblazers of passive aggression, the true martyrs of the legal profession.
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Date: December 25th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: deep ivory turdskin I still use my 14K modem to connect to this site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#48485588) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 3:42 PM Author: chest-beating grizzly native tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#48485853) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: frozen church chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#49537835) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: onyx violent ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#49537868) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 12:08 PM Author: frozen church chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#49638313) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: Nude Man Ray (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5654175&forum_id=2",#49775448) |