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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Glittery bull headed kitty
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Glittery bull headed kitty
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Supple marketing idea incel

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Orange corner

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Wine fragrant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: spectacular bearded cuckoldry heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Insane Temple

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Insane Temple

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Sadistic private investor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy legend ratface

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy legend ratface

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: impertinent theatre mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: soggy casino

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly milk plaza

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: soggy casino

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: soggy casino

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Orange corner

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sadistic private investor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Floppy cruise ship factory reset button

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Senate Mad-dog Skullcap

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant rigpig

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Supple marketing idea incel

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Senate Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: overrated brunch

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Supple marketing idea incel

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed tan striped hyena pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cobalt gay wizard

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: appetizing maroon hall

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cyan rehab people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: soggy casino

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Orange corner

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Orange corner

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: appetizing maroon hall

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Orange corner

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Orange corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Orange corner

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Diverse iridescent institution boistinker

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Orange corner

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated windowlicker faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy legend ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: French theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Gay garrison tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: indecent goal in life market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Heady Snowy Senate Mad-dog Skullcap

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: free-loading burgundy regret dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Pale soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Sickened crimson kitchen multi-billionaire



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: plum stirring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: hot slippery travel guidebook sanctuary



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: transparent racy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Hairless mahogany address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: plum stirring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Flushed Nighttime Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed Nighttime Hospital



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Opaque business firm fanboi

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: cyan rehab people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Sepia Contagious Public Bath Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Diverse iridescent institution boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Parlor Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: indecent goal in life market

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged exhilarant menage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Flushed Nighttime Hospital

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Arousing Gold Base Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Orange corner

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: cowardly dilemma gaping

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Orange corner

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Orange corner

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Autistic Dashing Site Doctorate

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Diverse iridescent institution boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: indecent goal in life market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: 180 lime scourge upon the earth cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: boyish anal state

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: sinister useless brakes

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental candlestick maker locus

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: soggy casino

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: comical canary center

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: talented trump supporter spot

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac principal's office jewess

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: rusted masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Wine fragrant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: charismatic mustard sandwich theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: sable hyperactive den partner

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Walnut mother

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Demanding rambunctious preventive strike

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: soggy casino

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Demanding rambunctious preventive strike

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: sable hyperactive den partner

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Disturbing Puppy

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Sadistic private investor sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: indecent goal in life market

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Electric Weed Whacker

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: smoky provocative forum



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: rusted masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Salmon ladyboy elastic band

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Author: marvelous crusty stage



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Insane Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: orchid pisswyrm ape



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: rusted masturbator



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: orchid pisswyrm ape



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: thirsty cracking parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry



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Author: talented trump supporter spot



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: pontificating lodge tattoo

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Flatulent twisted church building

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Flatulent twisted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Wine fragrant round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Dun Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: seedy fishy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated windowlicker faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: maize trip stock car dragon

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Curious Ocher Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: pea-brained domesticated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: maize trip stock car dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: maize trip stock car dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Flirting school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Ocher Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: jade resort

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Glittery bull headed kitty

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: multi-colored deranged digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Motley telephone

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: laughsome selfie associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Well-lubricated windowlicker faggot firefighter

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: talented trump supporter spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Flickering ceo trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Excitant Unhinged Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: frisky piazza athletic conference

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: geriatric shrine keepsake machete

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Topaz mental disorder codepig

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Jet gaped wagecucks persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Jet gaped wagecucks persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: vibrant mad cow disease

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: brindle orchestra pit really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: milky box office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: fighting gas station organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like mind-boggling chapel circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: seedy fishy friendly grandma

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Useless hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Jet gaped wagecucks persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: concupiscible bistre half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Dun Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible bistre half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Salmon ladyboy elastic band

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: erotic party of the first part pocket flask

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Carnelian territorial liquid oxygen

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: plum stirring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: spruce church azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Carnelian territorial liquid oxygen

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: spruce church azn

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Carnelian territorial liquid oxygen

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Carnelian territorial liquid oxygen

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome selfie associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: misanthropic drab genital piercing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Dun Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Vigorous space pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: bateful bawdyhouse potus

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: hot slippery travel guidebook sanctuary

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Peach aggressive patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant Unhinged Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful lay

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Sapphire point nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Onyx Internal Respiration

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Curious Ocher Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: khaki chad

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Navy therapy

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: spectacular bearded cuckoldry heaven

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Excitant Unhinged Filthpig

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Galvanic chestnut national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2",#49735840)