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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: bespoke private investor



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Magenta spectacular elastic band puppy



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Doobsian irate hominid library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: elite french chef



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Talented Demanding Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Navy Hell

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Navy Hell

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant giraffe

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Galvanic coffee pot theater

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: bespoke private investor

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: bespoke private investor

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Balding Pit Toaster



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: frum curious karate legal warrant



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: charismatic space

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: judgmental foreskin

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: very tactful chapel ratface

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: carnelian alcoholic lay

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Author: Crystalline School Windowlicker

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: angry center multi-billionaire

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: grizzly heady whorehouse azn

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Associate Range

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Emerald athletic conference voyeur

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: mahogany razzmatazz idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: angry center multi-billionaire



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: irradiated feces

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: pearl hall

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: concupiscible temple

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: lilac appetizing sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: crimson tanning salon mother

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: bespoke private investor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Boyish piazza newt

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: shivering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: glittery soggy double fault pisswyrm

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: godawful bateful address mediation

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: mustard exciting chad

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: ivory gunner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: white blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: excitant domesticated university trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Jade digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Bull headed charcoal old irish cottage clown

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: mustard exciting chad

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: judgmental foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: dashing orchid corner haunted graveyard

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: fluffy parlour

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: thriller indian lodge

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: mustard exciting chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous deranged trump supporter affirmative action

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Hot Racy Plaza People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Zippy Half-breed Immigrant

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: 180 Dark Gaming Laptop Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Walnut Vibrant Garrison Milk

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse school cafeteria

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: bespoke private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Citrine sadistic indirect expression

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: pearly abnormal faggotry gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Submissive awkward main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: contagious gay locus striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Red native regret

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: contagious gay locus striped hyena

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: laughsome canary skinny woman

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Titillating business firm

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: dashing orchid corner haunted graveyard

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: angry center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: floppy masturbator

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Odious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: trip unholy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Vermilion Kitty Cat Generalized Bond

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Provocative self-absorbed genital piercing heaven

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deer antler marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative self-absorbed genital piercing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Crystalline School Windowlicker

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Marvelous mildly autistic round eye spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: angry center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: impressive boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: cerebral haunting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: cerebral haunting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: cerebral haunting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Histrionic violet hissy fit halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: multi-colored location sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Beta aromatic headpube personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Beta aromatic headpube personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Swollen vivacious electric furnace circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: grizzly heady whorehouse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: shivering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: aqua narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Razzle Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Submissive awkward main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Supple purple station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: sticky lascivious brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Arrogant love of her life keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: judgmental foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Arrogant love of her life keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Idiotic Corn Cake Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold menage



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: arousing philosopher-king area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold menage



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired fragrant patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy carmine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Comical institution

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Sick Stage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Free-loading rambunctious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Arrogant love of her life keepsake machete



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: impertinent low-t state turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: passionate geriatric prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Idiotic Corn Cake Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: smoky site



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948355)