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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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motley vermilion philosopher-king
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
adventurous stage
  06/25/12
...
Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard
  06/25/12
Jesus
insanely creepy vibrant jap theatre
  06/25/12
literally rofling
blue macaca
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Ebony submissive theater national security agency
  08/02/12
crying
laughsome plaza
  08/29/12
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Cerebral pit
  02/22/13
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  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  06/27/14
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  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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silver appetizing queen of the night lodge
  07/11/19
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Slap-happy parlor
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
French titillating spot
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
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Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard
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adventurous stage
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Concupiscible love of her life persian
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
aromatic codepig meetinghouse
  08/02/12
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nubile house
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
mind-boggling burgundy church
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Soggy chrome candlestick maker location
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard
  06/25/12
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drab ratface
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
aromatic codepig meetinghouse
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Khaki excitant goyim doctorate
  08/21/13
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Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
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Lake Windowlicker Parlour
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
dun hissy fit
  06/25/12
...
nubile house
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Sickened genital piercing pocket flask
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Boistinker
  06/25/12
...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  06/26/12
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nubile house
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
swashbuckling pea-brained market headpube
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
up-to-no-good grizzly piazza
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
boyish violet hospital digit ratio
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  08/02/12
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Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Ebony submissive theater national security agency
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
aromatic codepig meetinghouse
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
aromatic codepig meetinghouse
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
aromatic codepig meetinghouse
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
boyish violet hospital digit ratio
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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bright deranged liquid oxygen death wish
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Duck-like Police Squad Rigor
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib
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aromatic codepig meetinghouse
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nubile house
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Khaki excitant goyim doctorate
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Apoplectic Library Quadroon
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Khaki excitant goyim doctorate
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
floppy red state
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180
nubile house
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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the man is a champion.
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where did he go
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frum tanning salon

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: motley vermilion philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: adventurous stage

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy vibrant jap theatre

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: blue macaca

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Ebony submissive theater national security agency

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: laughsome plaza

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Cerebral pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Navy very tactful casino

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: geriatric field puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: jade stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Cobalt wonderful space place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Cobalt wonderful space place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: silver appetizing queen of the night lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: French titillating spot

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible love of her life persian

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling burgundy church

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Soggy chrome candlestick maker location

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: drab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Partner Haunted Graveyard

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Khaki excitant goyim doctorate

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Lake Windowlicker Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: dun hissy fit

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Sickened genital piercing pocket flask

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Boistinker

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling pea-brained market headpube

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good grizzly piazza

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: boyish violet hospital digit ratio

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Ebony submissive theater national security agency

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: bright deranged liquid oxygen death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Bisexual Diverse Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: boyish violet hospital digit ratio

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: coiffed electric furnace

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: bright deranged liquid oxygen death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Irradiated mental disorder

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: bright deranged liquid oxygen death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Duck-like Police Squad Rigor

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Khaki excitant goyim doctorate

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring shitlib

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library Quadroon

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Khaki excitant goyim doctorate

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: floppy red state

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: nubile house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: nubile house

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: nubile house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Crusty orchestra pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle feces

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic Library Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded citrine corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded citrine corner

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Carmine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Disturbing chestnut dopamine milk

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: contagious snowy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: bipolar talented heaven

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Pungent costumed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: bateful ruddy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: heady topaz sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Tantric Brunch

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: learning disabled pozpig

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: contagious snowy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: aromatic codepig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: contagious snowy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: histrionic buff useless brakes abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling pea-brained market headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Indigo university

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: dead supple senate famous landscape painting

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: domesticated institution blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling pea-brained market headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: multi-colored tan ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: azure step-uncle's house

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Sapphire exciting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Flirting ocher base trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Trip hot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Fragrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964828)