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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Autistic bawdyhouse
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
effete odious psychic
  07/09/12
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copper fragrant principal's office dragon
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
cyan floppy internal respiration
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
cyan floppy internal respiration
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
cyan floppy internal respiration
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
brilliant costumed theater
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
brilliant costumed theater
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
low-t spot
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
low-t spot
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
low-t spot
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Impertinent spectacular church building
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Navy Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Sickened Charismatic Garrison Therapy
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Stirring alpha whorehouse
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Passionate jade people who are hurt
  07/09/12
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copper fragrant principal's office dragon
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
cyan floppy internal respiration
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
stfu
Passionate jade people who are hurt
  07/09/12
180
citrine arousing legend electric furnace
  07/09/12
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House-broken buck-toothed ape patrolman
  07/13/12
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insane very tactful mental disorder chapel
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
magenta piazza pervert
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Wine rigpig masturbator
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
magenta piazza pervert
  07/09/12
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topaz lodge
  07/04/19
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copper fragrant principal's office dragon
  07/13/12
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topaz lodge
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Brindle stage
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
galvanic buff sound barrier factory reset button
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Mind-boggling transparent private investor hominid
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
galvanic buff sound barrier factory reset button
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
chartreuse provocative pit
  03/04/25
lol kike
insane very tactful mental disorder chapel
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
insecure water buffalo locus
  07/04/19
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spruce institution
  08/10/22
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marvelous mahogany casino
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Self-absorbed talking corner
  07/24/24
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swashbuckling twisted juggernaut sandwich
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Thriller Jap
  09/22/24
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chartreuse provocative pit
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
white set clown
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Autistic bawdyhouse

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: effete odious psychic

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: copper fragrant principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: cyan floppy internal respiration

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: cyan floppy internal respiration

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: cyan floppy internal respiration

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: brilliant costumed theater

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: brilliant costumed theater

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: low-t spot

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: low-t spot

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: low-t spot

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Impertinent spectacular church building

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Navy Cruise Ship

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Sickened Charismatic Garrison Therapy

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring alpha whorehouse

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Passionate jade people who are hurt

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: copper fragrant principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: cyan floppy internal respiration

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Passionate jade people who are hurt

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: citrine arousing legend electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: House-broken buck-toothed ape patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: insane very tactful mental disorder chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: magenta piazza pervert

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Wine rigpig masturbator

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: magenta piazza pervert

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: topaz lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: copper fragrant principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: topaz lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Brindle stage

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: galvanic buff sound barrier factory reset button

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling transparent private investor hominid

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: galvanic buff sound barrier factory reset button

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative pit

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: insane very tactful mental disorder chapel

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: insecure water buffalo locus

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: spruce institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: marvelous mahogany casino



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed talking corner

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling twisted juggernaut sandwich



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Thriller Jap

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative pit



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: white set clown

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2",#49721526)