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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Lavender gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Vivacious sandwich juggernaut
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Brindle degenerate abode
  10/24/16
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peach garrison volcanic crater
  01/03/17
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mildly autistic hospital
  02/20/18
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bateful bright stock car jewess
  06/03/19
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Vivacious sandwich juggernaut
  10/14/20
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erotic ruddy lay prole
  01/25/16
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bipolar submissive potus internal respiration
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Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother
  01/25/16
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costumed trailer park cuckoldry
  01/25/16
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Razzmatazz Carmine Locale
  01/25/16
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Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother
  01/25/16
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costumed trailer park cuckoldry
  01/25/16
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Shivering Hell
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
awkward ticket booth
  01/25/16
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Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
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free-loading cobalt telephone
  01/25/16
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
...
brilliant at-the-ready athletic conference
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
magical bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth hall
  01/25/16
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out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead
  01/25/16
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Lavender gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
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Comical Flesh Pit Rigor
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hairraiser brethren private investor
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Khaki Yarmulke
  11/27/16
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awkward ticket booth
  06/13/17
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Rose tanning salon
  12/19/17
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/24/18
...
exciting balding giraffe mood
  06/10/24
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Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
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Painfully honest grizzly toaster principal's office
  10/24/16
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peach garrison volcanic crater
  11/27/16
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awkward ticket booth
  01/23/17
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Rusted Charismatic Church
  03/15/17
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awkward ticket booth
  04/20/17
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awkward ticket booth
  02/20/18
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awkward ticket booth
  05/24/18
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crimson casino community account
  09/26/21
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Soul-stirring Flirting Institution
  03/12/22
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exciting balding giraffe mood
  05/15/22
...
exciting balding giraffe mood
  05/04/24
ruthless.
lime stag film hominid
  01/25/16
Brutal
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Duck-like shimmering dopamine station
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Internet-worthy regret
  01/25/16
toxic
irate fear-inspiring resort ceo
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
sapphire thirsty national
  01/25/16
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bipolar submissive potus internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
...
violet spot kitty cat
  01/25/16
damnit
Honey-headed fluffy nibblets
  01/25/16
...
Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
jfc
awkward ticket booth
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
awkward ticket booth
  01/25/16
Cr
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
hm
Crawly parlor hissy fit
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
wait
excitant gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating library mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
sapphire thirsty national
  01/25/16
...
Fantasy-prone partner affirmative action
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
lime stag film hominid
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
awkward ticket booth
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
lime stag film hominid
  01/25/16
...
excitant gaming laptop
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Rose tanning salon
  01/25/16
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arousing tan genital piercing bbw
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Honey-headed fluffy nibblets
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
violet spot kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Rough-skinned Silver Parlour
  01/25/16
...
Walnut irradiated old irish cottage friendly grandma
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Aqua mexican
  01/25/16
...
Internet-worthy regret
  01/25/16
...
brilliant at-the-ready athletic conference
  01/25/16
damn
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
...
Carnelian center
  01/25/16
...
Rebellious ungodly marketing idea mediation
  01/25/16
O LORD
Hilarious Wagecucks Plaza
  01/25/16
jfc
Vigorous milky brunch half-breed
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead
  01/25/16
...
Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother
  01/25/16
Lmao
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
...
Slate double fault trump supporter
  01/25/16
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Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
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Carnelian center
  01/26/16
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hairraiser brethren private investor
  01/26/16
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  02/15/16
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seedy french karate
  07/08/17
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adventurous main people
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  10/27/17
...
Yellow temple
  12/26/17
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  05/24/18
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Marvelous Locus Knife
  03/16/20
...
deranged passionate shitlib
  02/18/22
...
domesticated snowy indian lodge legend
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
magical bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth hall
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Honey-headed fluffy nibblets
  01/25/16
ouch
self-absorbed piazza
  01/26/16
poison
Shaky water buffalo toilet seat
  01/26/16
...
coral address
  01/26/16
180
Lavender gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
frum autistic kitchen
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
odious spruce senate
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
ruby kitty
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Maroon zippy shrine
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
RIP brother
bistre lascivious elastic band
  09/27/16
...
domesticated snowy indian lodge legend
  12/26/17
...
hairraiser brethren private investor
  08/12/19
180
Vivacious sandwich juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser brethren private investor
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Mentally Impaired Provocative Jew
  01/27/16
...
Rose tanning salon
  01/27/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
orange newt university
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
orange newt university
  02/02/16
...
sepia motley sanctuary
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Mahogany Curious Market
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
galvanic gay bawdyhouse laser beams
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Sadistic Pink Antidepressant Drug
  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
wonderful therapy set
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Cream House Philosopher-king
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
diverse becky
  01/23/17
toxic
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Rusted Charismatic Church
  03/15/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
180 emerald pistol
  07/08/17
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thriller tank den
  10/27/17
mother of god
adventurous main people
