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Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
good stuff starts on page 158
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM W...
crawly casino persian
  09/13/14
How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its wo...
talented maroon stage
  09/13/14
bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKr...
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  09/13/14
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passionate haunting set
  09/13/14
and again on one of their conclusion slides: "Olive ...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already kn...
Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse
  09/13/14
LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this rep...
boyish piazza
  09/13/14
(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)
fuchsia trust fund
  09/13/14
(Are Reptile)
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  09/13/14
wow, ur dumb
Walnut balding business firm
  10/10/14
Greed is good
magical site
  09/13/14
180 free verse poetry
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Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pict...
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  09/13/14
180000000000
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  09/13/14
I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You ...
Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse
  09/13/14
Lmao
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  09/13/14
why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discus...
passionate haunting set
  09/13/14
Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide...
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  09/13/14
...
boyish piazza
  09/13/14
as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in ...
passionate haunting set
  09/13/14
Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off mes...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
fixed.
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  09/13/14
180 billion
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(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)
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  09/13/14
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  12/22/19
I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.
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  09/13/14
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  09/14/14
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  12/22/19
HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS
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Tuscan” White Bean Hummus
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  09/13/14
I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coff...
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  09/13/14
These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of th...
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Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages ...
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  09/13/14
(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parenthe...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now...
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  09/13/14
Boomers gonna boom pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensat...
mustard charismatic mexican
  09/13/14
Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track: pg 67...
mustard charismatic mexican
  09/13/14
do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corpor...
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  09/13/14
$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily r...
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bon...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
devastating
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  09/13/14
lol
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BOOMERS GONNA BOOM pg 94 - Management utilizes private a...
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  09/13/14
Breadstick rules pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick p...
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  09/13/14
lol
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Pg 106 same thing with salad.
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pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go ...
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pg 111 - Why do the togo containers need to be dishwasher...
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  09/13/14
lol, 180
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  09/13/14
lmao
Swashbuckling public bath
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This one is the most devastating.
Walnut balding business firm
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pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often bus...
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  09/13/14
Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and s...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an int...
heady corner
  09/13/14
darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because yo...
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  09/13/14
...
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  12/22/19
BOOMERS
passionate haunting set
  09/13/14
pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!
mustard charismatic mexican
  09/13/14
honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest...
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  10/10/14
pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials. – In...
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  09/13/14
This one is hilarious.
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  09/13/14
pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Oli...
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pg 145 - 2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casu...
mustard charismatic mexican
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how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?
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pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Ga...
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  09/13/14
False
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rofl SELF CHECKOUT pg 152 - Tablets create a much more e...
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  09/13/14
actually a really good idea
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yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing
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  09/14/14
pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generall...
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  09/13/14
But the POT WARRANTY!
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  09/13/14
LOL.
Clear lay preventive strike
  09/13/14
That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant cari...
Clear lay preventive strike
  09/13/14
Did this get fixed?
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  12/18/15
pg 166 - Before Olive Garden used to offer dishes suc...
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  09/13/14
ROFL at Tuscan Humus
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I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when...
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  09/13/14
pg 175 - Olive Garden’s Yelp reviews are low in middle...
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  09/13/14
this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge fu...
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  09/13/14
CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and th...
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  09/13/14
It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will s...
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  10/10/14
You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone...
cyan twinkling uncleanness
  09/13/14
Everyone in finance is evil bro
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  06/23/15
uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco...
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  09/13/14
scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviousl...
electric national
  09/13/14
if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there abo...
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  09/13/14
To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is a...
electric national
  09/13/14
soup is very important to me.
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This is a high quality thread
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homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to...
electric national
  09/13/14
I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG...
mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate
  09/13/14
(not thomas keller)
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  09/13/14
hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR
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  10/10/14
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dashing avocado field juggernaut
  06/23/15
olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food...
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  09/13/14
Why is it bad they own their real estate?
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively th...
Walnut balding business firm
  09/13/14
But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain a...
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
In practice, no. Commercial leases for something like tha...
Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin
  09/13/14
heres the real answer these idiots dont understand its &q...
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  09/14/14
good poast
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  12/23/19
This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. ...
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  09/13/14
As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contr...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
" Majority of non-critical functions are still insource...
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, w...
Azure zombie-like internal respiration
  09/13/14
I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more inter...
Exhilarant Stag Film
  09/13/14
Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an ...
odious narrow-minded parlor
  09/13/14
Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.
mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate
  09/13/14
The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're...
Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin
  09/13/14
In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to f...
Azure zombie-like internal respiration
  09/13/14
ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas
Walnut balding business firm
  09/13/14
Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my m...
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  09/13/14
Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece" http:/...
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  09/13/14
http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg
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lulz
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rofl
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180
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i'm dying
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180
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http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg Who prepares those present...
Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin
  09/13/14
(never been a consultant)
Angry university becky
  09/13/14
Correct.
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  09/13/14
yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" ...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated
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  09/13/14
By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you ca...
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  09/13/14
So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're ...
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  09/13/14
Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more ho...
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  09/13/14
The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing. ...
umber deer antler trump supporter
  09/13/14
(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)
Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker
  09/13/14
Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboar...
umber deer antler trump supporter
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Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summer...
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a damning indictment.
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i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots"...
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  09/13/14
this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should...
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  09/13/14
This dude that had a very bad day yesterday http://www.d...
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  09/13/14
What does he make per year?
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  09/13/14
this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "...
heady corner
  09/13/14
the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable
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  09/13/14
Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns. "T...
Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin
  09/13/14
hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases n...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.
khaki roast beef hunting ground
  09/13/14
yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purch...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/13/14
Nothing wrong with MSG. Stop living in 1980.
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  09/14/14
fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want t...
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  09/13/14
I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks ...
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  09/13/14
Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff i...
mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate
  09/13/14
huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constant...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/14/14
We're talking about Olive Garden bro.
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  09/13/14
even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep...
brindle church weed whacker
  09/14/14
they're right about menu-size. the fact that management coul...
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"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served tod...
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Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.
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  09/14/14
"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers be...
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"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"...
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  09/14/14
*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the wate...
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  09/14/14
"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it ...
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  10/10/14
PWN PWN PWN these guys now control Olive Garden
Mauve Provocative Psychic
  10/10/14
I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fu...
green keepsake machete
  10/10/14
well that's all turning around now
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  10/10/14
Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cock...
green keepsake machete
  10/10/14
it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves f...
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  10/10/14
Meh.
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lol
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I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage bec...
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  10/10/14
when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their t...
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  10/10/14
...
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  10/10/14
Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof http://money....
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  06/23/15
Hedge funds are evil bro
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  06/23/15
And the company is now doing even more with its popular brea...
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  06/23/15
They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch t...
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  02/03/16
Stock is up HUGE since this
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thisx2
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Salt in the pot lifts the stock!
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Update?
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stock still up huge
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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Transforming-Darden.pdf

