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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Curious tanning salon
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Curious tanning salon
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Curious tanning salon
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Curious tanning salon
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Curious tanning salon
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Curious tanning salon
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
mint orchestra pit pisswyrm
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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Abnormal Ocher Space
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His moniker?
Stirring chapel
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Colt
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180 jew ladyboy
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Disco Fries
Olive piazza
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
motley pistol
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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dead internal respiration
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
pearly meetinghouse regret
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Abnormal Ocher Space
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
pearly meetinghouse regret
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
duck-like scarlet kitchen
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Salmon heady church building
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Rose Dog Poop
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Olive piazza
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
House-broken stead
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Rose Dog Poop
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
motley pistol
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
mint orchestra pit pisswyrm
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razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Red Adventurous Chad
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razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Aggressive school cafeteria
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Abnormal Ocher Space
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mods
crimson beady-eyed pit haunted graveyard
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Electric Ticket Booth
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
mentally impaired step-uncle's house
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Electric Ticket Booth
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Electric Ticket Booth
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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lol
mint orchestra pit pisswyrm
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Red Adventurous Chad
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate
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Link?
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
razzle-dazzle spruce station incel
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Ruddy Messiness
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Killself seems appropriate
talking generalized bond
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Twisted dun lodge candlestick maker
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Olive piazza
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Abnormal Ocher Space
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Curious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit pisswyrm

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Abnormal Ocher Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stirring chapel

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Stubborn Chest-beating Pozpig Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Rose Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: 180 jew ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Olive piazza

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: motley pistol

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse regret

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: dead internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse regret

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Abnormal Ocher Space

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse regret

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: duck-like scarlet kitchen

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon heady church building

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: startled casino blood rage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Rose Dog Poop

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Olive piazza

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: House-broken stead

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Rose Dog Poop

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: motley pistol

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit pisswyrm

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Red Adventurous Chad

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Aggressive school cafeteria

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Abnormal Ocher Space

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: crimson beady-eyed pit haunted graveyard

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Electric Ticket Booth

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired step-uncle's house

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Electric Ticket Booth

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mentally impaired step-uncle's house

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring coffee pot

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Electric Ticket Booth

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: carmine hall factory reset button

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: mint orchestra pit pisswyrm

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Red Adventurous Chad

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: dashing maize state

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: hot theater stage cumskin

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: emerald useless faggot firefighter doctorate

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Ruddy Messiness

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: talking generalized bond

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Twisted dun lodge candlestick maker

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce station incel

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Olive piazza

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Abnormal Ocher Space

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Onyx Passionate Business Firm Half-breed

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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