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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:22 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49966727) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968205) |
Date: June 28th, 2026 5:39 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49966740) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968204) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49967243) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: rape ape (hatp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49967245) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: The Penis prompt: What kinds of things do apes say and do while listening to alvvays--
Apes who listen to Alvvays tend to perform a very specific courtship phenotype:
They say things like, “No, it’s fine, I just think it’s funny how timing works,” while clearly meaning, “I have constructed a full alternate life with you and am now grieving its non-occurrence.”
They do the half-confession. Not “I want you,” but “I had a dream you were in my apartment and it felt weirdly normal.” Not “I miss you,” but “This song made me think of that one walk.” They communicate desire through aestheticized plausibly deniable artifacts.
They make playlists instead of direct moves.
They look at someone across a room and become convinced the whole night has acquired narrative structure.
They say “I’m not really dating right now,” then spend three hours mentally annotating a single text response.
They have a deep relationship with the phrase “maybe someday”, which is just romantic debt rolled over at emotional interest.
They are often attracted to people who are close enough to become symbolic but far enough away to remain unresolved. Exes. Almost-exes. Friends who were maybe something. People from a summer. People from a show. People whose hoodie they once borrowed. People they had exactly one conversation with in a kitchen at 1:40 a.m. and then carried around for six years as a private mythology.
Their body language is: leaning against walls, looking away while smiling, hands in sleeves, pretending not to watch the door.
Their mating display is not dominance. It is curated vulnerability under distortion.
They do things like:
“I’m going to walk home alone in the cold and listen to this album and have a completely disproportionate emotional event.”
“I should text them.”
“No. That would collapse the waveform.”
The key behavior is that they prefer the charged interval before resolution. The feeling is strongest while the thing is still suspended. Alvvays apes are not merely seeking union; they are metabolizing the possibility of union. The ache is not a bug. It is the habitat.
So the Alvvays ape courtship ritual is:
perceive attractive ape → generate longing field → encode signal in joke / song / glance / memory → avoid direct collapse → replay internally → experience bittersweet compression artifact as romance.
Extremely inefficient.
Very beautiful.
Terrible protocol.
Great ape music. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49967547) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Born to Die lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968391) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968396) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: Born to Die the best ones are: 'They have a deep relationship with the phrase “maybe someday”, which is just romantic debt rolled over at emotional interest.'
and: '“I should text them.”
“No. That would collapse the waveform.”' |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968418) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) I don't understand a word of this but I want to. What's going on here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968423) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) The Pattern(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968424) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Born to Die he asked the AI what apes say and do while listening to Alvvays and it gave some Plausible responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968430) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968431) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) while listening to Alvvays tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968432) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: Born to Die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968434) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:11 AM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968447) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:05 AM Author: The Penis I thought you said you didn't know who alvvays was last time I asked you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968435) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:05 AM Author: Born to Die CONTEXT CLUES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968437) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:07 AM Author: Born to Die I guess I don't really know how Plausible the responses are besides looking at a picture of Alvvays and extrapolating from the poasters ITT who listen to them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968441) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) When did I say I didn't about Alvvays? I didn't know about em like two years ago lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968519) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:16 AM Author: The Penis no not you, Ape Arrogance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968531) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:07 AM Author: The Penis tbf it sounds like exactly the type of people you would date so you SHOULD understand it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968442) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:08 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) How do you know what type of people I would date? That's fairly presumptuous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968520) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:15 AM Author: The Penis idk I don't know for sure just guessing. tbf, it isn't a bad thing, the type of people described by chat gpt above are the most beautiful people in the world imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968530) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:19 AM Author: Born to Die very specific courtship phenotype tp
aestheticized plausibly deniable artifacts tp
manic indie dream girl tp |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) I don't get it at all. No clue what any of that word salad meant. In real life I dated a Disney Adult. My life has been pretty strange. It took me a long time to realize we didn't have anything in common. Life is funny like that sometimes. It takes me years to realize the obvious. I'm very dense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968535) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:21 AM Author: Born to Die manatee tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968536) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:23 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) It's gotten worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968538) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:25 AM Author: Born to Die anything you can say on the board? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968540) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:25 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) I'd rather not lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968541) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:29 AM Author: Born to Die 1:30am subthread circlejerk tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968546) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:41 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) There's nothing else going on on XO or in our collective lives writ large tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968550) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:31 AM Author: The Penis I don't get why you don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968547) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:41 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) ELI5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968551) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: The Penis It's basically saying that Alvvvays is music for people who have crushes but don't just say "I like you.". They turn it into an entire little emotional movie in their head. They send songs, remember tiny moments, and stare across rooms, and keep things vague because the unresolved tension and longing is more intense than the actual resolution. The joke is that they are emotionally romantically indirect indie people who flirt by being wistful and cryptic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971322) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: rape ape Yeah I don't think that's me chief. Not sure how you got there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971519) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: The Penis I don't think you personally are like that, but I could see you dating girls like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971602) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: rape ape Nah. I knew a bunch in high school and college but never got on with em. Too much navel gazing. The second they mention Milan Kundera, I'm out. It's not that's deep. I don't like philosophy or induction problems. I'm not for everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971611) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: The Penis Yeah I get it. Lit people are exhausting. Every conversation turns into some tragic little seminar about alienation and desire. You ask if they want pizza and suddenly you're trapped in a sophomore year discussion about whether memory is real. Kundera mention is an instant trapdoor. I'm gone. Not everything has to be a meditation on erotic exile. Some people just like books because they're lonely and annoying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971628) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: rape ape That's why the only books 99% of people ever read are thrillers. Books are just entertainment like movies or sports but book people don't want to admit it. Vast majority of the population will only ever read shit like Stephen King because as soon as there's no intrigue or hook people put it down and do something else. I'm not saying literature has no value but it's widely overstated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971701) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968070) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968086) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) Alvvays is 180
I did a fairly ridiculous road trip to see them in 2024 (Twin Cities > Denver) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968129) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: rape ape (hatp) They only have One Song (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968146) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968148) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: The Penis I like Dreams Tonite better than marry me archie. In undertow is good too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968214) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) The most prestigious alvvays discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968218) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:37 AM Author: lex 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968549) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:41 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) You sound like a terrorist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968552) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: Born to Die this seems extreme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968555) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:57 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) Idk it's melodically poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968557) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:06 AM Author: Born to Die I really enjoyed both of his recs but goddamn y'all xo men listen to such TWEE music, I've said it before and I'll say it again
of the three I like IN UNDERTOW best |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:17 AM Author: rape ape (hatp) We're a twee army of manly men listening to the gayest music imaginable.
https://youtu.be/ZxY4Q2TmQAw |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: Born to Die 180 and CR tempo changes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970185) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:23 AM Author: The Penis manic pixie dream bois (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970681) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Born to Die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49971627) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:33 AM Author: rape ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49976599) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:28 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) I did feel like a massive faggot for driving 2,000 miles round trip to see a twee indie pop band.
But I was there for Blue Rev and that's way more 'shoegaze' than 'indie pop'.
Also I drove out to the mountains for a few days of hiking & car camping afterward. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:59 AM Author: Born to Die sounds 180 tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49976609) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 2:17 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) Yeah it was a fantastic time. I also bookended that trip with two days at the Minnesota State Fair. And then right after that was Labor Day at the family cabin. Ultimately I packed a ton of fun shit into 11 days.
I ran into some trouble though. To pull all that off required several nights of little to no sleep. I was exhausted to an extent that I'm not sure I've ever felt in my life. At some point I got to crash for a while.
When I woke up, I think I might have had a minor stroke. I had weakness on one side, my vision was fucked up. In retrospect I probably should have sought medical attention, but I was so fucking tired that my impulse was to sleep it off. I was pretty much fine a day later. My vision still had a bit of weirdness going on. People's eyes didn't look right for a few more days.
I've been told that my failure to seek medical attention probably wouldn't have mattered much. I guess they can't really do stroke intervention meds if they don't know when a stroke started. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:28 AM Author: The Penis It's neither of those things. It's dreampop or janglepop. Not shoegaze or twee indie pop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49976618) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) You're nuts. Blue Rev is fucking amazing. Can't even pick my favorite track off it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968252) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:50 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) *takes earnest notes while I discover this gorgeous band* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968262) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Frutiger Aero get in line tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968207) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968210) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968233) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968234) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:48 PM Author: rape ape (hatp) Where's butt cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968389) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968390) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 5:15 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49968595) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Frutiger Aero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAn3JdtSrnY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970189) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) @mayalucas9529 10 years ago this band sounds like summer and love and happiness |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970346) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970398) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:02 PM Author: rape ape (hatp) Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970396) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:02 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970397) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Born to Die whoa great moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970400) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:08 PM Author: rape ape (hatp) Thanks kid. *revs motorcycle arrogantly* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49970411) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:49 AM Author: rape ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877965&forum_id=2",#49972856) |