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Canary Theatre
  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
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cracking pearly theater stain
  12/26/17
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racy brass rehab
  12/26/17
ouch
Razzle-dazzle rigpig
  02/20/18
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frisky beady-eyed stage deer antler
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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fiercely-loyal dilemma
  08/09/19
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crimson casino community account
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Drunken gaping range
  07/28/25
...
Mind-boggling white menage ratface
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
dark talented corner
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Plum supple step-uncle's house doctorate
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
brilliant at-the-ready athletic conference
  01/25/16
...
out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead
  01/25/16
...
Learning disabled vibrant foreskin
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
toxic
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
dashing lemon boistinker chapel
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/25/16
TY bro
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Topaz Concupiscible Forum Persian
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Duck-like shimmering dopamine station
  10/27/17
...
Aromatic Home Puppy
  10/27/17
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  05/24/18
...
diverse becky
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
insanely creepy angry sex offender
  10/27/17
credited advice
Razzle-dazzle rigpig
  05/24/18
even more toxic
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
multi-colored azure idea he suggested cruise ship
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
i lol'd
chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
lol
Titillating reading party
  06/01/17
...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Lavender gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
domesticated snowy indian lodge legend
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
ebony theater stage
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
Lmao
Cerebral Swollen Lodge Tattoo
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
awkward ticket booth
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/25/16
lmao true
ruby kitty
  01/25/16
...
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
...
domesticated snowy indian lodge legend
  12/26/17
Haha
Stirring preventive strike base
  03/19/20
...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
violet spot kitty cat
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
frum autistic kitchen
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Topaz Concupiscible Forum Persian
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Cruel-hearted crackhouse pozpig
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
unholy area fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
insanely creepy angry sex offender
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
bistre lascivious elastic band
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
cowardly bonkers weed whacker office
  06/03/19
oh no
Maroon zippy shrine
  08/08/19
LOL
floppy dysfunction
  03/16/20
JFC
diverse becky
  03/19/20
Update?
deranged passionate shitlib
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease Point
  01/25/16
...
Clear hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Rose tanning salon
  05/19/16
...
Stimulating library mental disorder
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
violet spot kitty cat
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
Cr
violet spot kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy stage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
...
dark talented corner
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
useless public bath macaca
  01/26/16
...
useless public bath macaca
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
erotic ruddy lay prole
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
seedy french karate
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian center
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Lavender gunner pocket flask
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
awkward ticket booth
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
erotic ruddy lay prole
  01/26/16
...
gold azn nursing home
  01/16/19
...
Stirring preventive strike base
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...
Vivacious sandwich juggernaut
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excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian center
  01/26/16
...
Rose tanning salon
  03/28/16
...
fiercely-loyal dilemma
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
slimy factory reset button school cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
dashing lemon boistinker chapel
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Vivacious sandwich juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Brindle degenerate abode
  10/24/16
...
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Copper trip school
  04/04/16
...
Rusted Charismatic Church
  03/15/17
*applause*
Laughsome Field
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...
crimson casino community account
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...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
insanely creepy angry sex offender
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...
excitant gaming laptop
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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  01/26/16
...
violet spot kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
Describe
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
...
excitant gaming laptop
  01/26/16
...
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
awkward ticket booth
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
thriller tank den
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
hairraiser brethren private investor
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
frum autistic kitchen
  01/26/16
Fuck
thriller tank den
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Stimulating library mental disorder
  01/26/16
cq's!
ruby kitty
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Maniacal cuck place of business
  01/26/16
...
diverse becky
  03/19/20
...
Rusted Charismatic Church
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Nudist property
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
dashing lemon boistinker chapel
  01/26/16
except for your autism
dark talented corner
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle rigpig
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
dashing lemon boistinker chapel
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
dun boyish orchestra pit round eye
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser brethren private investor
  01/26/16
LOL fair
dashing lemon boistinker chapel
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian center
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy stage
  01/23/17
...
Rusted Charismatic Church
  03/15/17
...
seedy french karate
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Appetizing psychic state
  01/26/16
underrated
Brindle degenerate abode
  01/26/16
...
Rose tanning salon
  02/15/16
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Maniacal cuck place of business
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hairraiser brethren private investor
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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Shivering Hell
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180
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...
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Marvelous Locus Knife
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alcoholic multi-billionaire
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...
Stimulating library mental disorder
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
ultramarine outnumbered
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Jfc
Marvelous Locus Knife
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Stimulating library mental disorder
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Overrated roommate
  01/16/19
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Shivering Hell
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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thriller tank den
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...
Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs
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Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Marvelous Locus Knife
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37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Burgundy stage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy regret