holy shit, they really tear Olive Garden a new one here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320597)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

good stuff starts on page 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320600)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: crawly casino persian

JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM WIKIPEDIA.

Some analyst there definitely poasts. Or would have in xo glory days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320603)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: talented maroon stage

How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its workers one extra dollar per hour than needed... that is ARE money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320604)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they talk extensively about the need to make the breadsticks BETTER

EDIT: slide 165 is all about the breadsticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320605)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: french aquamarine coffee pot hell

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKro/X3vKzmn84mc/s1600/photo-1.JPG grow it big, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320607)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: passionate haunting set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320612)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

and again on one of their conclusion slides:

"Olive Garden’s breadsticks are part of the brand equity, as they come

to every

table. The breadsticks

need to be of the

highest quality,

with

a better

taste and

a firmer

texture, and each

table must

receive

hot

breadsticks."

these hedge fund bros are on our side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320609)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse

Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: boyish piazza

LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this report. You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320618)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: fuchsia trust fund

(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320888)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

(Are Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322189)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

wow, ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492298)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: magical site

Greed is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320802)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: insecure submissive bawdyhouse personal credit line

180 free verse poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320825)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pictures of Olive Garden dishes at several different locations to show how OG sucks at execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320608)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:47 AM
Author: boyish piazza

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320623)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse

I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You cant do a chicken lasagna cause chicken gets too dry so you put the chicken on top. Its genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320610)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: chestnut pistol

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320816)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: passionate haunting set

why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discussion of darden's report.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320614)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide deck. I am almost ready to quit my job and volunteer to be a manager at my local Olive Garden so that I can help these investors implement their vision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320620)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:48 AM
Author: boyish piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320625)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: passionate haunting set

as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in my mind's eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320630)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320717)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: passionate haunting set

fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320830)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: Lake home cuckoldry

