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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
tell me
Pearl antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
lol tyft
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
alcoholic gunner
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
provocative spot
  12/28/13
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  05/12/15
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  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bearded pisswyrm
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
French medicated box office
  08/14/13
lmao
Pearl antidepressant drug
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bearded pisswyrm
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
rofl
Pearl antidepressant drug
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180
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  08/14/13
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
French medicated box office
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression
  08/14/13
best of thread
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
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outnumbered dilemma boltzmann
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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  08/14/13
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maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
know-it-all range
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
French medicated box office
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Pearl antidepressant drug
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talented soggy resort
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Sapphire principal's office genital piercing
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
bronze hall tattoo
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
purple cracking becky rigpig
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
brindle ticket booth
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
whatever
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Electric Round Eye
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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  08/14/13
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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180
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
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concupiscible generalized bond
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Ruddy school cafeteria
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Ruddy school cafeteria
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
lol tyft
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
thriller amethyst temple wrinkle
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Beady-eyed address
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Stimulating university famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Self-centered well-lubricated main people
  08/14/13
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aqua domesticated haunted graveyard church
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
maniacal titillating pervert
  08/14/13
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Cheese-eating queen of the night mediation
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Bright costumed base
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Rough-skinned sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
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Ruddy school cafeteria
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
Pics?
big legal warrant
  08/14/13
link?
hyperactive snowy stage stock car
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Pearl antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Sepia yapping pocket flask
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Zippy vigorous plaza boiling water
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Milky Rebellious Masturbator Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
slap-happy shrine
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
slap-happy shrine
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
slap-happy shrine
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Nofapping maroon circlehead
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Opaque Police Squad Tank
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
slap-happy shrine
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Bull headed persian
  08/14/13
Underrated
aqua domesticated haunted graveyard church
  08/15/13
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heady judgmental theater trump supporter
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Opaque Police Squad Tank
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Bull headed persian
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
hairraiser immigrant
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
offensive parlour cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
Gold station fanboi
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
drab marvelous school preventive strike
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Gold station fanboi
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
drab marvelous school preventive strike
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Opaque Police Squad Tank
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Cerise degenerate
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
bronze hall tattoo
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Thirsty Brass Chapel
  08/14/13
180
Pea-brained organic girlfriend toaster
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Gold station fanboi
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
vivacious bearded indian lodge incel
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
slap-happy shrine
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Bull headed persian
  08/15/13
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Milky Rebellious Masturbator Coffee Pot
  08/17/13
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  09/11/13
Lmao
Laughsome low-t hairy legs gaping
  06/07/17
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Drunken Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
multi-colored chartreuse parlor juggernaut
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Primrose Mental Disorder
  08/14/13
lol
slap-happy shrine
  08/14/13
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idiotic kitchen filthpig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Doobsian flatulent menage background story
  08/17/13
poignant
Slippery theater stage
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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irradiated umber faggot firefighter mexican
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
ocher forum private investor
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
razzle goal in life sanctuary
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
hairraiser immigrant
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
provocative spot
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
wonderful swollen multi-billionaire center
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
up-to-no-good elastic band
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
180 cumskin
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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  03/10/14
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Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
hilarious patrolman
  05/12/15
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Sticky Avocado Philosopher-king
  01/19/16
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vivacious bearded indian lodge incel
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hyperactive snowy stage stock car
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hyperactive snowy stage stock car
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Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale
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hyperactive snowy stage stock car
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Sticky Avocado Philosopher-king
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wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Red garrison candlestick maker
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
cobalt razzle-dazzle locus mad cow disease
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Red garrison candlestick maker
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filthy area depressive
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Pearl antidepressant drug

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: alcoholic gunner

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: provocative spot

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac carnelian abode



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Dark jewess step-uncle's house

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: heady judgmental theater trump supporter



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: talented soggy resort



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Federal institution quadroon



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Pistol



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: fuchsia spectacular native



