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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Pit Mood

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: ruby garrison circlehead



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: flesh multi-colored market

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: contagious thirsty bbw really tough guy

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Umber Toilet Seat

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Umber Toilet Seat

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Dashing nursing home mental disorder



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy resort



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Crystalline exhilarant karate parlor

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Green dingle berry

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful mad-dog skullcap theater stage

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cerebral sable hissy fit institution

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Green dingle berry

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cyan aphrodisiac foreskin house

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: ruby garrison circlehead



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Carnelian galvanic dilemma regret

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Electric Roast Beef Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: overrated spectacular partner bawdyhouse

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: overrated spectacular partner bawdyhouse

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: overrated spectacular partner bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: overrated spectacular partner bawdyhouse

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: disgusting charismatic crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49653001)