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320687)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320809)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Lavender mildly autistic background story abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320974)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321118)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321200)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: dull electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#30156659)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39310534)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322191)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26326075)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#37056293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39310536)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:57 AM
Author: Hairless Gas Station Nowag

HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320637)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322160)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Frum Ruby Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#47679524)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: passionate haunting set

Tuscan” White Bean Hummus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coffee and beer and prepping for CFB. I will post my highlights in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320813)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of the Red Lobster (the "Red Lobster Sale")

pg 11 - Even after the sale of Red Lobster (the “Red Lobster Sale”), Darden still has the largest real estate portfolio in the casual dining industry, owning both the land and buildings on nearly 600 stores and the buildings on another 670.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320815)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: insecure submissive bawdyhouse personal credit line

Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320829)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parentheticals over substance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320833)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now am FOR them again bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320837)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

Boomers gonna boom

pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensation on companies 4-6x its size that

aren’t even in Darden’s industry, like VF Corporation, Hilton Hotels, General Mills, and Hershey, or quick-service restaurant

companies more than 15x its size like McDonald’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320834)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:37 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track:

pg 67 - Darden GMs:

$60,000 - $80,000 (per Darden

management)

Currently, Darden pays 15% - 25% of

total compensation as bonus

Best-in-class peers

$70,000 - $100,000

With a goal of promoting incentive

alignment within the organization,

best-in-class pay 30% - 40% of total

compensation as bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320848)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corporate restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321331)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily replenished supply of young, fresh waitress pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321358)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bonus (basically impossible)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321370)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321388)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321410)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: flesh impertinent state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321416)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: dull electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#30156663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39310538)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

BOOMERS GONNA BOOM

pg 94 - Management utilizes private aircraft for most travel needs, even when it is more cost efficient and

reasonably convenient to fly commercial (one of the incumbent Board nominees sells private

aircraft services to Darden).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320867)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

Breadstick rules

pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick per guest plus one

breadstick for the table. For example, if you had 4

guests, 5 breadsticks were served.

The same rule exists as 10 years ago, but restaurants

lack training and discipline to deliver. Now, servers

will bring an excess of breadsticks significantly

outnumbering the number of guests.

Darden management readily admits that after

sitting just 7 minutes, the breadsticks deteriorate

in quality.

Olive Garden uses 675 million – 700 million

breadsticks a year across all their restaurants (average

of 3 per customer). The average customer does not

consume 3 breadsticks, leading to massive

unnecessary waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320881)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly volcanic crater sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321053)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

Pg 106 same thing with salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321088)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go container is the “Cadillac”

container of the industry.

To-Go bags are

made with high-end

materials adding

25-30% cost above

competitors’ To-Go

bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320886)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 111 - Why do the togo

containers

need to be

dishwasher

safe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320889)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321091)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322172)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

This one is the most devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often busy on Friday or Saturday nights, sometimes with false waits of

up to 90 minutes, but if a store is already at its labor hour cap, Darden’s corporate policies encourage GMs to turn

away hungry customers rather than staff additional servers during peak hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320904)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320916)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and shows these idiots are clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321342)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: heady corner

the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an interesting comment if you would expand on your objection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321511)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because you're worried about staffing or running some employees into overtime. Understaffing is both short-sighted and false economy. If you are perpetually at your breaking point with servers and cooks (meaning you just barely have enough staff to handle the amount of orders) you will never grow your business. More importantly, standards will start to drop and people will get bad service or shit food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39310545)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: passionate haunting set

BOOMERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321640)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320910)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest marketing tool on your prole customers iphones you're incompetent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492307)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials.

– Innovation and use of technology must improve to

keep up with current industry trends.

Darden did not even own the ad space on Google for Olive Garden

until recently. When we searched “olive garden” in May 2014, the

first sponsored link was for Carrabba’s!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320921)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: Clear lay preventive strike

This one is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323166)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Olive Garden, while Italian peers average more than twice that (16.5%).

– Several competitors in both the fast casual and casual dining segments have focused more attention on higher

margin adult beverages as they look to expand check average and traffic.

