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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
outnumbered space ape
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
k
outnumbered space ape
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
180000000000
Titillating Onyx Immigrant
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Talented thirsty set volcanic crater
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
180
duck-like aquamarine headpube center
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
insanely creepy curious native wagecucks
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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criminally underrated
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Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
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  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 thread.
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probably best thread title of the year
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Lime point filthpig
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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180 thread
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
Heady gas station
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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you on fetlife bro?
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olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
bearded travel guidebook
  08/23/15
of course
olive party of the first part marketing idea
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
bearded travel guidebook
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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why just one?
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  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: outnumbered space ape

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: outnumbered space ape

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible primrose indian lodge

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Irate Passionate Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Poppy swashbuckling brunch nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Massive lettuce

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Citrine cheese-eating cuckold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: white floppy area trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged house coffee pot

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Immigrant

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Talented thirsty set volcanic crater

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: duck-like aquamarine headpube center

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: duck-like aquamarine headpube center

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: duck-like aquamarine headpube center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious native wagecucks

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: vibrant sienna state



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: adventurous shimmering pit fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Irate Passionate Market

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: odious apoplectic foreskin really tough guy



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Excitant Mewling Indirect Expression Halford

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Startling dashing becky

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: duck-like aquamarine headpube center

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: ebony wrinkle



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: erotic cracking idiot



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Balding sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Carmine Psychic

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Grizzly mood genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: bateful station sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: arousing doctorate faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Charismatic university

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Disturbing pistol gunner

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Lime point filthpig

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Lime point filthpig

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: razzle police squad

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Disturbing pistol gunner

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: outnumbered space ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: pea-brained racy library deer antler

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Grizzly mood genital piercing

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: duck-like aquamarine headpube center

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Excitant Mewling Indirect Expression Halford

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Bonkers cyan heaven hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Bonkers cyan heaven hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: arousing doctorate faggotry

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Titillating Onyx Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Citrine cheese-eating cuckold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: saffron temple windowlicker

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Heady gas station

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Heady gas station

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: pink underhanded stock car codepig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Burgundy sinister kitty cat

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Talented thirsty set volcanic crater

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Talented thirsty set volcanic crater

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant menage dopamine

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant menage dopamine

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: bearded travel guidebook

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: emerald hell toilet seat



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Frisky address fat ankles

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Crimson Karate Garrison

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: orchid razzmatazz public bath



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Chocolate startled home



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Trip hall multi-billionaire

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: abnormal well-lubricated resort

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flatulent senate

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: awkward casino jap

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Irate Passionate Market



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse big-titted boiling water



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: orchid razzmatazz public bath



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Electric Jew



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Excitant Mewling Indirect Expression Halford

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: olive party of the first part marketing idea



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: emerald hell toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002879)