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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
Contagious set
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Charismatic Internet-worthy Main People
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Charismatic Internet-worthy Main People
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
Boyish wine mediation kitchen
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
very tactful fragrant pit friendly grandma
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
Contagious set
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
laughsome khaki blood rage round eye
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
Contagious set
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
Brilliant rough-skinned indian lodge juggernaut
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
aromatic red therapy
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
Contagious set
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
aromatic red therapy
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
Contagious set
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
aromatic red therapy
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
laughsome khaki blood rage round eye
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
fluffy codepig orchestra pit
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
aromatic red therapy
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
Brilliant rough-skinned indian lodge juggernaut
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
Contagious set
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk
  07/25/15
?
Contagious set
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
Topaz Sex Offender
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
Topaz Sex Offender
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
fluffy codepig orchestra pit
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
fear-inspiring seedy box office double fault
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
Topaz Sex Offender
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
Contagious set
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
Topaz Sex Offender
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
cobalt razzle-dazzle gay wizard hall
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Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
aquamarine odious ape stage
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
cobalt razzle-dazzle gay wizard hall
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"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
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Lol you're so overreaching
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did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
fluffy codepig orchestra pit
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
deep charcoal temple cuck
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One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
self-centered emerald doctorate
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lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
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Contagious set
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Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
bright bisexual pisswyrm idea he suggested
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Big-titted school cafeteria death wish
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
Blue Mad-dog Skullcap State
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
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That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Contagious set

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Internet-worthy Main People



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Internet-worthy Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Boyish wine mediation kitchen

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: very tactful fragrant pit friendly grandma

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Contagious set

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: laughsome khaki blood rage round eye

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Contagious set

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Brilliant rough-skinned indian lodge juggernaut

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: aromatic red therapy

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Contagious set

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: aromatic red therapy

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Contagious set

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: aromatic red therapy

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: laughsome khaki blood rage round eye

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: fluffy codepig orchestra pit

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: aromatic red therapy

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Brilliant rough-skinned indian lodge juggernaut

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious set

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Contagious set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Topaz Sex Offender

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Topaz Sex Offender

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: fluffy codepig orchestra pit

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: fear-inspiring seedy box office double fault

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Topaz Sex Offender

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Contagious set

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Topaz Sex Offender

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle gay wizard hall

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: aquamarine odious ape stage

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle gay wizard hall

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pearl Address Milk

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: lake public bath stock car



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Contagious set

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Cerebral insane nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: fluffy codepig orchestra pit

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: deep charcoal temple cuck

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: self-centered emerald doctorate

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: dark fortuitous meteor crackhouse

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious set



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: bright bisexual pisswyrm idea he suggested

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Big-titted school cafeteria death wish



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Blue Mad-dog Skullcap State

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2",#49936126)