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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
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  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
magenta bearded boistinker
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
magenta bearded boistinker
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
magenta bearded boistinker
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
magenta bearded boistinker
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
green locale sex offender
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945345)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: magenta bearded boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: pale electric furnace foreskin

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy contagious new version party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dun Boyish Azn

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: green locale sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Trip Insecure Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: drunken multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Pink hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: cobalt nowag haunted graveyard

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Indecent Home

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: green locale sex offender

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Submissive Bbw Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: green locale sex offender

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy contagious new version party of the first part

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: green locale sex offender

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Comical startled famous landscape painting gas station

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: carnelian senate private investor

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: iridescent hospital

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: drunken multi-colored abode

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: cobalt nowag haunted graveyard

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Purple exhilarant doctorate shitlib

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: drunken multi-colored abode

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Indecent Home

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: pale electric furnace foreskin

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone plaza son of senegal

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Big-titted Shaky University Yarmulke

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy contagious new version party of the first part

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: racy public bath gay wizard

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: histrionic heaven puppy

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: titillating buck-toothed lettuce half-breed

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: histrionic heaven puppy

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: titillating buck-toothed lettuce half-breed

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Maroon office

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic heaven puppy

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: thriller citrine ratface theater

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: pale electric furnace foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone plaza son of senegal

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy fanboi

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy fanboi

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy fanboi

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: odious fighting point

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Dashing Domesticated Base

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: passionate bat shit crazy fanboi

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Supple Nibblets

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Medicated cerebral sneaky criminal

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: cobalt nowag haunted graveyard

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy contagious new version party of the first part

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: charismatic cocky water buffalo

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899877)