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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Crystalline hissy fit stage
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Crystalline hissy fit stage
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Crystalline hissy fit stage
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Crystalline hissy fit stage
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Crystalline hissy fit stage
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Crystalline hissy fit stage
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
dull area pozpig
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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cyan odious jap
  05/22/26
His moniker?
slate gay wizard sound barrier
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Colt
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria
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wine hideous theatre
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crimson volcanic crater church building
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house-broken arrogant indirect expression friendly grandma
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Disco Fries
nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Offensive Circlehead Set
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria
  05/22/26
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slap-happy locus immigrant
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cyan odious jap
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Supple misunderstood scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Charcoal passionate office
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
greedy vermilion stag film
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
crimson volcanic crater church building
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Gay Well-lubricated Hominid School
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
crimson volcanic crater church building
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Offensive Circlehead Set
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
dull area pozpig
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chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
smoky selfie
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chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
multi-colored sienna feces abode
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
cyan odious jap
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mods
Ultramarine dog poop
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Spruce state legal warrant
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
trip corn cake
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Spruce state legal warrant
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Amazing 🐶
trip corn cake
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
cerebral address
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Spruce state legal warrant
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Lavender insane business firm
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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lol
dull area pozpig
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
smoky selfie
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Very tactful digit ratio
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Very tactful digit ratio
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Link?
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Very tactful digit ratio
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Vigorous electric furnace
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Pungent appetizing dilemma
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They have a pretty sick IG
chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Very tactful digit ratio
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Jade talented lodge degenerate
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Killself seems appropriate
Infuriating chapel laser beams
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
cyan odious jap
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Crystalline hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: dull area pozpig

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cyan odious jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: slate gay wizard sound barrier

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: wine hideous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: crimson volcanic crater church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: house-broken arrogant indirect expression friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Offensive Circlehead Set

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: slap-happy locus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cyan odious jap

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready boyish school cafeteria

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Supple misunderstood scourge upon the earth

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Charcoal passionate office

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: greedy vermilion stag film

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: crimson volcanic crater church building

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Gay Well-lubricated Hominid School

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: crimson volcanic crater church building

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Offensive Circlehead Set

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: dull area pozpig

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: smoky selfie

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: multi-colored sienna feces abode

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cyan odious jap

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine dog poop

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Spruce state legal warrant

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: trip corn cake

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Spruce state legal warrant

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: trip corn cake

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: cerebral address

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Spruce state legal warrant

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Lavender insane business firm

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: dull area pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: smoky selfie

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Very tactful digit ratio

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Very tactful digit ratio

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Very tactful digit ratio

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Pungent appetizing dilemma

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Very tactful digit ratio

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Jade talented lodge degenerate

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Infuriating chapel laser beams

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: chartreuse massive public bath idea he suggested

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: nighttime swashbuckling turdskin associate

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cyan odious jap

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: deranged cobalt gas station

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899877)