– For example, Chili’s 2013 adult beverage mix totaled 14% (as compared to 12.8% in 2010).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320931)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 145 -

2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casual dining restaurants Bonefish 24% Buffalo Wild Wings 22% Bravo Brio Restaurant Group 18% Maggiano's 17% Carrabba's 16% Applebee's 15% Romano's Macaroni Grill 15% Chili's 14% Cheesecake Factory 13% Joe's Crab Shack 13% Outback Steakhouse 11% Ruby Tuesday 11% Texas Roadhouse 11% LongHorn Steakhouse 10% Olive Garden 8% Red Lobster 8%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320970)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Violet Slimy Genital Piercing

how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184411)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Garden experiences 60-90 minute wait times.(1)

We believe Olive Garden has false waits at these peak times due to execution errors, particularly slow table turns.

 A successful casual dining restaurant can clean a table and set it for the next guest within 1 minute of the previous guest

leaving, but Olive Garden takes 3-5 minutes to turn their tables on average.(2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321062)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Disturbing sinister pisswyrm

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323291)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

rofl SELF CHECKOUT

pg 152 - Tablets create a much more efficient dining experience and can reduce dining times by 5-10 minutes

per table (allows the guest to pay whenever ready instead of waiting for the server).(4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321065)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

actually a really good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321350)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Stirring bronze chapel

yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26330038)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generally overcooked.

– Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty

on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to

guests.

– We believe this results in a mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors’ quality despite similar cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321068)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

But the POT WARRANTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321493)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Clear lay preventive strike

LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323181)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Clear lay preventive strike

That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant caring more about the pot warranty over the quality of pasta. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK is a pot warranty. Fuck the warranty, use the pots until they fail and then buy new pots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323185)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Did this get fixed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#29406971)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 166 -

Before

Olive Garden used to offer dishes such as:

Pork Filettino (a tender grilled tenderloin

served with roasted vegetables)

Lobster Spaghetti (had a marvelous flavor

and was loved by guests)

Tortellini Fizzano (authentic pasta dish from

Olive Garden’s Riserva di Fizzano restaurant

located in an 11th century village in Italy)

Now

Fried Lasagna Fritta?

“Tuscan” White Bean Hummus?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321072)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

ROFL at Tuscan Humus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Ocher rehab

I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when they removed it. Fucking shady bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321319)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

pg 175 -

Olive Garden’s

Yelp reviews are

low in middle

America, which

represents their

core customer

base.

Olive Garden national average 3.03

Peer national average 3.27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321078)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: electric national

this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320844)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and thankfully our system creates incentives for sophisticated, knowledgeable, and experienced experts to rectify that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320936)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will still use and rely on throughout my professional career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492320)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: cyan twinkling uncleanness

You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone alert the public union membership newsletters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26320983)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: dashing avocado field juggernaut

Everyone in finance is evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184400)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: khaki roast beef hunting ground

uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco soup instead of home made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321016)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: electric national

scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviously highly concerned about quality. they think outsourcing soup would improve quality while reducing costs. they aren't simply trying to cut costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321039)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: khaki roast beef hunting ground

if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there about improving quality. cost cutting is the only motive for serving sysco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321077)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: electric national

To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is appropriate to outsource some items to

a high quality producer who will be able to manufacture recipes and distribute the product (e.g. a perfect “Quality up, cost down” opportunity is with the

soups)

i don't see why you are focusing on the soups either. there is plenty of other stuff in there about improving quality that has nothing to do with outsourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321103)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: khaki roast beef hunting ground

soup is very important to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321114)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321127)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Cracking Thirsty Spot Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321145)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321191)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321192)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: flesh impertinent state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321377)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321379)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322184)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: self-centered temple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322186)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: Clear lay preventive strike

This is a high quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323202)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26326624)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: flesh impertinent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26329311)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#27575284)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Geriatric Senate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: lemon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28185012)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: dull electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#30156655)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Dun pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#35867596)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Dun pocket flask address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#37068044)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in a restaurant. LOL at bagged, frozen soups being cheaper or higher quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321364)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: electric national

we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to believe a sysco soup would be better than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321395)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you can teach a retarded person how to make a good soup by following a very simple recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321408)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate

You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321542)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Vigorous High-end Useless Brakes Stead

(not thomas keller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321446)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: comical principal's office jewess

hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492364)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: dashing avocado field juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184407)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: hateful contagious step-uncle's house

olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food actually be improved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321048)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

Why is it bad they own their real estate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321071)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively they own some shitty real estate, also selling it unlocks shareholder value and cash to invest in improving chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321139)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain and up your next lease by 50%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321156)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

In practice, no.

