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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine
  02/22/12
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titillating hot partner clown
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Hairless becky
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Boyish chapel philosopher-king
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Offensive pervert
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Offensive pervert
  02/22/12
u jelly
beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Olive market
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Hairless becky
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Idiotic church
  02/23/12
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Hairless becky
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
azure unhinged corner
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Aromatic henna church building patrolman
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Hairless becky
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
internet-worthy crackhouse telephone
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Hairless becky
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine
  02/23/12
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Hairless becky
  02/24/17
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Aqua glittery principal's office azn
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Sienna Appetizing Hall Ceo
  02/25/12
cr
Contagious rehab personal credit line
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
multi-colored startled house pocket flask
  02/12/13
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Hairless becky
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Swashbuckling school cafeteria
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Hairless becky
  10/26/12
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Bright insecure private investor
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
frisky pisswyrm set
  11/20/12
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costumed mind-boggling mental disorder ticket booth
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
costumed mind-boggling mental disorder ticket booth
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Aromatic henna church building patrolman
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Contagious rehab personal credit line
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
frisky pisswyrm set
  01/19/13
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Hairless becky
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
outnumbered headpube bawdyhouse
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
chartreuse apoplectic site sandwich
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Razzmatazz Pearly Karate
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coiffed provocative area persian
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violent topaz double fault
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
multi-colored startled house pocket flask
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: titillating hot partner clown



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Hairless becky

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Boyish chapel philosopher-king

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Offensive pervert

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Offensive pervert

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed purple cuck boltzmann

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Olive market

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Hairless becky



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Idiotic church

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Hairless becky



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: azure unhinged corner

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic henna church building patrolman

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Hairless becky

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy crackhouse telephone

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Hairless becky

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Hairless becky



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Aqua glittery principal's office azn



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Sienna Appetizing Hall Ceo

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Contagious rehab personal credit line

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: multi-colored startled house pocket flask

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Hairless becky



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling school cafeteria

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Hairless becky

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Bright insecure private investor



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Cowardly shivering cuckoldry shrine

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: frisky pisswyrm set

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: costumed mind-boggling mental disorder ticket booth



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: costumed mind-boggling mental disorder ticket booth

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Aromatic henna church building patrolman

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious rehab personal credit line

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: frisky pisswyrm set

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Hairless becky



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: outnumbered headpube bawdyhouse

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: chartreuse apoplectic site sandwich

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Contagious rehab personal credit line

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: frisky pisswyrm set



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pearly Karate



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: coiffed provocative area persian



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: violent topaz double fault



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: multi-colored startled house pocket flask

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2",#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Infuriating hairraiser dragon institution

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: violent topaz double fault



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle salmon temple



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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