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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: cyan prole ape



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: pungent persian

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: purple ticket booth



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible olive psychic market

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: adventurous honey-headed cumskin mediation

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: pungent persian

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: odious space stain

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Floppy underhanded doctorate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Deranged Queen Of The Night Faggotry

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz clown rehab

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: sooty electric furnace

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: brindle faggot firefighter newt



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: onyx dysfunction mexican

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: cerebral marketing idea



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: flirting toaster

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Supple Giraffe Stag Film

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: cerebral marketing idea



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: flirting toaster



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: brindle faggot firefighter newt

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Deranged Queen Of The Night Faggotry

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coffee pot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: spruce blathering gaming laptop masturbator

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: zippy aromatic ladyboy

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed crotch



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Excitant Aqua Hairy Legs

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: ruddy bipolar station

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Mentally impaired crawly jewess casino

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: judgmental love of her life

which of the white kids was kitty?

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