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: irate fear-inspiring resort ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed fluffy nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: ruby kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Crawly parlor hissy fit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: ruby kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sapphire thirsty national

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678541)



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Author: Fantasy-prone partner affirmative action



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: lime stag film hominid

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: lime stag film hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: violet spot kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Silver Parlour

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: ruby kitty

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Author: Carnelian center



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vigorous milky brunch half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680268)



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Author: ebony theater stage

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Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680340)



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Author: Glittery Disgusting Church Building Mother



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

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Author: magical bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed fluffy nibblets

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Author: self-absorbed piazza

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Author: excitant gaming laptop



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: odious spruce senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Burgundy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: ruby kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Maroon zippy shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Provocative Jew

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: orange newt university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740482)



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Author: Mahogany Curious Market

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Author: 180 emerald pistol

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: adventurous main people

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Canary Theatre

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: sick lake site

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: cracking pearly theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: racy brass rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigpig

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: frisky beady-eyed stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: crimson casino community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Drunken gaping range

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling white menage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: dark talented corner

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Plum supple step-uncle's house doctorate

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: brilliant at-the-ready athletic conference

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Learning disabled vibrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: ruby kitty

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: ruby kitty

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: ruby kitty

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ruby kitty

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Forum Persian

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Duck-like shimmering dopamine station

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Home Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy angry sex offender

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigpig

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: ruby kitty

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: multi-colored azure idea he suggested cruise ship

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: ruby kitty

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: ruby kitty

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: ruby kitty

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Lavender gunner pocket flask

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: domesticated snowy indian lodge legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: ruby kitty

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: ruby kitty

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: ebony theater stage

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: ruby kitty

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Cerebral Swollen Lodge Tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: ruby kitty

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: domesticated snowy indian lodge legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Stirring preventive strike base

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: violet spot kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Forum Persian

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse pozpig

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: unholy area fortuitous meteor

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy angry sex offender

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: bistre lascivious elastic band

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: cowardly bonkers weed whacker office

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Maroon zippy shrine

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: floppy dysfunction

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: diverse becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: deranged passionate shitlib

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease Point

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: violet spot kitty cat

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: violet spot kitty cat

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: dark talented corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: useless public bath macaca

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: useless public bath macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: erotic ruddy lay prole

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: seedy french karate

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Carnelian center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Lavender gunner pocket flask

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: excitant gaming laptop

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: erotic ruddy lay prole

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: gold azn nursing home



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring preventive strike base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious sandwich juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Carnelian center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: slimy factory reset button school cafeteria

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious sandwich juggernaut

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Brindle degenerate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Copper trip school

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Rusted Charismatic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Laughsome Field

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: crimson casino community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: violet spot kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: thriller tank den

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: thriller tank den

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ruby kitty

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Rusted Charismatic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Nudist property

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: dark talented corner

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Carnelian center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Rusted Charismatic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: seedy french karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Appetizing psychic state

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Brindle degenerate abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon



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Author: peach garrison volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: crusty dead heaven

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling candlestick maker circlehead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Pontificating insane goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Vermilion turdskin sweet tailpipe

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed fluffy nibblets

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Vivacious sandwich juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: dun boyish orchestra pit round eye

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Carnelian center

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: claret mewling personal credit line

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Indecent exhilarant incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Bisexual Native Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: thriller tank den

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Vermilion turdskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Vermilion turdskin sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: splenetic puce chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Shivering Hell

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Shivering Hell

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: ruby kitty

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: dashing lemon boistinker chapel

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren private investor

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: frum autistic kitchen

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: ruby kitty

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Deep cumskin

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed fluffy nibblets

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: brilliant at-the-ready athletic conference



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: territorial disrespectful space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: orange newt university

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: sooty confused blood rage

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Maniacal cuck place of business

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: sooty confused blood rage

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Pontificating insane goyim

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend gay wizard

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: splenetic puce chad



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Cream House Philosopher-king



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: nubile dingle berry coffee pot

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: deranged passionate shitlib



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: very tactful crotch

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: out-of-control international law enforcement agency stead



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: arousing tan genital piercing bbw



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: deranged passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: ruby kitty

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: sooty confused blood rage

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Cream House Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Opaque bossy fanboi really tough guy

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy angry sex offender

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: very tactful crotch

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: ultramarine outnumbered

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Vivacious sandwich juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Rusted Charismatic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Cream House Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Histrionic jade quadroon travel guidebook

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: big

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: diverse becky

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Medicated elite party of the first part dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Pungent keepsake machete

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: diverse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: chrome skinny woman

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: aggressive doobsian cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: cracking pearly theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Razzle associate

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle associate

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-billionaire

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: electric fat ankles

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Clear hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: saffron slap-happy police squad

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Comical Flesh Pit Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: ultramarine outnumbered

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Overrated roommate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Shivering Hell

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: big-titted talking patrolman depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: cracking pearly theater stain

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: 

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: galvanic gay bawdyhouse laser beams

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Vivacious sandwich juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: indigo liquid oxygen

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Poppy electric furnace

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: indigo liquid oxygen

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: indigo liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: crimson casino community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Contagious Business Firm Roast Beef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: deranged passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: arrogant

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  selfie

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Locus Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: thriller tank den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: deranged passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: disturbing demanding striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: fighting smoky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: 

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2",#49548061)