Commercial leases for something like that are typically pretty long (10+ years) and they often have renewal options that are pegged on some roughly objective and non-discretionary measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321525)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Garnet voyeur

heres the real answer these idiots dont understand

its "bad" because they don't pay rent, which means their profits per store are higher, and then they point to those high profits as if they're an example of their execution genius. they compare those profits to competitors who lease their stores, and use that to mask the fact that they actually have restaurants that significantly underperform the competition by a fucking longshot.

its basically like your friend who lives rent-free in his moms basement telling girls he's a better catch than you because he's able to afford a 5 series lease with all his free cash flow while you're stuck paying a mortgage/rent like a god damn loser

also its just not tax/economically efficient to own the real estate, because REITs have big tax advantages that makes, all else equal, a parcel of real estate held in a RIET simply worth more than a parcel of real estate held by anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26329664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: curious french chef goal in life

good poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39311435)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Azure zombie-like internal respiration

This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. I could not be bothered to give two shits about detecting or solving any of these problems. Just do work 75 hours a week for a year to work on increasing breadstick efficiency by 7% and improving food presentation quality by 4% at some worthless restaurant chain. Then go home and shoot self in head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321087)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contracts for typos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321129)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

" Majority of non-critical functions are still insourced

– AP / AR, customer service, IT service, low level

legal tasks"

Page 95 inhouse shitlaw ripped in lengthy screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321134)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Azure zombie-like internal respiration

I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, which may make me a rare entity in this profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more interesting and meaningful than what lawyers do. But its good that you like your job: the world is a better place if people are engaged in their work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321308)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded parlor

Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an elaborate puzzle and kind of fun in a weird way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321409)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate

Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321523)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're talking about efficiency improvements related to breadsticks, vaccines, cattle, office buildings, or orphans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321540)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Azure zombie-like internal respiration

In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to frame an argument, use precedents to my advantage, paint a convincing picture with words that convinces the judge to PWN the other side and that accomplishes something morally worthwhile and maybe even stands as a useful precedent for future cases.

If you're working on maximizing breadstick efficiency, the best case scenario is that middle class proles get fatter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321652)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321116)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: glittery chad garrison

Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my miserable college year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321528)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Angry university becky

Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece"

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321329)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: galvanic flatulent shrine

http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321359)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Angry university becky

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321369)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321382)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: flesh impertinent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321394)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321496)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321547)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Underhanded toaster mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321573)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: adulterous property sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321579)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: passionate haunting set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321665)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Vengeful smoky depressive fortuitous meteor

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321776)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: french aquamarine coffee pot hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322173)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: self-centered temple corn cake

160230509841289042309806096390213939596223

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26323237)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325117)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26326625)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Geriatric Senate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184405)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: silver locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184869)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: mustard charismatic mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28185015)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#37056303)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg

Who prepares those presentations?

It's pure shit.

It's terribly written. It's terribly designed. It's almost like it was created to not be read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321461)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Angry university becky

(never been a consultant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321483)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321561)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" done in powerpoint or were these slides printed and given to everyone in a binder? If the former, it must have taken 13 hours.

Also, how did this get leaked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321498)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: umber deer antler trump supporter

It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321507)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Angry university becky

By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you can shut up the naysaying fuck that lives in every conference room. It's part intimidation and part showing you did your homework

Leave the single word on a dark screen for Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321516)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're going for the clumsy wall of text effect, they've succeeded.

It seems to me that what they've really done is done one thing poorly instead of doing two things well. Why not have a PowerPoint presentation that isn't shit and an accompanying clean report that you can actually read?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321581)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Angry university becky

Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more hours to burn to create the report AND a nice, stylized summary presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: umber deer antler trump supporter

The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing.

As for the people in this thread think that they are charging Darden a fee for any of this - you have the wrong idea, they own a significant amount of the shares in the company and only benefit when the share price goes up or earnings improve, which translates into a substantial dividend increase.

The actual huge deal for investors is that the company is going to do a REIT spinco for Darden's owned/leased real estate which will create substantial tax savings and increase investor yield.