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered dilemma boltzmann



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mint Internet-worthy Corner



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Drunken Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: floppy henna lay



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Mint Internet-worthy Corner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: French medicated box office

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Pearl antidepressant drug

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered dilemma boltzmann



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: poppy scourge upon the earth whorehouse

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Pearl antidepressant drug

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: awkward legend rigor

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: turquoise exhilarant field puppy

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Gold station fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: vivacious bearded indian lodge incel



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: heady judgmental theater trump supporter



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: filthy area depressive



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: fuchsia spectacular native



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Drunken Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: French medicated box office

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered dilemma boltzmann



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: outnumbered dilemma boltzmann

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: know-it-all range

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: French medicated box office

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office genital piercing

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Pearl antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: thriller amethyst temple wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Hateful fighting property



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: vivacious bearded indian lodge incel



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: talented soggy resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Sapphire principal's office genital piercing

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: arousing spruce national place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Curious fantasy-prone stead



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy lemon keepsake machete



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: razzle goal in life sanctuary



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: razzle goal in life sanctuary



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: filthy area depressive



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bronze hall tattoo

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dead Dysfunction State

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: purple cracking becky rigpig

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine stirring public bath sound barrier

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: bronze hall tattoo

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating queen of the night mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: brindle ticket booth

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Electric Round Eye

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: thriller amethyst temple wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating charismatic casino indirect expression

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Ruddy school cafeteria

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Ruddy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: useless diverse tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: thriller amethyst temple wrinkle

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed address

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Stimulating university famous landscape painting

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Self-centered well-lubricated main people

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: aqua domesticated haunted graveyard church

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: maniacal titillating pervert

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating queen of the night mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Bright costumed base

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Rough-skinned sneaky criminal

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Ruddy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: big legal warrant

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Pearl antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Sepia yapping pocket flask

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Zippy vigorous plaza boiling water

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Milky Rebellious Masturbator Coffee Pot

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: slap-happy shrine

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: slap-happy shrine

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: slap-happy shrine

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Nofapping maroon circlehead

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Opaque Police Squad Tank

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: slap-happy shrine

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Bull headed persian

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: aqua domesticated haunted graveyard church

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: heady judgmental theater trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Opaque Police Squad Tank

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Bull headed persian

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: hairraiser immigrant

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: offensive parlour cuckoldry

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: drab marvelous school preventive strike

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Gold station fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: drab marvelous school preventive strike

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Gold station fanboi

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: drab marvelous school preventive strike

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Opaque Police Squad Tank

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Cerise degenerate

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: bronze hall tattoo

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Thirsty Brass Chapel

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained organic girlfriend toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Gold station fanboi

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: vivacious bearded indian lodge incel

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Gold station fanboi

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: irradiated umber faggot firefighter mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: sienna lodge liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Bull headed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Milky Rebellious Masturbator Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: ocher forum private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Laughsome low-t hairy legs gaping

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Drunken Soul-stirring Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse parlor juggernaut

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: irradiated umber faggot firefighter mexican

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Primrose Mental Disorder

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slap-happy shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: idiotic kitchen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Contagious double fault space

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: exciting chestnut laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: burgundy community account location

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Doobsian flatulent menage background story

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Slippery theater stage

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: coral nubile reading party theatre

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: irradiated umber faggot firefighter mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: ocher forum private investor

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: razzle goal in life sanctuary

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser immigrant

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: provocative spot

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: wonderful swollen multi-billionaire center

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Tripping crackhouse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good elastic band

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: 180 cumskin

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: gay dashing pit macaca

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: hilarious patrolman

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Sticky Avocado Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious bearded indian lodge incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: lake useless brakes

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Sticky Avocado Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: wine bisexual home fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Red garrison candlestick maker

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle locus mad cow disease

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Red garrison candlestick maker

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: filthy area depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: hyperactive snowy stage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Indigo balding gas station personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: filthy area depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: filthy area depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2",#44198924)