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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
odious state
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Pearl Site
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
Glittery hominid den
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
odious state
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
yapping fat ankles
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
odious state
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
indecent stag film partner
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
nudist potus
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
odious state
  04/28/21
...
Fluffy walnut trust fund
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
yapping fat ankles
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
odious state
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Swashbuckling ocher lay
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Pearl Site
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  04/27/21
...
Bateful gaming laptop institution
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
bipolar mahogany school cafeteria incel
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
yapping fat ankles
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
bipolar mahogany school cafeteria incel
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
insanely creepy heady legend
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
infuriating cruise ship
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
odious state
  04/27/21
...
Racy fear-inspiring rehab weed whacker
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
aqua bossy lodge quadroon
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
odious state
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
misanthropic jap
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
odious state
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
aqua bossy lodge quadroon
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
indecent stag film partner
  08/15/22
...
emerald whorehouse masturbator
  05/12/24
...
Arousing narrow-minded personal credit line
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
appetizing startling pit
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
odious state
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Diverse poppy feces preventive strike
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
odious state
  04/27/21
...
Sinister violent nowag
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Dashing massive stock car
  08/15/22
...
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  08/15/22
...
odious state
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
confused mental disorder
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
odious state
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Flesh learning disabled psychic
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Trip Property
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
odious state
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Fluffy walnut trust fund
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
thirsty aggressive temple
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
odious state
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
nudist potus
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
infuriating cruise ship
  04/28/21
lol
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  08/15/22
lol
sienna embarrassed to the bone boiling water locale
  08/15/22
...
curious hell
  11/02/25
...
odious state
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Pearl Site
  08/15/22
...
anal fishy address newt
  08/15/22
...
odious state
  02/07/24
...
Jet-lagged stirring set
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
anal fishy address newt
  08/16/22
...
odious state
  05/12/24
We survived.
Fluffy walnut trust fund
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Light People Who Are Hurt Market
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Aromatic center
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
amethyst slimy theatre messiness
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
Rusted university
  05/12/24
...
odious state
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
Milky field
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
odious state
  11/02/25
Got an arch deluxe today with this one weird hack
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  03/09/26


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: odious state

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Pearl Site

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Glittery hominid den

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: odious state

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: yapping fat ankles

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: odious state

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: indecent stag film partner

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: nudist potus

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: odious state

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Fluffy walnut trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: yapping fat ankles

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: odious state

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling ocher lay

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Pearl Site

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Bateful gaming laptop institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: bipolar mahogany school cafeteria incel

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: yapping fat ankles

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: bipolar mahogany school cafeteria incel

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy heady legend

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: infuriating cruise ship

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: odious state

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring rehab weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: aqua bossy lodge quadroon

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: odious state

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: misanthropic jap

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: odious state

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: aqua bossy lodge quadroon

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: indecent stag film partner

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: emerald whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Arousing narrow-minded personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: appetizing startling pit

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: odious state

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Diverse poppy feces preventive strike

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: odious state

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Sinister violent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Dashing massive stock car

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: confused mental disorder

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: odious state

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Flesh learning disabled psychic

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Trip Property

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: odious state

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Fluffy walnut trust fund

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: thirsty aggressive temple

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: odious state

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: nudist potus

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: infuriating cruise ship

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: sienna embarrassed to the bone boiling water locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: curious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Pearl Site

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: anal fishy address newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: anal fishy address newt

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Fluffy walnut trust fund

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Light People Who Are Hurt Market

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Aromatic center

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: amethyst slimy theatre messiness

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Rusted university

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Milky field

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#48350032)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: odious state

Breakfast reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#49395126)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


Got an arch deluxe today with this one weird hack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2",#49730805)