The CEO who ran Darden before was an entrenched idiot who blew a ton of money and almost destroyed the franchise, glad he got ousted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321480)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Titillating primrose philosopher-king windowlicker

(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321520)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: umber deer antler trump supporter

Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboard has helped make me personally and our fund some money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321531)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: gold indian lodge laser beams

Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summers in Monaco.

Us: Saturday poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321529)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic sound barrier

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325742)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: heady corner

i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots" of a franchise that general mills started in florida in the 80's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321539)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should all be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321550)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Angry university becky

This dude that had a very bad day yesterday

http://www.darden.com/pdf/bio/bio_dgeorge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321563)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

What does he make per year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321595)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: heady corner

this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "Big Dave"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321639)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321624)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns.

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot dog buns)."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321632)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases not the finished product so I stand somewhat corrected. (going through the whole thing myself right now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321635)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: khaki roast beef hunting ground

they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purchased but they are not talking about full-on bagged soups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321649)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Nothing wrong with MSG.

Stop living in 1980.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want to drastically reduce prep-related expenses while at the same time improving food quality. Good food requires a lot of prep. Buying in shit in plastic bags reduces prep but is expensive and not fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321644)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Angry university becky

I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks and pasta

Everything else can eat a dick. Most people can't tell the difference anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321669)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: mahogany laughsome sanctuary karate

Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff is at the fucking Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321755)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constantly, especially if they are retards. Point is that increasing food quality is really not possible if you simultaneously want to half the amount of prep necessary. Reducing menu size does help with all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325102)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

We're talking about Olive Garden bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322176)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:48 AM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep to be done, even if it's just managing the inventory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325090)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: brindle church weed whacker

they're right about menu-size. the fact that management couldn't figure this out shows its ineptitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321658)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Vengeful smoky depressive fortuitous meteor

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot

dog buns)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26321778)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26322183)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26324991)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 6:53 AM
Author: Hairless Gas Station Nowag

"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers behind" lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325725)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac apoplectic sound barrier

"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26325737)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Stirring bronze chapel

*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the water used to boil pasta*

Seriously, these guys will fucking make millions for telling the worlds largest italian chain step 1 on wikipedia of how to cook fucking pasta. LJL, fuck this world man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26330148)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to guests."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492288)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Mauve Provocative Psychic

PWN PWN PWN

these guys now control Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: green keepsake machete

I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fun of it. It has actually gone downhill in the last few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492287)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Mauve Provocative Psychic

well that's all turning around now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492293)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: green keepsake machete

Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cocktails and gobble down cheese/carbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492296)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Mauve Provocative Psychic

it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves fresh food and lots of alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: green keepsake machete

Meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492314)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Amethyst fragrant place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28185006)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: Walnut balding business firm

I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage because the wait staff DGAF about carding. They would actually offer me a taste starting when I was 17. I hope the hedge fund keeps this lax approach to alcohol laws for future high schoolers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492327)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: Mauve Provocative Psychic

when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their teenage kids wine all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: vibrant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#26492371)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Violent therapy digit ratio

Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/23/investing/olive-garden-darden-restaurants-earnings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184337)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: dashing avocado field juggernaut

Hedge funds are evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184391)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Violet Slimy Genital Piercing

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

WHAT SAVIOURS OF WESTERN CIVILISATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184461)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: misanthropic indirect expression feces

They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch the breadstick sandwiches. Shitlibs got mad as fuckkkk about it:

http://www.vice.com/read/olive-garden-has-a-food-truck-615

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#28184717)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#29743925)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Hairless Gas Station Nowag

Stock is up HUGE since this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#30156639)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: Motley Ceo

thisx2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#33663738)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Salt in the pot lifts the stock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#33664497)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: misunderstood idea he suggested pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#33990112)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: orchid range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#34058848)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#34058881)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairraiser Base Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#35867411)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Spruce shivering stage sex offender

stock still up huge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#37068050)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#39310516)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular sticky boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44314301)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse Boiling Water Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44314312)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Spectacular sticky boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44314425)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Diverse Boiling Water Market

Classic thread. Nice find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44314428)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Spectacular sticky boltzmann

Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44314493)



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Author: white trailer park shitlib



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:16 AM
Author: snowy knife

This was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2",#44893003)



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